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Did miss the state fair but like a week, hmm two weeks. I did, I never, I don't like the fair.
Too expensive. I don't even care about the expensive part. It's just super overrated. The food is
overrated. The rides are overrated. You can't win no fucking prizes. It's just I go to the fair to
have a good time, eat, you know and all this stuff like that and no it's just, they've ruined
the fair now. Honestly, community didn't ruin this beer. This is actually really good. It's kind
of got like a hint of like cake. Almost like powdered sugar but with a little bit of ale in it.
This, hopefully this was at the fair. It's really good. It's specifically for the fair.
Right now yeah, facts and it's own, it's 12 ounces everybody knows that but I don't know how many,
oh it's 4.8 that's why. So it's a vanilla golden ale, brings the mind the days of Ferris,
wheel rides, cotton candy, covered fingers and ring toss games. No, no ring toss games. The
crooks of all crooks run the ring toss games. All right now let's get into it, right?
News you can booze too.
Dodgers win the world series. I'm utterly disgusted and utterly astonished at Yamamoto
and how he is legit. The best pitcher in the league right now. I don't do to throw out whatever
scheme, whatever names you want to throw out there. Ain't nobody throwing that many pitches.
No walks, one walks, excuse me and pitching that well. I mean there's a reason he won in VP.
Everybody knows, you know, whatever. But man, he is absolutely legit. The best pitcher in the
league. And this is from a person that yes, I know all the haters are going to come out and say,
you don't even watch baseball. Fuck you. I watch enough to watch and understand what a great
pitcher looks like. And that man is the greatest pitcher in the league right now. And he's on the Dodgers.
And I hate him for it. And I think the Dodgers are here to stay.
Most of the best pitchers in the league are on the Dodgers unfortunately.
I fucking hate the Dodgers. God. I'm starting to hate the Dodgers more than I hate the Red Sox and
that's really hard to do. You and Mike would get along really well. Mike hates their Dodgers too.
Yeah, because they're like they're like the Yankees. They just did it better this this few past
years. And I hate that. I really do. And I would throw, I would tell this time burner family.
I hope I didn't say that right too. Absolutely. Bank rubbed themselves to go get Yamamoto.
Like we don't care. Chapter 11. Fuck it. We want him now. Unfortunately, I think he's locked
up with the Dodgers for a while. On top of that, they have like bets. They have Otani. They have
Freddie. I mean, I'm just tired of it to be honest. Okay. And you have a credit to like
Max Muncie who's been on that team for every single year. Kershaw goes out with another champion.
Which I love Clayton Kershaw. He's a good human. Like you would like him if you met him.
No, he's a Dodger. It wouldn't matter. You would like him. I promise.
We would we would have to go to blows first. And then I would then I would say, all right. You're
okay with me. You stood up like a man. Sorry. I just despised them. They beat the Yankees
in the World Series. And the Yankees were supposed to get back and didn't even, by the way,
that voice does not sound familiar to you all. That is because Bury left us to go do another thing
with the Cowboys. Yeah. Whatever. But yeah. So she went to do that. And the other voice you hear is
Ashley. Hi guys. You all know the voice. You've heard the voice before. She always
drags me into these battles. But she promised me to be on her best behavior today. Yes, I want to go home.
So we're going to make this a smooth. I drove all the way to Dallas just for you today.
This is true. So thank you for coming out. I came to you.
Wait, Mike is in Vegas, Annie. Don't make that sound like you just did that for me.
I was, didn't have to, this, I wasn't supposed to work today. Literally. I was not
supposed to work. I already done Mike's work. No, yeah, that's true. And I did norms work.
No, I'm shot at the norm. We got to talk about the disrespect about air rogers and
microphones. But we'll talk about it later. Anyway, moving on from baseball because it's over.
Dodger did it again. Smell the fucking magic Johnson has like 15 titles in LA. It's just
ridiculous. I don't, I don't understand it, man. I, I don't understand it. This is Nevermind.
I was going to say how, how has AIDS not worked yet? But anyway, sorry. That was, I'm sorry.
Sorry. WNBA. Sorry, man. I hate the Dodgers, bro. I hate the Dodgers. And magic is my guy.
He's got a stray by accident because he owns the dog part of the Dodgers. And to see him in this
LA jacket and he's talking, oh, whoever wins game pubs, go win the series. And I thought so too.
And then Vlad and the fucking blue jays blew it just like the Yankees did the year before.
WNBA has come to an agreement with the players association
to extend the election bargain agreement because another 30 days, they don't, I don't know what the hell
the WNBA is doing. I don't really get what the holdup is. Give the players more of a percentage
so that they can make a better living. The players shouldn't have to depend on, you know,
merch sales and things like that, but they don't get a lot of because the depth players need to
make a living. They shouldn't have to work a second job. But I also see the point of the WNBA.
They're not making a, they're not making a ton of money. They started to make more money and then
Caitlin went down. We're going to see what happens with the page surge and all that stuff like that.
And also when juju comes in to the WNBA, we're going to see how that goes because she's already
a mega mega star in college and Angel Reese. I can't forget about her. She's a brand in herself
walking in Victoria's secret. I wish I was a little bit taller.
My God, man. But yeah, 20 years younger. I mean, don't even. How old is she now? She's 20. She's
like 23. Oh, she's a little too young. Yeah, 23 is a little too young. So you get to 25 though.
I'll let me. Oh, I would let her post me up. That's all I'm saying. But all that means is they still hype. Exactly.
I haven't figured it out yet. And I think we're in for a really long off season because they
can't keep extending this and they can't keep doing this. And I just really, really think that this
is stupid. Also in WNBA news, which I think is stupid because we did kind of skip over this.
And I didn't even realize it because it threw me for a loop. The wings fired their coach.
And already have signed a new coach. Jose Fernandez. And for those of you who don't know who
that is, don't worry. I didn't either. I had to look him up, which is sad because I knew
co-claim. I knew where he came from off top. I've seen him before USC.
Jose Fernandez was the head coach at USF. He made them competitive from what fans are saying.
He's the only coach that Gino has ever talked highly of in a non condescending way.
And he knows Paige's game well, according to Gino and Paige.
So we know why this was a hire. I don't really understand the hire
with the coach that was out there from New York with all the college coaches that are trying to
transition into WNBA and that are females that are just a better hire to me. I feel like this
was more so to this was more so to get Paige and them going in the right direction
because unfortunately co-claim who I did, I think didn't get a fair shot. I think it was a little
too early to fire him especially this was his first season. That's been stupid. And on top of that,
you have changed, you changed up his lineup on a regular basis. You got
Carrington, you traded her away. You had, I forget, oh my god, the other girl, you traded her away.
It's just the lineup was so crazy with injuries with everything. It was kind of an unfair shot
and I really feel like it was just crazy and I, he clearly had some flaws. I get it
and he clearly had some confusion with the players, namely this video, which I did put on
beer 30, beer goggles and it just, I guess this really says it all. 17.6 assists, the four
steals became the fastest player tied for fastest to reach 300 points and 100 assists for a career
alongside Caitlyn. The ear scratch always kills me when Paige looks up and he's like,
I don't, okay, all right. Listen, co-claim is going to be fine. He's going to end up getting
another job somewhere. I think he didn't get a fair shake here in Dallas. I do also think that
Fernandez was not the right hire. I think that USF has been in the playoffs or the
the March Madness tournament a couple of times, three times maybe, since he's been the coach.
