Bending Over Backwards | Beer Game, LeBron to Philly & Kobe Loyalty Debate | Beer 30 Sports O’Clock

This is Beer thirty Sports O'clock. And we're not opening a beer yet Because on this wonderful episode, we're gonna play a little game. Let's play a game. What movie is that from? Oh, god. Okay. Don't know. The dramatic pause and look is No idea. Jeez. I've heard it before though. Saw. Oh, I don't What? Do horror last horror movie I saw was Hereditary. That wasn't even scary. Exactly. You're so right. That was not scary at Wait. It wasn't scary. Hold on. That lady in the corner? It wasn't scary at all. Okay. For those that watch scary movies, a lot of the scary movies that are coming out or have come out, because there I take that back. There are some really fucking scary movies that are out. Like Psychological. The kid the kids doing the thing. The running? I forget what it's called now, but that was a great fucking scary I have one of those kids saved as, like, a sticker. So you know when you send stickers to friends? Yes. I send stickers all the someone told me to go do something at work? I sent that sticker. And I Wow. So you're threatening people with with hypnotize children. I don't realize what it's from. I just I'm like, I'm going. I'm on my way. Watch the movie. It's not it's it's scary, but it's not like it's a good story to it too, like yeah. But Saul, we're gonna play a game. And that game is gonna be I don't even know what I wanna call it. Do I do I call it should I call it Untap 36? Sure. Yeah. We'll call it Untap 36. So on today's game show, I'm gonna be guessing from this assortment of beers, 36 points exactly. And if I get it wrong, I have to chug an entire beer, whichever beer is the last one. Wait a second. I didn't know that was a part of it. I sent that in a text message. I was just gonna say you wrong. It's really fucked up to do to somebody. So there are nine beers here, and let me explain the game. Alright. So there are nine beers here, and on untapped, you can only get the best of the best score is five. You get one through five. So I have to guess in an order where basically I'm going from 36 to zero or zero to 36, however you wanna look at it, and basically trying to get 36 points exactly. Reason I'm not going for 45 is because one, that would mean that all every single one of these beers would be five points and that's just not happening. And then on top of that, I don't wanna chug that many beers. So if I get down to the nitty gritty of four or less, I'm pretty much gonna be chugging. So this will be very interesting on the last like two or three, I'm sure. And while we do that, of course, we'll talk a little news you can booze to because sports kinda happened. It did. There's nothing going on with baseball right now and boxing. And just trading. Yeah. That too. And free agent signings actually. Yeah. Which I was thinking about the stars. Oh, yes. Trading maverick pork. I'm gonna miss you. Oh my. Listen. Lace you're not rubbing any posters around here. Okay. Alright. The man doesn't need any more rubbing. Yo. That's crazy. That was crazy. Alright. So yeah. News you could boost to Untapped 36 edition. Alright. So let's go with first. I'm gonna guess fuck it. We're gonna go the great divide, blue berry muffin, yeti, and yeah. So what score did I get here? Oh my god. This is an Imperial style. Nine and a half percent. So you wanna start with that one? Mama ain't raised no punk. Let's start with that So explain why, like, why you picked that one first. So Great Divide, pretty good brewery. I've had a couple of their beers before. I think they have the psycho sue sued ale not psycho sue I'm like, that's toppling Goliath. That is toppling Goliath. But I know I thought it was Toppling Goliath has sue at the end of basically all their beers. Got it. So then I mistakenly thought this was Mhmm. Yes. And on top of You that, have had I like great divide before though. I have had great divide. No, I've had it, but I can't remember the beer now for the life of me because I fucked that up. And now I'm like, shame. Shame. So he basically picks this one and then is that your base? What do you mean? Like So, alright. There's no real logic to this picking. I just want y'all to understand. Mhmm. I see a can, if the name makes me chuckle, or the can design looks dope, I pick it up. Period. There is It's always been. That's how it's always gonna be. Like, that's how it is. Some of these, I'm not gonna lie, like, I orchestrated because I know one or two of these breweries. You know. I I probably know