Did You Just Rub that Poster? | Beer 30 Sports O’clock

This is beer, 30 sports, uh, clock!
And I'm gonna pick this up so we don't make a huge mess today.
And we made a mess anyway.
All right, so this episode, oh, it's beer just,
instead of on the table, it went everywhere on the couch.
I'll stand in.
Hmm.
That's pretty good.
Uh, so this episode's beer is two-dox brewing company,
Hayes E. Baby.
New England IPA.
It is.
Two-dox brewing is out of Lubbock.
And it's only, it's 6.8%.
Oh, I thought it was gonna be a little, let's taste a little lighter.
I like the can.
It's kind of funky.
It almost looks like it's THC infused.
It's just what the lady at the store was telling me.
It's like, this looks like it has weed in it.
And I'm like, man, no, um, I don't want that if it does.
But it's not bad.
I don't know, it's not bad.
It's an IPA, it's a very clean IPA.
How we like to say on this show, how my favorite new word for beer now is crushable.
It feels crushable for me.
Um, I could probably do a couple of these and not have any issues.
Um, so yeah, but anyway, let's get to the news you can booze to.
This weekend in Dallas, we had a special event.
I've been talking about me going to do it and it's time.
Hi, rocks came to Dallas.
Yes, I have a patch.
I didn't do the competition this, this go around.
I just went as a spectator, but they had like cool little competitions and everything like that.
Like pull ups, uh, they had, uh, planks for two minutes and 30 seconds or two minutes or
then it was like push ups.
If you could do a hundred, you get a patch and all this other stuff.
So I got a patch I did 15 pull ups in like a minute because pull ups are pretty easy
for me now.
So breeze over the head.
But yeah, I mean, I do pull ups on a regular basis.
So that's why it's they're easy for me.
Practice, you know, practice makes perfect, you know what I'm saying?
Never know when you want to win a competition, you know what I'm saying?
It's 15 is like, bang, bang, bang, easy for me, you know what I mean?
It was my first time seeing it live.
I've been seeing it online the entire time and I will say this,
the online presence and the social media stuff doesn't do it justice.
Like I was thoroughly entertained and I wasn't just watching the race being entertained.
There was the, you had, um, certain brands there doing stuff for health and wellness.
Then you had, um, alternative beer, uh, go shout out to go brewing.
Um, yeah, so they had some really good tasting stuff there that had no alcohol
in it. Yes, I know that sounds crazy.
But for you, fit freaks out there are athletes out there that don't want to drink
but have that kind of buzz and taste.
Go brewing for beer would be your, it would be your option.
Um, but it was my first time seeing it live and there was so many people there.
So many people competing.
Um, high rocks is crazy.
Um, and I look forward to doing an in Vancouver.
I look forward to December now.
I really feel like
one, I'm in good enough shape to do it and get it in the time that I want to finish the race in the time that I want to.
Um, and yeah, so that's so I'm excited.
I'm really, really, really, really, really, really excited now.
I'm, I'm a believer high rocks.
I'm, I'm a fucking believer.
Um, but yeah, so
anyway, hybrid, how are you doing?
I'm good. How are you?
You sure you just, you know, like my high rock story over here.
She was just rolling her eyes by my pull-ups and shit.
It's so interesting.
I was so thoroughly entertained.
Fakes, sarcasm, everyone's just heard.
Uh, fantastic.
I want to hear more about it.
In other words, you should have the fuck up about high rocks.
You've been talking about it for seven months.
Um, there's, I will.
I'll actually get some footage for y'all when I go to Vancouver.
So shut up.
Um, there's a story going around, though,
Brie, about the cartel
funneling money
through U-TEP of all universities.
U-TEP, full, U-TEP's football program.
For those of us that are dumb, who is U-TEP?
Oh, I saw that.
I read it and I said, who the hell is that?
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
University of Texas, El Paso.
Okay, that's why I never heard of them.
Okay, continue.
First off, it makes sense from a logical standpoint
because El Paso is really close to Mexico.
So for those of you that don't know your geography
and things of that nature, El Paso is really like,
you can literally go to, I think it's Juarez.
Or you can go to one of the places in Mexico
is really, it's like very close to the border.
So if you go to El Paso, you know like it's a,
it's, it's, it feels like a Mexican city.
You know what I'm saying?
Like it's very...
What gave it away?
Right.
This sounds bogus, though, because,
and the only reason I brought it up on News 2,
you can boost to is because of some of the factors that,
it sounds bogus, but it could actually be
one of the most interesting bogus stories of all time
because, and with the new NIL,
the way it is now, the cartel could wash so much money with it.
And how you ask, first off, you pay the players
if you have a shell company, major tax write-off,
major, like, now you have, yeah, it's just a lot.
Then they can influence the gambling,
then they can, like, because I gamble,
I've gambled on UTEP before, like,
made money on UTEP.
So it's like, it's very possible.
I do think this is a bogus story, though,
but I think the reason I think it's a bogus story is because like,
UTEP is not good, even in their division.
So, but then again, that could be what they want.
They could want like, you know,
we get the mediocre players, we wash a penny at a time.
Oh, sir, oh, it's also mediocre
because we don't want the cartel on our butts.
Oh, yeah, we don't believe it's not real.
This is a fake story.
Thank you, Brie, for saving our lives.
Oh, yeah, it's not real, but I could definitely,
I could definitely, I could definitely see it.