It wasn't a good hire. I'm going to say that now. Hopefully I'm wrong. I hope to God I come on
this show and I say I was dead as wrong. The wings are doing their thing, but I just don't see
it. We had a college coach. We didn't give him a fair shake. I don't think we're going to give
this coach a fair shake and what are they prepping for to try to steal Geno from Yukon? Not going
to happen. He's a God in Connecticut. It's not going to happen. I don't think Paige is that
special where he's going to just leave God-like status to come to the WNBA where they can't afford
him and now it just doesn't it doesn't make any fucking sense. Now onto the NBA, which also
doesn't make any fucking sense. There's been no real headway in the FBI arrest and case of
the Terry Rosiers, the billups and the Damon Jones and NBA. I need you to investigate some more
players because there is some just foul play. There's no way. There is no way. James Harden,
I'm looking at you. There is no way you scored 25 points or 20 points in the first half.
First half, the over-under was 25 and a half. He didn't score a fucking point.
There is no way you didn't go for six points. You the up-chucker of all chuckers, three point
ball hog, you ain't throwing up two threes. You can't convince me that sports aren't rigged lately.
I can honestly say that, yes, basketball more so than I think football because here's the thing.
Basketball, ten people on the court, one person can determine and mess up the entire thing,
but in football it's too many moving parts and it's too many egos and things like that that
you would have to adjust for it to be completely rigged. Do I think the reps, do I think that
there are some calls and things like that, excuse me, where Vegas calls in, as me and my friends
that are gamblers say, oh, Vegas made the call, all the gamblers, if you know, you know,
all the gamblers know. Yeah, I think that happens, but I think the NBA, it's more of an opportunity
to rig things. Player props has made it more of an opportunity to rig things, and I think that
there's no way you can convince me that this dude did not know or have somebody on the court
making money off that. That is insane. Like I said, if you know, you know, and if you don't
be glad you don't, because I don't understand it, and I don't know. As for play on the court,
there's been some surprises, and I would like to shout out one, in particular surprise,
it is still early in the season, but the Chicago Bulls are currently five and one.
They were five and oh, before they lost to the next after facing them and beating them already,
they on paper were not good. They did not look good on paper, but Gidey has been going crazy,
triple doubles, uh, Vushavik, Vushavik, I'm sure I butchered that, has been pulling out of
out of his mind. I don't know. We shall see if he continues, but I just wanted to shout them out
because the simple fact is my God, man, like they have been balling out of their body. Like they
ain't supposed to be that great. They ain't supposed to be that good, but listen, Gidey, you know,
Gidey said, um, I can get out of town and do some other things, you know, so hopefully they
continue and the Bulls need a resurgence. They ain't been good since Mike left. Um, so yeah,
I'm just hoping that, you know, they continue to be our since Rose left, actually, excuse me.
Hopefully I'm continuing, I'm hoping that they can continue to, to, to build on it. We'll see,
it's a long season. Hmm. Now on to college football. This year, honest to God, truth has been
really, really, really crazy as far as coaching fires, as far as far as upsets, as far as storylines,
and Auburn is the next college to fire their coach. Hugh Freeze has been fired after losing the
Kentucky and an abysmal game. I think it was ten three absolute dog shit on the field. And
he has gone 15 and 19 in his time there. I'm not mad at the firing. Okay. LSU, I'm still
questioning your firing because I don't really understand who you're going to get. Brian Kelly's
a dickhead. He's an asshole. Whatever one to say, he was rude to people. It was never his fault,
blah, blah, blah, blah. But who are you going to get to win more games? That's what I want to know.
I don't hear anybody. I don't know anybody that's calling. All the good coaches are already gone. I
think Penn State's coach is going to be a Virginia Tech. They're finalizing a deal. If they haven't
already finalized that deal, who are you going to get LSU? That's going to win you championships and
make you an undefeated run like you so desperately think you should, should be your deserve. I don't,
I don't see it. Indiana, listen, I've watched them a couple of times and they just keep rolling
this last week. They just, they, they put in their thumb on, on the
throats of their opponents and they just press and press and choke them the, the hell out. And I just,
I don't know, I don't know. I like Indiana might be for real. And I don't, I've never, we don't know
Indiana for football. We know Indiana for basketball, but they might be for real. Oh, how
state might have something to say about that. But it's going to be glorious when they face each other.
Tuesday, the CFP comes out, CFP rankings come out. And I can tell you honestly,
those two are going to be one and two there. If they're not one and two, I don't know what CFP
rankings. I don't know what the hell they're looking at because they're the best two teams by far.
They've already gone through the gauntlet that Ohio State handle Texas, which
started to look better and better as they continue to win. Indiana handles as handled everybody
in the big 10 that they thrown at them. But after that, it starts to get a little fuzzy. You
can make the argument for three, four, five, and so on. Is anybody's game? It's up for anybody to
grab because you can argue A&M. You can argue Georgia. You can argue Alabama. Hell, you might be
able to still argue. Oh, miss. You like, it's up for grabs. And it is so even and level playing out
there. Thank you, NIL. Thank you, transfer portal. All the haters that mad at it. I know. Look,
look, look, I mean, she's already giving me the face. But it has. It's made college football and
college basketball too. A very level playing field. Everybody is going to everybody's going to
get their chance to eat. And they took a page straight, NCAA took a page straight out of the
NFL and said, you know what? That's what we want. We want it to be every fan on the edge of their
seat every Saturday. Hell, every Thursday, every Friday, every even out one off Sundays.
And we want them watching college football because every game is going to matter now.
Say what you will, but it's working. It's working right in front of us. And literally,
literally, we may see it's going to be a a shit storm after three, four, after two,
after two, if Ohio State, Indiana, one and two, whatever, whichever one they go with,
after that, three, four, five, six, and so on, it's going to be madness because everybody's got
an argument. Oh, Georgia, but they lost Alabama. Oh, Alabama, but they lost Florida state. Oh,
but oh, miss, but they lost to listen. A&M didn't lose, but they haven't really played anybody.
Listen, you can argue all of it. And this is exactly what they want. Moving right along,
Oklahoma, beat Tennessee. And I know y'all are all expecting me to yell and freak out.
But I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. That's a very humble of you.
Fuck that boomer. Listen, I tried to tell, I tried to tell the Tennessee fans, shout out to my cousin,
Chris, who played at Tennessee. Listen, Tennessee is good. Don't get it twisted. I think OU's defense
is for real. And people let that Texas game fool them. And oh, miss, who is a really good college
team as well. They let those games fool them. Oklahoma has a seriously good defense. So I'm hoping
they're in the fight still for the rankings to get in the college football playoffs, but I won't
hold my breath because that Texas loss and that Ole Miss loss might have them scratching for the
bottom. And it's a lot of better teams or better records. I'll say better records ahead of them
right now. Miami loses again. But this time to SMU, shout out to my cousin, Brenna. I know he was
hype his hell. Listen, they were looking. The cousins do you have? I have a plethora and a lot of them
play sports. Look at you with your big word today. College word. No, I'm really happy for SMU.