all of the breweries, but I'm saying like Yeah. I I know that usually they make really good beers. How much you know when then you know it? Exactly. So we're gonna go with this first one here. So Great Divide, YETI. Oh my god, it's Yes. Making a They have different versions. They have a blueberry, they have a cinnamon, they have a maple, they have hazelnut, yada yada yada, so forth. It's an imperial stout, 9.5% blueberry cinnamon. It is 3.92 or 3.97. Fuck. That was a lot. Mhmm. Okay. 3.97. I could see why it doesn't taste very stouty. Does it taste like a blueberry muffin? It definitely tastes like a blueberry Costco. I haven't had one of those in forever, so I don't What? Remember. Okay. I don't fuck with Costco. Can we talk about that for a second? Because I don't I used to fuck with Costco when my son was a baby. Everybody told me get you a Costco membership because the diapers, the wipes, you could buy them in bulk, blah blah blah blah blah. Everything else though is like, none of it's fresh, food wise to me. Okay. To me. This is back when I used to eat meat. Pause. And then I ate I think I ate, like, I wanna say I got steaks from there. Okay. And I got sick. And somebody was like, well, it was probably the meat. How many days after? Probably two days. Two days? Okay. It wasn't like crazy It's too poisoning for some reason takes like multiple days. For sure. No. No. And I like yes. And I've had that I've had that happen with fish. I've had that happen every walk of life because I'm I'm an idiot. Then I'll be like, I still got two days. Here's Fuck color. I think it'd be It's a little gray, but we, you know, we can maybe We ball it. Yeah. You know, the little seasoning, sizzle it up, you know. Burn away all the germs. Not the case. But this was not this was not the case for the steaks. And somebody was I forget the story, but somebody was telling me like, don't know if they were just fucking with me or not, but it just stuck with me. And then I my son stopped, you know, obviously he grew out of the diapers and stuff like that. And eventually I was like, Costco is just there's and they're and they're so far. They're so far away from me. When I was living in Arlington Uh-huh. It made sense because I was South Arlington, right there, bong Now I live in Downtown Dallas area and the nearest Costco is fucking Arlington. Or Rockwall. Even worse. Yeah. That's where mine You know what I'm saying? Like, that's crazy to me. So no no I don't I don't I know of don't know of any Costcos in Dallas. If I'm wrong, please tell me. Because I would love to go back, especially for the gas, because right now gas is high as hell. Mhmm. But I don't I don't fucking I don't fuck with Costco's no more. Got beef. There are chicken tacos. So you know how they have like I don't eat chicken. The This is really good though. Well, shit. It does taste like blueberry. There's really no roasted taste on the back end. I can see why 3.97 made sense. Yeah. Alright. Oh, ignore my chicken taco comment. Yeah. We don't we don't we don't fuck with Costco, so we don't wanna we don't want to Why the fuck with Costco? Costco? And they don't have any craft beers in there. It's because it's Texas. You should have craft beers in Texas, So in some Costcos in different states, they're allowed to serve like liquor and beer. But in Texas, they're not. Yeah. But you can buy beer there. Yeah. But I'll, like, craft beer. So Oh, yeah. I mean, but that's what I'm saying. Like, what the fuck? Why not? We in Texas. I don't know. I don't know why it's in Texas only. Facts. Because that's fucking weird. Because they have The like great giant state of beer here. They've Like, obviously everything's bigger, Costco wise. Not just Texas, Costco wise. But they have like giant jugs of vodka at other states. Not here. And I'm like, wow. That's crazy. Yeah. That's that's Texas They just have a section of wine. I don't want That's crazy as hell. Yeah. No. I don't want wine either. I mean, there's nothing wrong with wine. When you get older, wine will be Yeah. But anyway, alright. So let's see. 3.97. We are I'm lagging on this. Alright. So let's go with this cool ass can here. This is Master Blaster. You picked it on cool the can. Dude looks like a samurai or some sort. Mhmm. And it it's just a dope Martenhouse never disappoints on the can design. It's just always a funky can. I guess I should put these up here when I'm done. So people don't see me think I'm cheating or whatever. Alright. So it is a hazy IPA with oh, I'm gonna mess this up. Erebus, Strada, and El Dorado