Gregg Abbot’s Not Gay | Hangover Clinic

Welcome to Hangover Clinic. Woo. Y'all this is gonna be a quick ass episode. And really, this is just more so to talk about. Greg Abbott. Transformer. You can't say that on pride month. Optimus Prime. Thank you. Optimus Prime is crazy too. What's the bad guy's name in Transformers? Oh, shit. What is his name? Oh, shit. What is the I was about to say a Megazord, but that's perfect. It is. It's mega something. You had it. You're almost there. Oh my god. Transformers. Bad guy name. Evil or bad guy. Yeah. Bad guy. Bad guys. Bad guys. The Decepticons. Yes. We know who the fuck the Decepticons. What's the head honcho's name? Megatron? Megatron. Megatron. Megatron. Okay. Yeah. Still still feels wrong to say on Pride Month. Greg Abbott's not gay. Well, yeah. But you you know, the slang or the derogatory word for transgender Mhmm. Transformer, transvestites. Jesus. I had to give my mom a whole lesson about that. Like, mom. Rocky Horror Picture Show is a good show. Who? Rocky Horror? That one of the songs is, I'm just a sweet transvestite. You've never seen this? Okay. That's your fucking homework. You've never seen Rocky Horror? No. And I No. It's so good. And clearly, I don't need to. No. It's so good. It sounds like a musical. It is. I don't do musicals. We were talking about Wicked. You were gonna see Wicked. And have yet to see it. It's still in it's still in town. Is it still in town? Mhmm. Mhmm. So I will see musicals live, which we still Well, Rocky My birthday's coming up, so Rocky Horror every I'm good. It's like a it's like a Oh. How do I explain this? My dad and my mom used to go all the time. Because they do little shows at smaller theaters. Mhmm. And people dress up because it's like a Halloween kinda thing. Yeah. So, people will dress up. Right. And there's sayings throughout the So, it's like Yeah. And it's live. So I feel like you should go see it live. That feels kind of like a setup. I'm not gonna lie. That sounds like a setup. I think you'll have a great time. If my dad will enjoy it enjoys it, you will. I'm not. What are you trying to say about your dad? Papa Brie enjoys things. That didn't sound like what you were trying to say. No. My dad just likes the show. Oh, okay. Listen. Yeah. I don't have a problem with them. The LGBT Q Qi. There you go. Plus? LGBTQ plus community. Alright. There we go. It's a lot of goddamn numbers, names, l l There's not a single letter in it. Letters. There are not not a single number in it. See, it gets confusing to everybody. No. But I I don't have a problem with them, so I gotta say this. But I don't like the fact that my birthday month is on pride month. Birthday Move your birthday. And on top of that, what we didn't discuss in previous before the fur before the real episode or real episode. Before the episode, I found out that I was actually stationed in the state where Old Boy was killed and the reason that it's pride month. Mhmm. Wyoming. Mhmm. It happened in Casper? Yes. So I didn't know that and I didn't realize that pride month was June few few years back when we were talking about it. And I really feel bad because like I'm I am an ally. I don't care what you do in your bedroom. That's between you and your whatever. But pride month or pride parades, we get it's just like Mardi Gras. Like you get to see titties and ass and if you're gay, like you get to see cock and balls, I guess. Don't know. Men in g strings and shit and men body painted in Harry and shit. I'm not into that shit. Okay? Titties and ass, I'm all in for. Okay? I'm all in for women's ass. Let me preface that. Titties and women's ass. Women's titties and women's ass. Anyway, I'm into all I'm not into all the other shit. K? I get it. You're straight. Well, no. I'm not, like, not even that. Like, recently, since we were I mean, since we were just talking, like, yesterday, Diddy apparently had a sex tape pop out. Did you see this? No. Thank God. Yeah. Well So you know how Fifty and Diddy don't like each other. Mhmm. Right? Well, we all found out why together, collectively on Twitter. We all kinda knew, but we all found out. Mhmm. Diddy's baby Diddy's the mother of his child. Yes. His second child, I think, Or third. Second or second child. The mother to one of his children. Daphne something. Okay. Was on tape. Okay. With Diddy. Okay. And a porn star. Okay. Another male porn star. Okay. Everybody's naked. Okay. It's usually