I'm really happy for SMU. Obviously my cousin's not there anymore, but it was a good, it was a good
asking. It was probably one of the best games this week. And I really feel like that game, it went to
OT. They ended up scoring on the last play, last touchdown. It was, listen, it was really good.
Miami, everybody was trying to argue that was really great and they're supposed to be the next
up and blah, blah, blah. They have been fumbling. Louisville, they have been fumbling. Now SMU,
I don't know. And Carson Beck is probably a sort of loser for this little post game interview,
but I just like, come on, dog. I mean, they've stayed, they've ran the same thing the whole time.
I just execute the play that's called.
I don't know exactly what the question was and I try to go back and find it, but like, you know,
the college media interviews, unless you're like a, I don't know, it's weird. But
he was talking about SMU and it was just very like, I don't feel like we should have lost that game.
And I get it as a, as a competitive person, you got to feel that way, right? But get credit
where credit is, dude, they ran the same play over and over. Well, why your defense can stop it?
Why you couldn't score? What happened? If you knew the defense, if you knew they knew the offense,
your defense knew the offense, stop them. You couldn't. Georgia beats Florida in a way to close game.
Honestly, I really thought they was going to beat the dog shit out of Florida, but
it turned out to be a pretty close game. So maybe the coach was the problem. I don't know.
Lagway looked decent. He didn't look bad. Georgia looked like they, you know, they didn't really
fear them. I don't know. I don't know. I just thought, I thought Georgia was going to really
just demolish them and they didn't. Texas beats Vanderbilt at home. Go Vanderbilt.
Yeah. Yeah.
Slicing Vanderbilt, it was a close game. Honestly, it was a little more,
it was a little more expected though, like everybody, you know, don't be fooled by Texas rank.
They, they, they went through a little bit of a gauntlet. They're holding their, you know,
they're holding their own. They've got a long rest of the season to go, but we'll see. I don't
think they'll make the playoffs, but that's, I could think they're, I think they're too far down.
Vandy also another one that's kind of like, this is the second loss and this is the loss to,
you know, the first one was in Alabama. This one is Texas. You were supposed to beat them
technically this year. So we'll see. I don't know. We'll see. Again, CFP rank has come out.
It's going to be madness. Everybody and your mom is going to be arguing about who should be
3, 3, 4, 5 and whatever. So, and now onto the NFL. Listen, man, bangles and bears. I never
thought I would say this had to be the wildest back and forth game I've seen since two weeks ago
when Broncos and Giants. Listen, it was so unexpected. It was so, like, Flacco's really good. I don't
understand how the Browns let him go. I don't understand why they let him go into someone in their
division. And he's, he's putting their work. I don't really get this. I don't know. I don't really
know what, I don't know how to explain it. But Flacco just continues to do what he does. And
the bangles defense just continues to do what they do. So the bears won. Won't, won't, but I mean,
listen, it happens. And I think it's time to have the talk about Drake London. God, man,
is that dude vicious. That dude, he might be, he's like, helper echelon, wide receiver, maybe top
five, definitely this year, but maybe top five, like we've seen so far in the past like five to
10 years. He's going absolute crazy. And he had a hell of a game against the Patriots. He had
over a hundred yards on like nine receptions. And he had three touchdowns. And one of them was
just incredible. And I don't, I mean, I don't really know. They lost the game, but they lost the
game to that guy Drake May, who is now also leading the AFC East. It's wild to say this because
the bills aren't having a bad season. The bills are having, Josh, I was having another MVP year.
And Drake May and the Patriots are seven and two and win it. They, it's crazy. The NFL, again,
the parody that they all want. So they will watch every game. And I, you know, listen, I'm here for it
all. Okay. My, my, I tell people Saturday's Sundays, starting at about like 11 o'clock.
You know, I miss college game day. I missed the pre games of Fox, you know, CBS, ESPN. I miss all
that stuff. But around 11 30, don't fucking call me. Okay. Don't text me. Don't call me unless
you want to give me some money or some, or some sexual favors. Okay. Other than that, leave me alone.
Okay. Period. You know, I'm in front of the TV watching, yelling. I'm jumping up and down.
Even if it ain't my team plan, don't call me. Listen, it is wild to say it, man, but the,
the Patriots are for real. I don't know if it's a frable thing or if it's, I mean, Drake May is
that guy. We can see that. But man, I did not expect it. I also did not expect the dolphins
to get absolutely dismantled, dismantled on Thursday night football, like they couldn't even score
touchdown. It was embarrassing. And afterwards, they do what everybody does when they, when they
lose horribly, they fired someone or parted ways with someone. And it wasn't the coach this time.
It was the GM. They've decided and they put it out publicly that even after that embarrassing
loss to the Ravens, they're going to stick with their coach, but they are going to get rid of the
GM because he just simply cannot draft. He cannot make the right plays to get the right people
in the building to help to who, my God, put him on mute. Like get him away from a mic. This dude
just talks too much. He's just doing too much talking. Listen, they back Mike McDaniels and I mean,
hey, listen, it's a first, but we'll see how long it lasts. Coach is safe. So at least to the end of
the season, Colts get manhandled and stomped by the Steelers who were looking for revenge after
losing to the Packers on prime time. I mean, listen, I get it. Those hideous ass uniforms.
TJ White is scary as hell. First up, I just wanted to say that out there. I just want to throw
that out there because that dude was literally in the backfield the entire game and made Daniel Jones
look like the Giants version that we were accustomed to seeing last year or the year before. And
he just, yeah, he was not comfortable in the pocket and he just continued to look very skittish.
I think he threw like two interceptions. He had a fumb strip. TJ White had a strip sack fumble.
I mean, listen, I'd be throwing interceptions and shitting the bed. If TJ White was running after me,
trying to destroy me and put me into the dirt. Listen, I don't blame Daniel Jones. I don't know
why TJ White couldn't do that against us. The Packers put, listen, it happens. But speaking of the
Giants though, they got built to ask by the Niners in in MetLife Stadium without Brock, without
Fred Warner and an assortment of all sorts of injuries across the board. Hell, they lost their
first round draft pick, the rookie DB in the game and they still managed to bust that ass. Jackson
Dart needs help. Jackson Dart was running for his life. He kept it interesting. They almost pulled
into, they got it into a pretty, you know, 10 point game, you know, whatever, but it was not close.
It was a total absolute shit show for the Giants. It was a blowout. It was bad. I like,
I don't even know what to say. It was just bad. And the Broncos, man,
they do it again and again and again. They literally other comeback kings in period this season.