hops. And it is 10%. My god. Yep. It's an imperial double IPA. Funky, juicy, hazy. And it is 3.95. Okay. I'm I'm I'm in the threes. I like it. Okay. Alright. Yeah. Okay. We good. Oh, that is all hops. Damn, that's good. I was not expecting the master blaster to blast me away like that. Yo. This is really good. Okay. Martenhouse. Alright. This should've got a higher ranking then. I feel like they hold us on that one. I mean, IPAs, it's hit or miss for people. So because some people think they're too hazy. I was gonna say this could people be think they're too fruity. I was gonna say this would probably be more so on the side of too fruity. Mhmm. Because it is, you can you can taste the hazy, but you really catch But it's the described as a hazy beer. Mhmm. So some people might be like, this isn't hazy, this is fruity. Yeah. It's a fruity, yeah. Listen, I rock with it. It's gotta go up here, but I rock with it a lot. Alright. Oh, I'm nervous now. Alright. Let's do a little lighter beer. Let's do let's do break side. So I'm gonna stop you because I know this one. Not the points, but I have we do have this beer Okay. At Saucer. Mhmm. And someone put this with a Michelada. Wow. Mhmm. So it's that type of time. But called watermelon is really good. Excuse me. It's it's a break It's called Breakside. Is it the brewery's Breakside or is it Breakside is the brewery. Because they kinda threw me off with the Seek and Enjoy at the top. Like, I don't know. It's a very Portland, Oregon thing Mhmm. Which is where they're from. It's a watermelon cucumber lime and it is four and a half percent. And I've simply got this because I needed I seen that I was getting a little dark on this Yeah. On this pics and I didn't know I don't know break side. They're they're pretty good. I've I don't think I've ever had a break side, so I'm excited to to try one. It's described as crushable. It should be. Mhmm. This is really damn good. Mhmm. This is actually I could see the Michelada. Yeah. Put a little tajin on around. See, I was confused. Because we only have it in bottles and cans. Mhmm. So I never was like, let's put this in a Michelada. It's watermelon. No. I mean, I could see it. But one of the girls really liked it. Yeah, no I could see it because it's got a, it's fruity and it's refreshing. Fruity is like not overpowering, it's not, the cucumber and lime mix, yeah, it was, it, they did good with this. Shout out to Brakeside, this was really, really good. Refreshing, crisp, tad bit of fruit watermelon in there. It feels like you're almost hydrating. Is 3.72. Holy shit. I'm getting really good with it. Alright. So, fuck, I'm already at eleven. So what are you gonna do with the rest of these? I think I'm gonna Alright. We're gonna go boulevard. The reason we're gonna go boulevard now. Tank 7? Tank 7. A Saison? A Saison. American Saison. Don't even have to look. I already know. Oh, no. It's Cranberry I did that because it's it's a bigger brewery and usually people will try to hate on the bigger breweries. Boulevard tank seven is like a staple. They're a regular tank seven. Oh, this is the cranberry? This is the cranberry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've got you. I got you. Alright. So this is the Cranberry Tank seven. This is eight and a half percent. Listen, Boulevard, they don't really miss on many beers from what I've And I, like, I've gotta make a road trip to go up there and just sit and just drink myself into a coma. Oh, Because, yeah. But what, they have a lot of beers. They have a lot of beers. Lot of beers. Like Golden Road on the West Coast right now. They're just Mhmm. By storm. Alright. Enough talking. Their easy orange is really good. Boulevard? Mhmm. Easy orange. Easy orange. Man, that's good. I was expecting a little more Farmhouse? Farmhouse? So Saisons are described as like farmhouse Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I got you. You said farmhouse. I wasn't Yeah. I had I had a blonde moment. It's not talking to you. I like it. Mhmm. I like the other Tank seven better, but I think it's because I was expecting a little more sweet than sour kind of thing. Don't I don't it wasn't it's not giving it's not giving. Which is crazy, because the Tank seven is not sweet. It's not, but I wasn't expecting it to be sweet. Oh, okay. It's not bad though. Mean, tastes like they added some cranberry to an American Saison. Yep. What's the score? 