how sex tapes work. Not always. But the male porn star and her were having sex or doing whatever. And Diddy was walking around naked handing like baby oil and Damn holding baby oil. Right. Like, can't even be a freak no more. Like, it is you freaked out now. Like, it's baby oil Mhmm. And holding himself. Okay. And you could see as he walks across the camera and stuff like that, you could see him. Mhmm. I I didn't know I didn't watch the whole thing. I just heard about it in descriptions in the comments. So you had it on in the background when you were scrolling. It's like one of those scary TikToks where you're like, I don't wanna look. Well, yeah. Yeah. Like, I don't wanna watch this. Just everyone's wanna commenting is like, all of us hiding in the comments. Yes. And like, everybody's commenting like, no. I didn't wanna see this. And that's how I felt. And But I kept watching. Nope. I didn't watch. I didn't watch. I gave it viewpoints because of I did give it viewpoints. So it was my bad. I gave it viewpoints. But there was comments about his member being small. Okay. I could've You first first woah. Woah. He gives that energy. Woah. You're bringing it up. This is valid. But I didn't wanna know this. Mhmm. And on top of that, 50 inch typical 50 fashion without batting it. Listen. I Beat. With facts. Man, diddy dick, small as hell. What? That's funny. What? Why are you what the fuck? And then, like, you know, the girl comes out or the woman comes out and she's like, oh, it's so disheartening and I feel so bad. I love the man and he blah blah blah. But the person that was in the film with me doing the sexual acts, he's blackmailing me and he was basically wanting money and if I didn't give him the money, this is whatever whatever. And I was like, damn, that's fucked up. But also at the same time, your OnlyFans is on your Twitter. And it's at 85% off right now. Alright, girl. Get your bag. That's crazy. That's crazy. Do you not see the hypocrisy of that? No. I'm just saying like, get your bag to all of you involved. Not you, Diddy. But But that's crazy. Yeah. Like, you're upset that your sex tape popped out, but you're selling OnlyFans. Okay. But that's with her consent. As a man And she's not making money on the other one. I was about to say, she's not probably making money on this, which she can capitalize off of if she getting in her feelings. You know what she should do? Facts. Cease and desist. No, that's not And her take it to, oh Jesus, wait. I was gonna go find that porn star, find that guy. And go all out, yeah, yeah, But I think she's I think she's in a relationship. I don't know. So recreate Okay. Okay. Mic off. Just say it, capitalize, And this is the type of shit you can only get on The Hangover Clinic. What? I'm just saying. Capitalize on it. Instead of crying. But you can't put out a fuck yeah. Thank you. Capitalize on You cannot put out a fucking crying. I understand being if she, like, I understand being upset if a sex tape gets dropped without your consent. Okay. That's your own personal stuff Yeah. Being It sucks. But, as an OnlyFans person. You could definitely make some bread off this. You could. You could capitalize off this. And that's that is where I think men differ from women. Mhmm. And you're out of it, so maybe that's why you're thinking this way, but your first thought was that's fucked up. It was without her consent. Mhmm. But my first thought was, bitch, what is you doing? Get to the bag. Like Yeah. That was my second thought. Yeah. Could have like, but, and then her thing is, oh, I'm embarrassed and all of sudden, and like, I'm would be too if I was with Diddy. I mean, but she was publicly his girlfriend. Yeah. After she was fifty Cent's baby mama's, which is crazy. Like, you you have a type. So, that was wild, I'm sorry. Sorry fifty, don't come after me, I'm sorry. Anyway, I just do think like, that there is, there's no such thing as bad publicity in this situation. Yeah. For anybody. For the porn star, because he's on it, Vlad interviews now. Mhmm. The the the which he gets paid to do those. Diddy because it just confirms all the nasty shit and it shows that, hey, I didn't force her to do anything. I was we just we always having sex. I'm butt ass naked. What the fuck? And then for her, if she could capitalize off of it, it's this is good publicity. Yeah. Even for 50, this is good publicity because it's like, yeah, this is why I left