This game was low key kind of born. Texans were winning the whole time. They was like 19 to 15 or
some stupid shit like that. It was just so boring. And they let them do this shit again. CJ Stroud
goes out injured. But Mills had a decent game. Mills was, Mills was throwing the ball. They
was running the ball. They was doing what they were supposed to do is a very defensive game. They
had bonics on the ropes all up until the fourth quarter where they scored 11, yet 11 unanswered points
in the fourth quarter and won the game. They have literally, literally become and deemed
the comeback kings of the year. I don't understand it. I don't understand it. Why do teams just not
know how to put the foot on the gas and stay on the gas and stay on the gas until the game is over?
They just lay up. Now speaking of a layup, the most disappointing shit of this season of the
weekend, excuse me, the Green Bay Packers, my favorite team, Green Bay Packers,
lose to the Carolina Panthers. In the same fashion that they lost to the Cleveland Browns.
I mean, I didn't to cool loss to the Browns. I didn't. It was the same thing. Game went
if you'll go to winning at the end. McManus bodied. La Flora's OC bodied. Secondary bodied.
And if we do another screenplay on third and one or fourth and short, I'm going to drive
to Lambo myself because why La Flora? Why? Why? Why? Everyone is calling for his head. Everyone is
ready to fire him, which I think is way too, way, way crazier. But he does need to fire himself
from OC. He needs to give up play calling because my God, bro, what are we do? You're, you're
outplay calling yourself. You're not even, you're not even trying to adjust to the defense.
You just doing dumb shit to try shit. And it stopped trying shit with one of the best offensive
lines we've had in years. They protect the quarterback as long as they can and we run the ball
up the middle. Good. I don't understand these little screenplays, these little sweet plays.
I'd stop. Run the ball. Strong right? Strong left. You want to do a sweep? Put it in Josh
Jacobs hands or put it in Wilson's hands. I'm not going to rant on the Packers again because
the show deserves better. But I swear to God, I might have to drop the Lambo and like,
leave a bag of shit on fire at his doorstep because like, what the hell man? Stop.
The other most disgusting thing was how the Raiders lost. Oh my God. Listen, the Raiders,
again, I'm going to say it again. The Raiders and the Jets are like diarrhea in the league. They
are literally the black and green shit that comes out of your stool. When you have a bad stool
movement, they are shit. They are terrible. Sorry. I'm moving right along because that, how do you,
ah, and I heard an announcer say, of course, Pete Carroll didn't run it on fourth and
short or third and short. Of course, he tried to pass it. Edelman, I heard you. Now for the
Bills and Chiefs game because everybody was hype about this game and the game of the week and
all this stuff like that. Listen, patty patty patty, my homes got owned by Josh Allen AKA Josh
MVP and the Buffalo Bills. Bosa, another man I am scared of as well if he was running after me
in the backfield because what he was also in the backfield every play on defense. Literally,
pressure, sack, strip. I don't listen. My homes is running for his life. My homes had a decent
game though, but was completely to me outplayed by Allen. And I think he's going to, I think Allen is
going to end up the MVP conversation again this year or he's going to be MVP again this year,
which is well deserved. He's having a hell of a year. The turnovers are less. The, the, the wins
are up. You know, listen, take Allen off of that team. They are about as bad as the commander
as bad as the dolphins. They're just bad, right? You take Allen off of that team and they're bad.
You know, Allen is literally single-handedly holding it to him in James Cook. I got to give James
Cook. James Cook is going crazy too. So I got to give them their flowers.
See Hawks kill the, kill the commanders. Like that game was over in about a quarter and a half.
Like it wasn't any, it was no coming back. I don't understand. They had their starters out there,
the whole game. And I don't understand why? Like, I don't understand it. Jane to, to even,
to even have Jaden Danes out there after like the, the after the half or after the middle of the
third quarter when the score was one touchdown to like 50. What are we doing? On top of the commanders
losing as bad as they did on Sunday night football, they lost their, their future franchise quarterback.
He fractured an elbow. He just got back from injury. Why in the hell is he in this game?
He's playing garbage time that you're not coming back from this game. Like put in the back up,
let him rest and get healthier. I get it. I get it. Oh, he's a competitor, blah, blah. But you as
a coach, Dan have to be better and have to look at them and be like, look, we're not going to
put you out there because you're already hurt. I don't need anything else. You just coming back.
Let's go on and sit down. This game is listening. We, we play, we fight to play another Sunday.
You don't have to be out there every play. Well, now he's out. Season done. Might not be back
until the middle of the next year or some shit. Fractured elbow. It looked bad. Bad, bad, bad. And all I
got to ask is like, why? Why? Anyway, that's the news you can boost to. And now it's time for
the beer flight of the night. First up, we have some. By the way, actually does not drink beer and
does not find this segment entertaining because she does not drink beer. Even though I came up with
the segment. She did, actually. Saloon door brewing. Where are they located? Crank that AC, Texas
Coast IPA. And they are out of Webster, Texas to answer your question, ma'am. Thank you. And there
are six and a half percent. It's just, oh, yeah, it's the tastiest draw in the West. Bre loves that.
And it's just a Texas Coast IPA is what they say. I hope you get a breath of fresh air, like a
cool AC breeze when you drink it. Wouldn't that be nice? Every time you take a soup, you get a
cool breeze of an AC. No, man. I don't know. Give me some. It's called Crank that AC.
Oh, it smells good. No, what's it taste like? Like a beer run-of-the-mill IPA. No, it's
here. No, it has a crushable kind of, I like that word. It has a crushable feel. It's not extra
strong as far as IPA-wise. It's kind of lighter so you can kind of see that. But it's not a lot of
flavors in there. It's just straight up IPA, which I think that's what they were going with.
Because Texas is, you know, at least down in the Webster, I guess.
Wait, hold on. Isn't there a soda named Crush, or like a, or is it a sunny, is it like orange juice?
It's a soda. It's crushed. There's orange crush, there's strawberry crush, grape crush.
Yeah. What's my thought? Yeah. I like some grape crush.
Fanta kind of took them out. Crushers like the cheever in the Fanta.
Don't you want. The center's hot.
No, this is why I heard him bringing along so well because like you just, they both bust out in
song. Like, praise my child. Yeah, like crazy. All right, next up is Trail Hunter IPA, which is
another IPA from Texas A.O. Project. And this one also is 6.3%. And this, y'all know where Texas
A.O. is. It's out of Dallas. Or, yeah. So listen, I decided to keep it kind of IPA is
shell a little bit today because, you know, did you pick that one because of the Jeep?
Yes. I do, I do look at the designs on the cans. I'm, what do I do? I know you.
Yeah, it's, you know, I have my moments of, of very predictable behavior.
Hey, you know what? We've made it to a year, man.
Have we? Yeah. And then they're officially been friends for a year.
Oh, beers and is that what you call the studio? I don't know.
No, that's, we put up with each other. Yeah, that sounds about drunk.
We have mutual respect for each other.
So this one is actually a little better. It's a little lighter, surprisingly,
even though they're about the same percentage. It has a little bit, it's a little bit
crispier of an IPA. Like, I don't even have, yeah. What does it smell like?
It smells like an IPA. Like a beer? No, it smells, it smells, it's, so this one smells like,
like it smells like a lighter. It almost, does it have any, it almost goes,
leans towards the side what? Notes.