3.48. Ah, see? I knew it. I knew they would hate a little bit. Alright. So we're at fifteen. I got what? 21 left. Mhmm. So one, two, three, four, five. Okay. I'm safe. Long as nobody's over a four. For now. The fact that you whispered that does not make it more scarier. Just, you're an asshole for that. Alright. Artisan ale. Prairie ale. I'm sorry. I'd be fucking Prairie Artisan Ales, Jesus Christ. They covered the thing, so I forgot who I was talking about here. Neapolitan Squeeze. Neapolitan? Neapolitan Squeeze. Sour ale? Neapolitan, like the Neo. Ice Vanilla. Chocolate. Strawberry. Alright. Neapolitan. Sour ale with strawberries, coca nibs, vanilla, and lactose. Is that cocoa or is that cocoa? Cocoa. Cocoa. Cocoa. I got Vanilla this strawberries. I got this one because I didn't really understand it, but I thought it was kinda funky with the the the squeeze, the hand. I I mean, I got it. Mhmm. Like, you know what I mean? But it was just kinda It's all coming together for you. Yeah. Was just kinda like, oh, that's funny, I guess. Prayer Artisan Ale's, they're $50.50 with me right now. What happened to you? They had one or two beers that I was like, ew. Oh, which ones? I think it was Buzzer Beater. Oh. Yeah. Buzzer Beater was and then not ew, but it was and then there was another one. But then I've had some really good ones from them too. Like, had a really good sour that I think we had on the show. Yeah. That was really good. That surprised the hell out of me. Alright. So this sour. Oh. 4.7. It's a fruited sour. That smells like milk. Well, it's lactose in it, so Oh. No, that smells Do you wanna pour it? I kinda wanna see Yeah, what it looks sure. Okay. I fuck, man. That smells like straight sour it smells like sour milk. Oh my god. I shouldn't have poured this. I shouldn't have poured this. And I poured a lot. This is for you. Oh. Yep. This is for you because I'm not yeah. Alright. See, the smell is super deceiving. Mhmm. Because I was expecting, like, spoiled milk or some shit. No. That's like straight strawberry. Yeah. Like, there's not I don't taste even any Wait. At the end, there's chocolate. I don't I don't taste it. Oh, that tastes That bitter beer face. All I taste is strawberry. I really don't taste anything else. I don't know if that like Or just chocolate at the end? I don't know, maybe my taste buds are fun. But it's not my favorite. Alright. What do we score? 3.66. What? Mhmm. I need these scores. I need to double check these scores. I'm a pull up the untapped app. Okay. Not sponsored. Untapped app. Alright. So let's see. In other news, while we're while I'm deciding. Yeah. Take a little break. Yeah. Because that was We're about about the halfway mark. That was extremely fucking Take a mini break. Yeah. In other news, did you what did you think about LeBron being going to Philly? All I could think about was all the TikToks that I've seen about the difference between LeBron and Kobe and how Kobe won so many so many Comparison is the thief of joy. So many rings with one team and Kobe keeps changing teams. What? Or not Kobe. LeBron. LeBron, sorry. I started thinking about Kobe, and I felt sad. I hate, yeah, I hate that that notion. It's a different it's a different era that we have with basketball. There is no love, loyalty, and all these guys come up. There's no real rivalries. I mean, there's rivalries now growing in that direction, but there's no real rivalries like we hate each other, wanna fight each other kind of thing. Mhmm. Maybe Denver and Minnesota hate each other to an extent, but it's The rivalries remain in hockey. For sure. But it's a different those that's just like they the more violence, the more the more, rivalries should breed there. Right? But even there cause my thing is if he got traded to Philly or he got traded to all these teams, will we have this conversation? No. Because Kobe not Kobe. Sorry. I keep thinking about Kobe Mhmm. Now. All I can think about is the man. Alright. Sorry. Mhmm. I respect him and I love him very much and I wish he was still alive. Oh, okay. I didn't know you were such a Kobe fan. I am. I remember the exact the exact place I was when I found out that Kobe died. Wow. Like, you know the people that are like, I remember where I was when my dad I actually remember where I was when Kobe died. I was at work. I was at work. I was in Florida. Yeah. I was my uncle's house looking at the TV going, what the fuck? Yeah. I thought I thought it was fake. Mhmm. Everybody thought it was fake, like, what? This is crazy. Yeah. But yeah, I I remember that. But We wouldn't say the same thing about LeBron if he, like was traded because he wouldn't be as good because he wouldn't trade a good player. They traded