that bitch because she clearly was freaked out and I ain't fucking with her no more. Excuse me. I didn't mean to call her a bitch, but I'm just that's probably what he's saying. Just saying. Only person that loses in this situation is a kid. Yeah. Because that's freaked out. That's like, oh. Oh, no. How old is the kid now? He he's old enough to understand. Oh, no. Poor buddy. He's old enough to understand. And he's old enough to probably see. I I no. Don't do it, kid. Don't watch that. He probably don't have no choice. There if he goes to school anywhere in New York, the kids are fucking cruel. I just told y'all how my son broke up with me. I still think it's the same. Money is shit to people. My son literally texted me and was like, yo. And I was like, what the fuck? First of all, how dare you say yo? Yo. What who is this? Who am I? Right. What the fuck is going on? I just, you know, I just I just think that we need some time. Motherfucker, did you just break up with me? I just think that, you know, I don't wanna miss anything summertime on my side of Tampa. You know what you should do? What the fuck just happened here? You any major sporting event that he wants to go to, you go and be like, listen, man, I just really wanted some alone You wanted a channel, you want, hey, listen, listen. I plan on taking pictures because I've been, we went to the WNBA game not too long ago and I sat damn near floor seats right behind the Dallas Wings bench. And I I didn't bring him. And I'm like, ah, but I should have took pictures for him. Because I was like, ah, you know, that'd be the cool thing. No more. No, no, no. I was trying to spare him. Now? FIFA? Oh, guess where I'm at? Guess where I'm at, motherfucker. You wanted a break? This is your breakup. You break up with me? You break up with me. You ain't shit without me. No. But it's cool though. My son is at that age where like, he don't wanna miss out. I gotta prep I gotta explain this. This is because people are like, break up with you. What the fuck? Basically, I live on the other side of town. His mom and his friends are on the other side of town. So he wants to stay closer to his friends. Cool. There's a girl involved. He wants to stay closer to the friends and the girl. He wanted to practice his breakup with her. As That would be insane, but kinda on brand. You'd be like, you know what? I would be like, bro, that was that was good. That was good. Let her down easy. Jesus. But I do think like I don't know. It's weird man. Kids get to this age and you're kinda like, motherfucker. What? Yeah. Like, how dare you? But anyway, speaking of World Cup, Brie, you done. Brie's done talking to me. Brie's done. Brie's done talking to me. She's like, bro, you brought up sports again. How dare you? Are the Swifties really upset with the NBA? Like like, do they real are they really mad about this? We're over it now because she just dropped that she's one of the songs for Toy Story five is her is an original song from her. So now we're onto the new thing. And when I was driving in, there's a giant billboard of it in Dallas Wait. Right So she's she's not in the movie, she's on the soundtrack? Well, we don't know if she's in the movie, like, voice acting wise Right. Yet, but we know that she has a song. We fit so Okay. Okay. Plenty shit. You remember Toy Story two. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's when Jesse gets left. Yes. So the fan theory is is that Taylor a fan theory. Like, is gonna play the character of the girl that left Jesse, like, her older version. And that the song kind of like, you remember the song that played when Jesse When somebody Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Song is gonna be similar to that So the fan theory is that not only is she on the soundtrack, that she will actually be in the movie as a voice actor, as the girl that left Jesse Yes. Coming back. It's a good theory. Mhmm. Now I gotta go back and watch all the Toy Stories because I'm like, I remember that. I remember Jesse. I remember him getting left by a girl, but I don't remember that whole thing. Jesse is a girl. No. Jesse is a Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I remember all that. Like, I don't remember all The part where she's left under the tree. Yeah. Like, I don't remember all yeah. Like, I don't remember all of the whole scenario. Remember the last Toy Story with the spoon? Because that was the last one we saw. Spork? Spork. Yeah. Sporky. Yeah. So I remember that one, but I'm like Trash. Trash. But I'm trying to like, I haven't Toy Story one, I remember watching a couple of times. So maybe I remember that. I gotta go back. See, now I Toy gotta Story two is the one with the older cowboy that is trying to, like, get Woody to be, like, sold or something. It's like, remember in Yeah. The modern of the See, gotta watch it. I gotta I gotta go back and watch it. Because like Dance over Andy's name on Woody's foot. Yes. I remember that part. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's what I'm saying. See, like, there's tidbits I remember. And then they're in the airport? Yes. No. Yeah. That that's the one where they're in an airport. And Jesse is on the back of I forget the name of the horse. I see. I need to go I need to go I need to go back and watch. Second one's the best one in my opinion. What? Okay. We're not doing this. We're not fucking doing this. 2134. Fuck you. What? 1 is number 1. Just 3 is number 2. Lap was I number don't even remember all of two. I remember two. Rewatch number two. I'm gonna watch all four. Okay. We'll go And back to you're smoking fucking rocks if you think one is not the number one. I just, I don't know. To me, I'm like, it was good. Don't get me wrong. I loved it. It was a great movie. It was the best one. There's just something about the second one, man. Touch nerve? I love that one. See? Personally You deep got a there, didn't you? One. Not Don't saying worry. They're not gonna see this. They're not gonna see this on TikTok. Yo. TikTok is annihilating you for that shit, bro. Oh, that shit was funny. Grow up. That shit was funny as hell. And they're annihilating you for the dirty soda thing. Did you see that? No. The Mormon soda thing you were Yeah. We were talking about? Yeah. Apparently, it's Italian it's an Italian soda that they've been doing for years and the Mormons did not start it. And the more and the Italians and Negroes are pissed off that you don't know who Future's dirty Sprite is and that No idea who that fucking is. You know what? I didn't You're like, you mean a dirty Sprite? Like, only Sprite only dirty Sprite I know is Future. And then somebody said, no bro, take your head out of the drugs or something. Take lay off the drugs. It's an Italian soda. And then it's like, they're battling each other through the it's it's great. I'm like, I'm sure it's an Italian thing. Guess what? I didn't grow up in I a know. And it do you know what's funny about the Internet is that it doesn't fucking matter. Yeah. It doesn't matter. But it's I grew up with Mormons and that's how I knew it. I didn't know that. Yeah, there's a lot of Mormons in Texas. I didn't know that. Mhmm. In Rowlett? Yeah. Garland, Rowlett, yeah. Did not know that. Mormons. Shit you learned. I had to break it to my friend today because she was like, I wanna go to Utah because I wanna go hiking. She's really been into hiking recently. Utah is really good on And told her, I was like, it's gorgeous. I've been there once. I was hoping my friend pick out her wedding dress for her Mormon wedding. Couldn't go because it's a Mormon wedding. You are not, yep. Yeah. Not allowed. Which is weird. I went and it was gorgeous there. I was telling her, was like, the only downside is it's a dry state. And she like stopped what she was doing and like whipped her head at me and she was like, excuse me? Is absolutely dry state. It's a dry state. You can't drink any alcohol. There's no alcohol No alcohol. And she was I might be rethinking this. Go to Colorado. And I'm like, yep. Go to Colorado. Be more funny. Or go to Wyoming because it is absolutely a dry state. Fucked me up the first time I got there. Was like because like, I was driving a truck and at the time, you know, granted you can't drink and drive. I'm saying I was doing that. But I had the weekend off. So literally camped out in my fucking truck for like a day and a half and I'm thinking, oh, I'll have a couple beers, eat, you know, whatever the case would be. Nope. We don't serve alcohol here. I'm sorry. What? I'm sorry. You don't do what? This okay. Bring that right back. Beer? Y'all don't even serve beer? Wine? Jesus drink, turn water into wine. What do you mean? Different book. Got me there. That's funny. And this is the hangover clinic. Thank you for watching. That was This is a Stolen Water Media production. Hi.