And it almost leads to the side of ails, which as you all know, if you watch the show, ails are a
little bit lighter, ails are a little bit, sometimes more just, just crisp. That one, I mean, honestly,
it's not bad. It's just real light. It doesn't seem like 6%, so crushable and probably would
add me drunk by the third one. It wouldn't even really know it.
But he would. If he'd be on his fifth one. Yeah, exactly. I'm feeling these now.
Next up is the Still Wild Sour Series Apricot or Apricot.
Okay, so I've actually been watching this show quite often. I know, I'm great.
I added all your social media. You've had a lot of those.
So here's the thing about the still. I got to go to Illinois and I listen, I got to go to the
still Illinois because they have, they haven't, they haven't filled me very often. Like they're,
I'm not a sour guy. Yeah, they're, well, they're wild sour series. But I don't necessarily like
sours, but their sours have all been very good. That's what you've said about most of them so far.
Yeah, I was going to say the, they haven't failed me. They're, they're, they have a really good
hazy. They have a really good double hazy. They have a good goose. See, I'm learning words.
It's actually, they say it's called ghost, but I'm like, it's a goose. What is, what? How do they spell it?
It's GOSE. I said there's one more O in goose. Goose. Yeah, but I mean, you know,
I guess it would be GOSE. That's a nice one. Or GOSE. Whatever.
With an asset or like, yeah, you get the end now. Goose would be like close.
So this one smells a little more sour. What does sour smell like?
It smells like there's a lot of flavor in there. It smells like a lot of fruity-esque flavors in there.
Does it smell more like a sour patch kid? No, this one smells, this one actually smells like
apricot. Okay. This one actually smells like fruit. Or like a sour apple.
He likes it. Man, this, you know, I don't know what this still does. I'm not, I'm not
lazy. Brie, Brie's so proud. I'm not, I didn't even make a bitter face like like. Yeah, you get
in trouble for that a lot. Because, listen, I don't like it. It's a taste face.
This is actually really good. Is that the face you make often when you taste things,
Ziggy? If there's sour. Well, I have a bad joke there. Yeah, yeah, I was going to say.
We're family friendly. We're not going down that rabbit hole literally.
All right. Next up is white Russian Yeti. And this is Broodincand by great divide brewing company
out of Denver, Colorado. I mean, it's all at the bottom of the can, by the way. It's literally
like all there. And it is an imperial style. That's why I got it because it has the Yeti
Bolin. The Yeti is like, if it looks like a white Russian, when it came out, I'd be even more impressed.
Not facts. Like, I thought so too, but it's very dark when it came out. The Yeti on the can.
Isn't that what's in the question? Yes, yes, it is. I think. Back is got some.
I'm sure. I'm telling in this spot. And then it's not in a half percent. It is an imperial
style with vanilla and coffee. Why do I set myself up for these things? I wouldn't like it.
I mean, listen, she likes coffee. That child drinks so much coffee. It's very funny.
Because he stays up all day scrolling on TikTok. Does it smell like a like a dark coffee,
though? Or does it smell like a light coffee? No, this smells like a dark coffee. I do a little
bit of hint of vanilla, but a lot, a lot of coffee. I like coffee, but I don't like coffee
flavor. I don't like coffee favorite things. And I drink my coffee tan, man. Like I like my men tan.
Sun guest. So all the styles I've had, this one isn't, you can taste the coffee,
but the vanilla really helps it go down. That's good. Without it being, I wouldn't go that far,
but it helps it helps it go down without it being super being coffee, being taste and all that.
So not bad for a stout. You know what I'm saying? It's not my favorite stout right now,
but it's not my least favorite stout. That's appreciative. Yeah.
And honestly, the winner of the night, the sour. Honestly, it's the sour. I don't know how.
I don't know how to still keep doing this. I really, I like, they're going to make me buy a six pack
of their wild sour series and just have a mixture of like the blackberry, have the apricot,
have the, the other pink one, I forgot what it, I'm forgetting the name now, but it's really good.
I think so. Yeah, either raspberry or something like that, which I don't even like raspberries in
real life. So that's crazy. Oh, it was raspberry. If it was like passion fruit or
it was passion fruit or great fruit or something. Passion fruit. See, I pay attention. Yeah, you do.
That was, that was pretty good. I hope you feel, I hope you feel like I value you. Sometimes.
And that was beer fly to the night. And now it's time for beer goggles of the week.
And media got a chill. Like there's just something's media's got a chill.
Before you run is Tyler here over there. Slobbering on the bench,
salivating, waiting to be a part of this offensive run. Oh, I don't know. He was going with that one.
Welcome to my world, damn. Welcome to my world. I'm always clear.
What? He said Tyler heroes over there is Tyler here over there. Slobbering, salivating. And then he
said to get on the court because Tyler heroes injured and not playing. And bam, that's why bands face
like, where are you going with this right now? Like, this is, this is kind of wild. That was a little
too much. Yeah, like I get it. Sometimes, you know, you want to, you know, you want to say something
that's a little different, but was that better than I shook hands with that man or whatever that
one was last one was here. Yes, it was better than that one. Wow. What a memory. Uh,
speaking of memory, this is probably this OU kicker, uh, apparently has pissed off
her curb street and with these shorts and he could not let this go.
And then let the volunteers know he's got his, uh, like, short shorts on. I guess it's no longer
frowned upon in the sport. I guess not. It is with me, but those are the shortest I've ever seen.
Can't help but feel. Should be. That should be a penalty. Just, just, just dressing like that should
be a penalty. Hello, isn't he? He was so upset. That should be a penalty. Just a life. That should
be a penalty. What? Relax. Kurt. That's all right, man. He rolled them up. Yeah. I mean, he didn't,
he doesn't get hit. I don't think he really, like, he don't be out there doing anything. He said,
I need to feel my knee. Yeah, we got to, you know, I mean, he got to feel the air, you know,
he got to feel a breeze. Um, Jalen sucks.
Jalen sucks, bro. Check this out. Come here, man. What the hell are you doing?
Oh, no, he just pulled a Nicky on. Nah, he didn't do that. He pulled a Nicky on. Come on, man. Come on, man.
Listen, if you, you dodo bird, like what the hell were you? Come, you come on, man. You ain't shooting
like that. So your career has never been Steph Curry asked. Don't you go out here being crazy.
All right, looking at the bench, you, hmm.
I said, I wasn't going to give my blood pressure up this week. And that was beer goggles of
the week. We're getting old, Zegi. We can't get our blood pressure up. No, facts. Uh, and I'm not
getting seasoned. Yes, I see the pepper.
And now it's time for the six pack of the week. That was just, I don't even know. I was
disrespectful almost. Uh, skinny Luca is different. And he out here to show you all why.
You know his bad when you lose your shoe. Not one, not both, but your shoe. Just straight off
laces laced. Oh my god. That was a nasty crossover. And I know my man was embarrassed. Uh,
and yeah, it didn't even matter if Luca made the shot. It was just embarrassing. Uh, next
up, another embarrassing thing is, uh, oh, use defense. I tried to say out a for real. But this
this was disrespectful as hell. And whatever offensive lineman or fullback or whatever this was,
I'm embarrassed for you.