Jalen Brown. Jalen Brown's an excellent player. Yeah. Bad Just saying. They traded Luca. That was because the man was stupid. Not Luca, the other one. But was he though? He's been fired. Yeah, but Luca hasn't gotten any further than than, you know what I'm saying? He's been injured. Blanket there. He's been injured. He's he doesn't play defense still. He got out of shape towards the end of the season again. It's the same thing. Like, he did the same thing. You're only gonna go so far with him. And honest to God truth with the way that the West is panning out, you need long, like, six you need everybody to be able to guard all five positions to win the West. Mhmm. One. Two, you need everybody to be able to score and be selfless. Not selfish, but selfless. Three, and final, you need someone that is going to gel and be a leader in the locker room if you're the star. All three things he missed on, he whiffed horribly on. You're not a leader because you fucking you you cry and moan to the refs every chance you get and you set a bad precedence for everybody, all the younger guys coming up looking to you. You don't play defense because you're too busy crying and complaining or you're getting toasted and you know, you can't guard every position. I would look at other players besides just Luka on that one, but For sure. I mean, but again, my okay. SGA. OKC, everybody there can guard all five positions. They can. That's why they're such a force to be reckoned with. They only lost to the Spurs technically because of injury. They had three two of their three ball handlers were out. Everybody and other scorers were out. I mean, you can't win when you're crippled. You know what I mean? No. That hurt you. Sorry. And then, what I would like to say is that I think that everybody it's so funny how LeBron does this. LeBron did nothing but make a decision for himself. Mhmm. And all the narratives that conspiracy theories and everything that comes out, oh, look, like, it's either you love him and you're a stan, like, officially, like, you think he can do no wrong Mhmm. Or you hate him and think he can do no right. There is no in between. I mean, then you're not a real basketball fan if you don't care. But, yeah, you're not a basketball fan, we know. But my thing is is like, there's I've never really heard anybody in between. Do I think the move was corny? Kind of. But I also think in circumstance, LeBron took a pay cut and he went to a team that's already pretty damn good. Doesn't need to do much on that team. But there's one caveat, obviously, it's health. And Embiid is not a healthy purse player. He barely played a season last year. He played, like, 30 games last year or missed 30 games last year. And he got swept out after his great series against the Celtics. He couldn't He broke down. He couldn't finish damn near three games. So Yeah. You know what I'm gonna say? I'm gonna throw my dad under the bus a little bit here. Wow. I can't because No, he he told me told me I could say this. He equated this man. LeBron? Yes. Okay. To a third line hockey player. Third line, you never use them. You only use them in case of emergencies. LeBron? No. At this day and age. Right now. Because of his age. Me and Papa Brie are gonna have to have a debate because first off because I'm so sorry. What has he done? Okay. Where where are his where are the rings? Where are the championships? There's like one or two, right? No. He has like four. Okay, compared to everybody else who we call the GOATs. I mean three. So he has he has the bubble one, he has the one that he brought to Cleveland Uh-huh. And he has the one in Miami. So he has three of I think So for three different teams he has them because he keeps moving. He has no loyalty. The last person that had loyalty, no offense is Dirk Nowitzki. Loyalty. But look, my thing is, is look where it got Dirk. We got him one ring and then we blew it up. And I say we because we're Yeah, he never wanted to leave. He wanted to stay. Yeah, but like, would you not Alright, so first, would you not go for all the money you're At your job, would you not go for all the money you could physically get? Would you not leave to go get the most money you could physically get? No? Yes? Sorry. A sad face. Okay. Get off your phone. I can't say I can't say that. Look at her. Second of all, the the statement of what has he done for you lately? The man averaging, like, 20 some points in, like, six or seven assists and, like, four rebounds. Like, he's 41 in But has this he helped whole any of the teams recently? The Lakers. Get to the finals. Okay. Not the playoffs. Listen, that sport is a is the absolute team sport. If everybody is not rocking And he keeps leaving the teams. He doesn't wanna help them. He goes, I'm done. There's only so much help you can do. You can't coach and you can't manage. You can't sign the roster. You can only do so much. So is Dan Marino not still considered one of the greatest quarterbacks we've ever seen? I don't even know who that is. Oh my god. Okay. Tony Romo was also You in the know who that Okay. Is, Tony Romo. I used to I used to yeah. I used to argue every Cowboy fan till I was blue in the face. Mhmm. Tony Romo goes anywhere else, he wins a ring. He wins a ring. Because of the team. Exactly. Because he he and the team work together. But he could never get out of the first round of the playoffs because of the team. Think about it. Second round. He couldn't get out of he could not win the big one because Yeah. But if he was not there and it was somebody else, more more than likely, that team still wouldn't have made it out. So he really didn't didn't do anything for them. Because he did not. He had to do everything himself. Listen, Tony Romo, every single game, every playoff game I used to call it, it'd be so fucking funny. He would have a wonderful three quarters. But because his defense was ass, his defense Because Jerry Jones does not know how to buy a defense. Tony Romo can't help that though. Yeah. Because Tony Romo doesn't play for the company anymore. Well, I mean but I'm saying when he did, he can't help Jerry Jones pick the defense. Because Jerry Jones is the one with the checkbook and the one making the general manager plays and stuff. Right? So why is it that we say for other why would you stay in something like that when you know there is never it's like staying in a bad relationship. You know that person's never gonna change. Those are very different. It's the exact same because if he would've stayed in Cleveland for the rest of his career and not won anything, because to be honest, Cleveland was not that great. Mhmm. He literally dragged me, you, Ashley, and the clubhouse to the fucking finals one year. Facts. That team was a joke, but he single handedly brought them to the finals. Right? Now you're playing against the best play the best team on the other side. You can't do nothing with them. So my question is this, why would you stay when you know that team can't do anything for you? Loyalty. Why? When they would cut you in a heartbeat. They would fire you in a heartbeat. Would Not loyalty trade to the people that own you. Loyalty to the team. But that's the thing. Again And he has no loyalty to any Dean. That's the whole thing. I can we could do this devil's advocate thing all day. Do I think it was the right move for him? I I don't necessarily believe it was the right move as far as when it comes to legacy, the look of legacy. Mhmm. But I feel like career wise, he's trying to win. He's trying to win another ring or two. This is clearly yeah. Like, he liter but that's the point. He's 42 years old. He should Gonna be 44 and probably still being able to jump out the gym. It's pretty hard. That's pretty tough. I that's why I draw the line of third line is a little disrespectful. Just a tad bit. But I digress, we're getting sidetracked. Second line on the verge of third line. Thank you. Show some put some respect on his name. He's he's the dialer sake of the TV. No. I ain't gonna let y'all do that to my boy. LeBron, listen. LeBron has done LeBron has single handedly changed the league and he owes no one and he owes no one let loyalty because no one will show him loyalty. And that's just the gods on his truth. If you know a situation is not going to get any better personally in your life, in your career, anything like that, time to move on. You sticking around is stupid. So why do we if we wouldn't expect ourselves to do it, why we expect these superstar these athletes who are playing a game that they want to win to do it? You wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. Jamie Ben's doing it. And you know what's crazy? Is when his legacy is over, it'll be Dallas that is the only place that loves and shows him respect. The NHL and all the people that hall of famers and shit like that will look at him, yeah, but what it did he win? No. He didn't win. And the reason he didn't win, because he stayed loyal to a team that couldn't put a team together to help him win. But Dallas respects him. Not just Dallas. If I was if I was looking at someone and they were like, oh, yeah, I'm