Oh, my goodness. Oh, and he came on a blitz on a run pass option. And nobody picked him up off the
edge. Nobody picked that up. And that sack strip fumble touchdown was embarrassing. I don't
what offensive lineman that was, but that made it got dragged for about 20 yards.
Next up, this double play was the beginning of the end.
It's a game ending double play. Kike Hernandez to McGell Rojas.
Well, this ball hangs up enough and you can see right away. The Kike was going right to second.
You ever had goose bumps and nausea at the same time. That was the only baseball game I have
watched all season. And I only watched last three innings. And saying, uh, very interesting.
That game was, that game was good. And game seven was good. That was serious, honestly,
really good. They went 18 innings when I fell asleep on that shit. I was like, bro, what?
That whole series is good. I mean, say what I want about who won it, but that whole series is good.
T Higgins. My god, man, this catch is insane. Trying to disguise their looks.
Only about five yards away from the fiercest field goal range. Flacco puts a nail under it far side.
Higgins. Just crazy catch for the Cincinnati touchdown.
Just I don't even understand how he caught the defender was draped over this man. And he still
just figured out a way to just, and I didn't know that you could have a walkoff game winner
touchdown like this. Like what are we doing on defense? This ball is completed or the clock
is running. Williams slings it. Williams. Lovelin. Bows off his man. He's going to score a home
coasting. Lovelin in a John Trapper. Fifty eight yards on the catching run from the rookie.
Oh my god, that the defender at the end down on, yeah, like you, she's us, man. I was just bad.
And this kickoff return is stuff of legend.
With here, Josh Wilkins puts us into the air. Williams, how about this? A couple yards deep in
the end zone. Jackson Williams wants to bring it out. Can he get to the edge? Tries to there,
shook off a man. Look at this. Still on his feet. Jackson Williams. He's got to step.
He's going to go. Touchdown. North Dakota state. How did that happen?
He said it again. 102 yards. Calibrate will tell me how this happened.
I have no idea. I was just about to say he's scratching just one too many players to see him shake
off one guy there bounces off another and then runs over the kicker. Jackson Williams, we know
how dangerous he is in the open field. Not really what guy you're thinking is going to run people over.
Yeah, he looks too small to be running people over like that. And I don't know what,
I don't know. I don't know what to say, but that was just that was legendary. And that
was a six pack of the week. And now it's time for the conversations at the Keg. I'll keep it brief
because Ashley wants to go home. But first, let's ask Ashley, how was daylight saving time
treating you? Okay, no, no shit today. So I get in the car and I let, so I was going to leave it for
and then my niece came over. So I was like, well, you know what, I have time. I don't have to leave till
five. So have you ever thought that like, have you ever felt like when you are in like the beginning
of one of the like fallbacks typically, not usually forward, but fallbacks, where you all
the sudden feel like you're in the tri-light zone a little bit because you're like, oh, it's six
of where the fuck did I lose that hour? I got in the car and it said six o'clock. And I was like,
there's no freaking way I left at six. There's no freaking way I left at six.
Did you leave at six? No, I left at five. The car didn't reach the car. My mom's car didn't
reset itself. That's the how cars work. I know. And then I didn't think about it. And then
Sunday I got up to do demo on the house. And I'm looking and I'm like, okay, I got up at 10,
like I got up at 10 because the guy who's helping us is going to get there at 10 30. So I was like,
oh, perfect. I walked on stairs. I'm like, it's 11 30.
Yeah. No, I don't like daylight saving time. I don't like seasonal depression too. So let's go
back to the other one. I don't understand why we still do it. It's so unnecessary with everybody.
I think it does though because like literally Sunday, I felt so like I ran probably the slowest
everybody's like, oh, you ran sick. Oh my gosh, you were in. I ran the slowest six miles. I think
I've ever ran in my life. Oh my god. Yeah. No, I see. I knew that was coming. I'm literally in trouble
with my personal training. He's like, come see me on Wednesday. Oh, no. Yeah. He's like, no,
we need to do some. Meet me at the track. We need to do some track around. I'm like,
bro, but it was, it's a bit of time change. Well, it was, it was coldish. I know we got an hour
back, but I don't, but that screws with me more than when you give me an hour. When you take
away an hour, yeah, now facts, because it feels like like when I got up, I'm like, is it five or
is it six or is it, but I don't know, phones have kind of helped with that a lot because, you know,
you get up now and it's like, so you get in the car. Well, no, it helps with the phone until you
get in the car. I literally, I was so stressed because I had to make a stop before I got here.
And I was like, oh, no, I'm going to be late. And then Ziggy was late. But I was like, oh,
no, I'm going to be late. I was, I mean, I said 730 ish, you know, so you said 730. So I made sure
I was here by 715. Listen, I didn't realize, I forgot that there was Arlington. It was going to be
traffic. Oh, that was ridiculous. Plus, it's dark while a traffic happens. Yeah. It shouldn't
be traffic because it's seven. I've had a long day, though. Okay. So I didn't, I had a bunch of
weekend. My weekend was filled with nonsense. First off, my car didn't want to start Friday and
the club. Yeah. Like, my stiver placed the starter. And then we started it up. It was, I was like,
okay, cool. Then all of a sudden, the battery died. And the mobile mechanic was already gone. And
yeah. And I'm like, all right, fuck it. I'll just do the battery myself.
But you called the battery, called around. I couldn't find the monster. Yeah, I was about to say my
truck, my truck is getting in my truck, getting on top of the hood to try to like get the battery.
Please don't make me make a joke. Yeah. It's a, it's a, it's a load them up because the short jokes,
I was, I was laughing at myself the entire time because I was like, he made sure his truck was
three of him. Maybe two and a half. But still, I just, I just wanted to make sure that I got
everything right and did all that. And like, I had to stand on the new battery that I bought to
get the old battery off. And then I had to put the old battery on and then step that, fuck you,
why don't have a step stool? Who doesn't have a step stool? People that don't think they're short.
I'm, I'm average height. Okay, I'm five. I'm tall. And I have three stepstools at my house. Why?
You're tall because I can't reach the top sometimes. What if you have to do maintenance on the house?
I mean, ladders and that's what ladders and stuff. I have maintenance for that.
Stepstools are like three and then ladders become, and ladders are more. I have maintenance for that.
Yeah, I'm not, I'm not, I'm, you know, homeowner. Hey, come fix this shit.
Dryer stop working this weekend. It wouldn't turn on. That sucks. Yeah, like, it just randomly stop
turning on. I was like, oh, wait, so does maintenance. Is that for you?
Maintenance. Okay. Well, because the way they have it set up, I can't say.
I have maintenance too. His name is dad. That all of us are lucky enough or not all of us want to be
that lucky. Would you like my dad to come fix your dryer? Yeah. Watch facts. Yeah. Absolutely.
I'll let him know he can add it to the honey. He added to the honey to list is crazy.
You know what else is crazy though? No, I didn't really talk about this on the last few episodes
because I had to make sure I wasn't like losing my mind. Nelson Mandela effect.