not gonna leave this team because they signed me, they believed in me in the first place, and now I'm here and I'm their captain. I've been their captain for years. And what if Dallas trades him? They're not. They sign him for one more So you could still trade him. They're not. You could still trade him. But again, my like, that's my point is like, this is a business. That's why the oh, is it owner or not the owner of Yeah. The The GM. Mhmm. Has won GM for all of Hockey multiple years in a row. Yeah, for sure. No, I mean they definitely make the right moves. I do think that it boils down to we I think he and Sagan are just trying to end at the same time, honestly. Facts. But I also feel like, I do feel like though, it's like we expect a loyalty because if the owners of the team decide, you know, we don't wanna pay you, Football, just the most agreed, nothing's guaranteed in football. Mhmm. You get injured, season, you know, life ending injury. I feel like with football though, like, the players are more likely to try and trade themselves than any other sport. No, basketball is way worse. Basketball, like, literally, like guess I just don't pay attention. Yeah, exactly. That's Back to the beer. Alright. Let's go with Brewery Omegang. Omegang. Omegang. Thank you. It's the Omegang series, oak aged watermelon kolsch, and it is 6%. Alright. Back with the watermelons. And I picked this can because I like the watermelons. It's like a watermelon town, but it looks like they're, like, in barrels and watermelons. It looks almost like some trailer park or some saunas. I don't know. It just looked dope. I I thought it was dope. It's a kolsch, it is watermelon fruity and tart. It is 6%. Oh, that's a lot of watermelon in there. It is crushable as hell. Very summery. Okay. 3.8. Oh my god. I'm still under. 3.8 even? Mhmm. Wow. Okay. Technically 3.80. So 3.80. But yes. Yeah. I I was just making sure there was no extra points there. Alright. So we good. I'm in the I'm in the I'm actually really solid. I'm really good. I'm not gonna have to chug any beers. Yay. Depends on how under you are. Because if you're under, 15, you gotta No way. I won't be under I'll probably be right at 30. I'll probably be right at 36, low key, looking at this. Okay. We'll see. Don't say that. Alright. Next up next up is Odell Brewin'. It is the Peach Stan Rambla Blonde Ale. Proudly Colorado. It is 5%. It is light bodied, very peach, mild apricot, crushable. We have this one draft at work. You do? Is it good? Yeah. Oh, that is good. Very peachy. I can't even smell anything there. It's it almost it's oh, and I said Radler, it's a Rambler. My bad. Peach Dan Rambler. But it almost tastes like a Radler. Mhmm. Like, you know, peach Okay. Very summery vibes we've had for the last two, three. It is 3.71. I think we're in the clear. Unless these two are over 10, I'm I'm alright. Say clearly now. I'm alright. And I'm gonna be under 15. So no chugs for me, hopefully. Alright. Let's do this one. And I picked this one because, I mean, look at this thing. This is crazy. Which I don't even know what brewery it is. Paperback? Paperback. It's a black Dollar Store Heroes, black India Pale Ale. It's a dark IPA, or a black IPA, it's 7.2%. It is multi with coffee. I like this And a coffee. This can is like, it looks like almost like a Halloween store. Mhmm. People outside fighting in their costumes. Like, I don't, it's it's crazy. Well, it is Dollar Store Heroes. So Oh, it is Dollar Store Hero you're right. Yeah. Right. I did say that. But I like that's why I picked the can. I know people are probably like, whatever. We don't care anymore, Ziggy. We wanna see you chug a beer. Stouty? Mhmm. Not a whole lot of hops. Very coffee and very thick. Oof. And what percentage is that? Six? Seven? Six seven. 7.2. Okay. And the number, please? 3.76. Yes. I'm at 30. Oh my God. I'm upset. Thank you Jesus. And the last one, Prairie Artisan Ales. Oh, yeah. It's how I feel right now. So, yeah. It is a sour ale with natural and artificial flavors. Okay. It's 5.2% and I don't know. I don't really know. It just says that's it. It's a sour ale. Alright. Tropical punch Kool Aid. Okay. You wanna add another beer, see if I can get if I can get there or not? I wanna see about you. You said you honestly do? Possibly. Okay. This is amazing. Mhmm. It really tastes like tropical punch. Wish I could have it. It is fruity, sweet. Oh, you can't have it because of the Just tropical. Yeah. That sucks as a kid. Oh, you couldn't have Hawaiian punch. So my pineapple allergy actually came when I