I just think Nelson Mandela. I'm here for your entertainment. I didn't sleep a lot this weekend.
No, that might be the name of the show. Nelson Mandela effects.
I think that we've got a K the butterfly. So the NCAA has decided and announced but nobody,
nobody's talking about this and I really think this should be talked about like there's not
enough coverage or conversation about what the NCAA announced that they are going to let their
players do. They are going to let college athletes gamble on professional sports players
and perfect. They're going to allow them to do it. It is no longer against the rules because you
know before it was against the rules and things like that for them to gamble dicey that's damn
near fucking borderline setting them up for failure that is like NIL transfer portal. I get it.
You auto corrected sometimes it's going to be way far right or way far left when you auto correct.
But this is stupid. This has nothing to do with anything but the sheer fact of you want these
young adults to get themselves in debt because gambling is addictive. I don't care what anybody says.
Not only that but like you want to talk about some things that could happen like scary.
Harry Rozier is a prime example. He got in the hole on some bets and decided to say okay well
I'll pay you by throwing some games by acting like I'm injured. I'm missed. Like it's such an
easy setup. I don't this is a bad idea. This is a stupid idea. NC double A decided to do this
and what's funny you know it's crazy is they announced this right before the bill of
some Terry Rozier thing hit when they all got arrested Friday night. It was literally like Saturday.
They saturday they they literally announced it like Saturday and then Sunday or Monday.
Terry Rozier all them got arrested. Okay so you need to talk to Mike about Saturday and
Friday and Saturday news jumps. They always do it so that stuff gets lost. Yeah it gets lost
and yeah because I was like why is nobody talking about this like this is the craziest thing
I've ever seen in my life. You are going to let young adults who you don't even really trust
with money. That is the number one argument about the NIA. We don't why they get millions of millions
dollars. Now you're going to let them gamble it. I want to know how many NC double A big wigs
or executives have stake in these gambling. Oh I bet you that I bet you that you can expand
those betters and there's no there's nothing wrong with that. Get your money. It's your money.
But you are taking advantage of the expense. Yes you're doing it at the expense of the athletes.
We agree that you have to protect quote unquote I and I L transport. Listen. I'm going to say this
though. You you turn them into profession. No and I'm not I'm I'm this a stupid idea.
Absolutely stupid. I think it's stupid. It needs to not happen because there's bigger
scandals that can happen from that. So you got somebody who's. We're literally watching one of
them happen. Well not only that but like think about this somebody's best friend just makes it
to the NBA's killing it and he's like I'm four million dollars in debt. I need help. I need you to
I need you to I need you to not score 20. You hear over under his 20. I need you to not I need
you to score 19. Yeah. For you to be out of debt for four mil. I got you bro. Yeah. And they act
like okay. Well college players and professional players don't know each other and they're not
you know not on the same accord. Of course they all know what all of the basketball players came up
or a plan a a you together. This generation right now happens more from right here in DFW.
Bruh it is insane to me and I feel like I don't know what the NCAA is doing on that one. They're
not even trying to hide their hand on this one. This was a money grab to maybe make up for the NIL
I guess. I bet. I bet. But it's a question. Before this was the NCAA allowed to bring in like
fandal and those kinds of things as sponsors. No. Okay. So that's where the money grab that's
but that's what I'm saying. Okay. That makes sense. That's but that's what I'm saying. They're going
to eventually be able to say well we allowed them to do this this year and then nothing bad happened
this year. Right. Nothing bad is that we know of is going to happen this year. And then next year
fandall drive kings all of them are going to start popping up as sponsors and things like that. It's
it's textbook. Listen. Gambling is here to stay. And that's the way it happened with in baseball.
And that's the way it happened with marijuana company or CBD and marijuana companies and that
kind of stuff. Oh, okay. Well, well, it's pretty good. We can they can do it. Now we'll bring it in.
That's there's a reason they don't test for anything in the in the MLB. I'm just still
yeah. I'm just still trying to figure out. Well, I guess they do now. But never mind. I don't
think they should test for CBD and we like uh, no, we find. Yes. They used to not test for cocaine
though. I mean, they're they're it was just it was just piece. You want to know you want to know
your so I'm going to say this just off the you know, I sold cars in a life another past life
and the execs and account managers are underwriters and things like that that I've known in that
business and all the car dealers, not all the car dealers, but a lot of car salesmen and people that
sell you your things and make executive decisions. Do drugs. Uh, 10 months ago. Two perfect or two
no hitters. Coat. We're not whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I mean, listen, my thing is like we you we can't set
the standards for all those people. Uh, because it's a game. It's a sport. Yeah. And then say,
you know, but the people in real life, you know, a quote unquote real life. There's consequences in
real life. There's consequences in all of it. But I think to me, like, listen, but I'm also going to
say so now that you've said that back to the point I was going to make, you know, we keep saying that
we're not like, yes, we need to protect these kids. We need to protect these kids. But we're also
saying, oh, no, now we're turning them into professionals because we're paying which professionals
cannot gamble which they can't get more college sports either. They can't get more at all or
just on their sport. They can't they're so in the NFL, there's a strict policy that they're
they're allowed to do like fantasy football stuff like that. But it can be no wagers whatsoever.
They cannot they can have like shit talking or punishments and stuff like that. But you can
that like it's strict policy. They cannot have any gambling. I need to look at the MLB because I'm
pretty sure guys in the MLB like they yeah, but you can't gamble on baseball. You can't gamble on
baseball, but you can gamble on other things. Now NFL has it strictly for NFL for football. Yeah.
But I'm not basketball baseball hockey. They don't care. You're not you can't affect that game. Yeah.
So they think and same thing for basketball friends. Well, yes, they all like especially in this
era of social media like it's so easy to reach out to somebody that plays baseball or basketball
hockey like hey bro like you know what's up man. You know the hey come out to the game. My kids
love you. All my kids love you too. And then the next thing you know it's like bro, I'm in there
like like two million. I ain't got it. And like like they're gonna kill me. They're gonna kill my son
and then all of a sudden somebody's throwing a basketball game and or a football game.
Somebody faking an injury and like it's just too many what is. And college I think NCAA is
wrong for this. But I also think like I don't think they're gonna be in the grand scheme of things
they're gonna profit and it's gonna end up running some kids lives. Yes. And young adults because
they're not kids. They're all just depends. Some of them are have you have to have you had to deal
with this generation. Yes. And they're not all kids. They if they can vote. If they get listen if
they can vote. If they can go to the military. If they can well having sex and having babies is
pretty young. I'm just gonna say this but go ahead. Half of them should have never graduated high school.
Whoa. They're dumb. What kind of dumb? No commonsense. None. That's so. No, no, they're not in the book smart.
I'm gonna say book smart in common sense. Don't go ahead. They have no commonsense and they're not
book smart. But they listen, you need all you need is a D to make it through school. And these and
listen, don't give me started on schools. School is the most overrated thing. I don't disagree. I
didn't grow to high school. I went to school high. Okay. So I do I got a GD. I joined a military
and I got the fuck out of Dodge because like it was nothing around. It was nothing for me to do. I
hated school. I didn't want to go to college. My mother gave me two options. Military college or
get the hell out. That was the third option. And the third option I didn't really want to do.