was an adult. Oh, that's actually probably good for you though. Yeah. Because I was really looking into, like, pina coladas. Wow. Yeah. Can't have it. Yeah. So this one is 4.09. Yes. Yes. 34. Oh, no, no. You said you wanted to add another one. I lowkey don't though. But you asked. You asked before. No. You took a drink and I said, mhmm. No, because, alright. No, because I know all those are over threes. Because you'll yeah. I know. I can tell all those are over threes and I ain't even I have been shocked, but this is why is this not closer to a five? This is amazing. Like It's a sour, people don't like sours. This is true. I was a I was a sour hater, so I probably would have voted for that. Yeah. Oh, shit. Excuse me. That's what happens when you drink a lot of beers. Well, I'm happy I don't have to chug beer tonight. Got a lot of That's great because you decided to back out last second. Back out? No. I said, yeah, you should get another one. And you said Alright, fine. After figuring out. Fine. If I get closest to lower. Alright, this is the one I picked. No, I get I just randomly picked. No, I get to pick. I didn't even see what they were. I get to pick. There's no way I'm letting you pick. It's my chug. Alright. Let's let's see. And they're slightly warmer now. Okay. Alright. Am I guesstimating? Oh, this one I already know, so I can't do that one. It's gotta be one of these three. Fuck. So that's Martenhouse. That's turning point. Turning point it is. Alright. What is it? It is Domer. It is a Kolsch style ale. I'm I'm assuming that we're not gonna get very high up in the ranks. Alright. So here's the thing. Toppling Goliath, you said? What? What brewery is it? Turning Point. Turning Point. Yeah. Turning Point Beer Company. It is Domer, aka Coast a Coast style ale and it is 5.3%. Alright. So because clearly we're gonna get over 36. I know it's I know it's gonna be three or higher. But but I'm gonna say it's gonna be under 3.7. Okay. If I'm wrong, you get to pick which one I chug. Is that is that fair? Mhmm. Goddamn it. It's a Kohl's. It's not man, I might be I might definitely be under. It's not very it's not surprising. It's clean. It feels crushable. Little bit of hints of something in the back. Kinda I don't wanna say hops, but it's like, the flavor's towards the back end. Front end is very clean. Easy. It is 3.71. No way. No fucking way. I'm looking this shit up. I don't trust you. You're just trying to get me fucking chugging this shit. I'm now I'm looking it up. Fuck that shit. Okay. Turning point. Goddamn it. There's no way. There's no way. It says it on my end. It could be different on yours because we have a different taste. No. Turn I'm on untapped. Yeah. What do you mean? Oh, no. No. No. No. I've never put anything on here for this specific reason. Oh. Yeah. So it might be oh, what is it called? Because I have friends on here. So Oh. I don't have any friends. Oh. Mine says 3.64, you don't have any friends? You cheater. You don't have any friends? She tried to cheat me. I have friends on here. I I don't have any friends on here. Oh. I just I I just have I've never posted anything. I don't do anything on here or nothing. I just Oh. Literally, when I look up a beer and shit. You tried to get me. Let me see your app because I don't believe you now. It's 3.7. It shouldn't be nice. It was 3Point73 on mine. So How? Why are they different? Because I have friends. But you're supposed to do everyone. Yeah. It changes. It does? Yeah. Fine. But you're fine. Pick your beer. No. What were you at? I'm at three point six four. Oh, yeah. Remember, because I knew I was gonna be over, so I said as long as I'm under three point seven. Which technically I was, according to my app, but whatever. We'll we'll, you know. One of us has friends and the other one doesn't. No. You don't have to chug. It's okay. That's depressing. It's okay. That that was enough shame and depression. Yeah. That was enough. I shamed you. Shame. Well, I gotta get people to be I gotta get somebody else to do this with me. Bring like a 34, 36 pack up here and just Live dreams. Dreams living. And that was beer thirty sports o'clock. And that was untapped thirty six. Tell us what you thought. You can find us on all socials at beer thirty sports o'clock at beer, the number thirty sports o'clock. And you can watch us on YouTube at Stolen Water Media aka Sunlit Set Lounge, channel. And you can hear us listen to us everywhere you get your podcast from. So like, follow, subscribe, download today. Do it today. This is a Stolen Water Media production.