The second option or the first option to go into school. Yeah. I'm over school. I didn't even want
to graduate. I have no problem with school. I have no problem with it. No problem with not going
to school. I have a problem with dumb. Listen. And I remember I was dumb. You say that. Wait, I'm
going to tell you a lot of people that authority authoritative for physicians that are dumbing
in a box around. Oh no, I agree. Okay. Because because for some reason, and they're old. Oh yeah,
no 100 percent. Okay. All right. But they've gotten dumber. Ziggy.
No, facts. And I mean, the phones, the phones, the laptops, like we've lost, we've lost
cursive. We lost English language. We've lost common sense math. Fuck like I've been watching people
do math on TikTok. And I'm like, why did you do it that way? That was I will never forget. Please
excuse my dear aunt Sally. Like that's the like, obviously, people have these full on
scientific debates on Facebook. And I just be laughing in my head like, yo, y'all was really out
here in middle school or high school writing with crayon because what? Like it's real easy. Listen,
algebra, horrible at it. Calculus never made it. But I can do math. I can do multiplication.
I can do addition, subtraction division. I can do decimals. Yeah. I can do decimals.
Some of y'all listen, you know what I've been having to do. Ziggy, it's been really hard.
It's just crazy. So we're doing a so norm show is on my 27 now.
Nice. Thursdays at 7 30. Shout out to my 27. Um, and so I've been having to calculate time.
Oh, wait. Yeah. You want to talk about something hard.
Calculating time. You want to hear something hard. Calculate payment to income. Oh, no.
And 60 months and 72 like again, like again, calculating time is hard.
Our school system is failing because we don't pay our teachers and we don't pay,
we don't put enough money into schools. And if you go to other countries, you kind of see
what is going on and why we are failing for homeschool facts. Um, but I also, I also say that
we are smarter in other things. Ziggy. We are. We are smart. Listen, you ask a kid to,
remember how they, you know, there's a, there's a meme or a tweet or something that says,
so ziggy back in the day when we were doing my space. Yeah. We were literally coding back then.
Yeah. And had no idea. These kids are literally doing short edits and things of that nature
without any training. Right. Without any training. And they're doing it good.
Like, it's well. Well, all right. Whatever. Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah. We've done that a couple of times now. All right. And I'm just like, no, Ziggy.
I didn't know I was in class anymore. Uh, remember we're talking about school.
I said, I didn't go to school. I didn't want to. I went to school. I'm Ziggy. I didn't say that.
I never said that. I'm just saying. Jesus Christ. No joke. Ziggy the other day, I told a kid,
hey, okay, I need to look for that light. Told him exactly where it was. I said, I can't find
the plug. I said, did you look next to the light? Well, it's not plugged in. Did you look next to the
light? Well, there's some wires next to it. Did you try any of the wires? No. Well, maybe you should
try some of the wires. Ziggy. Problem solving is lost. It's, I don't think it's all lost. I think
it's just certain things, common sense problem solving. Because here's the thing you, listen,
you say that, but they can, they can get into a playbook and call out things and do things and
see a defense and do things or see an offense and call out certain things. They're just not
our smart. Okay, fine. There. Their smart doesn't, their smart only works in football, though,
if that's the case. Or basketball, whatever. I listen at the end of the day, but it's teachable.
But you know what? I'm going to say this to that point, though. I think that nowadays in all
communities, not just one community over another, I think we value too much being an athlete.
I think we put so much value on being an athlete. I think it gets put to the inside of the
play. I think it gets put to the forefront, but I'm also proud of these accountable, though. I'm
also more, I'm also proud of my cousins that are, that are teachers that are cumlem, latte,
whatever. No, no, but what I'm, no, no, no, I'm talking about them growing up. As the masses. I'm
talking about as the masses, as we grow up, we put so much emphasis on these kids being good athletes.
I think, yeah. And being the best in their high school, the best in their select team. Let's go
do this every night. And we don't put enough emphasis on being smart. Hey, you know what?
Tonight, we should change a tire. But I think, hey, they say the next generation of
millionaires is going to be electricians and plumbers. I've thought about. My pops is really,
my pops is really an electrician, but like, yeah, Loki, I'm really like looking into like trading.
Not trading, but like learning, learning how to do it. Like, yeah, trading. Okay. Learning how to do it
just because if all else fails, I can sell you a car and I can fucking wire up your house. Like,
that's all that's in an order building. You know what I heard, Ziggy? I know we're trying to get
to things and we're actually trying to talk about things that you want to talk about. But I heard
the car markets about to crash. It wouldn't surprise me. Good, because I need a new car.
Ziggy, I need you to tell me yes or no. So I know it'll wait it out. I need a new car.
Listen, there's the thing though. Here's the thing though. Just like the housing market, just like the
rates, just like gas prices, we don't know. We just be talking shit. Ziggy,
get my car, get the cars to go down. Use your food, magic, and get the cars to go down.
She used my food, magic. 15,000 dollars. Your car sells food, magic. Wow. 15,000 dollars is a lot.
Even if they crash, I don't think that's going to happen that much. I would like it. 15,000 dollars.
I want to add less for 20,000 dollars versus 31.
Well, folks, if you've ever seen a magic trick, it's not going to be that one.
It's not going to be that one. The Germans are proud of their Volkswagen.
I don't know. The last time I went in looked at them, they were 39,000 and now they're
61. Okay. I mean, it's a possibility. Listen, after 2008, I will never say never. Like 2008 was
a crazy town. They don't just need one car. I need to hit tree with my mother's car and totaled it.
You know what the best part is? It's only like, it's, it's, it's, no, it's tiny. Oh,
and they totaled the car. Well, they're going to total the car. Buy it back.
It's got 180,000 miles on it. So, I don't know if I want it. Oh, it depends on how much. Let me know
how much it is. Okay. It's a great car. I love it. Anytime they do that, I always feel like,
oh, okay. Like, unless it's like a wire harness clamped. No, I hit tree. I mean, I know what I'm saying.
Like, it lets us, if the engine is intact. Yeah. No, it's great. And the transmission is intact.
And the, the only thing that happened is maybe the front end is damaged bad, but it's like, you need
a whole new bumper or something like that. No, you know what the worst part about it? It's the back
tail light. And because it's, because like, yes. You know why that was only, it's the whole
car. So it's like, the side is bent. And then the lights broken. And then the back has a,
like, the lift gate has a break in it. And they're like, oh, $10,000. And I was like, what?
You don't even notice. 10,000? Yes. Insurance. The biggest fucking scam. And in my premium goes up.
And I had to take it in five years. Fuck you. Anyway, I'm sorry. I don't disagree. Sorry.
Hopefully that goes down to that's what we need to crash insurance. My insurance rate is ridiculous.
Mine too. And like I said, I ain't had to take it in five years. No, my health insurance is ridiculous too.
I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. That's a month for insurance because I make too much
money. So what I, so what I joined the military for. Screw you, asshole. Screw you.
And this is beer 30 sports o'clock. What a way to end it here.
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