I got a quote fake news.
Oh, thank you.
I could definitely see other organizations partaking,
and yeah, partaking in this NIL money thing
that I'm talking about, because it is a possibility,
because there's with the NIL being so kind of
furry right now, this would be a way for any of those
organizations or enterprises to jump in and do that type of stuff.
If they cared, I don't think that they cared that much.
And honestly, I don't think that they would risk
the losing the money, because you have to pay the players,
and there's no way for you to get that money back.
You know what I mean? So, I mean, you know,
they invest in UTEP, good for UTEP, but I mean,
whatever. So, anyway, I just thought it was interesting,
because of that, because I'm like, from the aspect of like,
washing money, if you will, NIL, transfer portals,
all that stuff like that, I'm thinking like, UTEP would be
fire by now, but that's why I don't think this,
I think the story's kind of not real, you know,
but it was worth talking about. So,
another thing worth talking about in Texas,
Rangers, Rangers, they've made a lot of trades.
So far, well, one major one, they put a Marcus Simeon
who really helped us a lot when we won the, what is it called again?
World Series. The World Series. I was gonna say World Cup.
Not bad. The World Series. I know baseball.
I swear, but today they traded him early this morning
for Brandon Nima, which is a hilarious name, and I love it.
From the New York meds.
So, we got, and also, who's on our trading,
is Adolus Garcia, who everyone is upset about.
Yeah. Everyone loves him.
Yeah, he's actually behind you.
He's actually behind you.
I know, I sit here for a reason.
I sit here too fast.
It is not that reason. The board is over there.
No, no, no, no, no, no, it's that reason.
Oh, my God. Specifically, it's at my chair here,
because he is behind me every day.
Adolus Garcia is, yeah, Ranger.
Well, he used to be a Ranger crush.
I was talking to him when I was telling him about this.
We were talking together about this. He already knew about it.
I was just inputting, and I said, oh, what's the hot one's name?
Because I couldn't remember his name at that moment,
and he just stared at me, and he was like, hall,
and I said, the big black man.
And he was like, Garcia, and I went, yeah, yeah, that one.
Big black man.
Because he's so hot.
When he got in, when they got him, I said,
that is something I shot at the pop of brief
for keeping his composure.
That is something that a white dad does not ever want to hear.
The big black one.
Only dated black man.
The big black one sounds insane.
It does. It does.
Boy, a father to hear.
You're like, what?
No, but like, look at him.
Look at him and tell him.
No, I am not, I am not gawking at Garcia.
Anyway, because I always fuck up his first name too.
A doll, a doll with a seat.
A doll with a seat.
I'm fucking out.
Because I always want to call him a donnis, like Drake's son.
Yeah, there's no in in it.
Another person that we lost, actually, behind you is a Jonah
home. He was our catcher.
Other way, other way, right there.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we also are, he's on our,
it's on our free agent.
So where did Garcia go?
He hasn't gone anywhere yet.
He is like, they're on the, they're on the contract,
like not tenured.
That's right.
So basically, what does that mean for us non-baseball people?
So that means like we didn't renew the contract.
So they're kind of like a free agent.
Free agent, basically.
Nice.
Yeah, which, well, not nice, but,
not nice, but because I think it's a.
Yankees, sorry.
Um, but how do you feel about it?
I know you don't really watch baseball.
Um, it's not going to well.
I kind of think valid.
I don't know if it's not suit because all of these people
were very important in our world series win.
Yes, so how I feel about it for the rangeers,
yes, lightening in a fucking bottle.
How I feel for the Rangers is that sucks,
but it is Dallas as a whole in sports,
except for one team, stars, ghost eyes.
Everyone is rebuilding.
Yeah, Cowboys aren't rebuilding.
Cowboys aren't.
Cowboys aren't rebuilding.
They're actually, they're rebuilding,
they're rebuilding that defense.
Thank God, but they are, they're not rebuilding.
So stars and Cowboys, the only ones are not rebuilding,
but the Mavericks are in a rebuild mode
and the Rangers are in a rebuild mode.
And this is, honestly, we don't turn right to FC Dallas.
I don't really follow them.
That's why, uh, yeah, because we have a whole show.
I don't, we don't, yeah.
I mean, shout out to, listen, shout out to FC Dallas.
Appreciate you all for having me at the games and stuff like that.
When y'all do it, and then I've taken my son to a game,
but I just don't follow them enough for, uh, soccer,
soccer FC, like in the States is, is a long ass season.
World Cup is coming.
So I will be paying attention to that.
Shout out to Haiti and shout out to Panama
for qualifying for the World Cup.
Yeah, so, but anyway, I'm flipping back.
This is, this is tough and
goes to show that Cowboy fans
should really respect Jerry Jones a lot more than they do.
I know that, that sounds crazy, right?
Why do you talk about, but okay, here's why I say that.
Cowboys have been in the playoffs, or in the hunt,
or whatever case would be since, since the last Super Bowl,
they won in the 90s, right?
And they have never gone through an absolute rebuild.
They've been mid mediocre in the hunt ever since, right?
It goes to show that GMs get it wrong a lot of times.
The Rangers are showing you that.
The Mavericks have shown you that.
Every time you win a championship, or getting that realm of championship,
you're like, what do I got to do to get the championship, right?
So you over-correct, and you fuck it up.
And now you're in a rebuild.
Rangers Mavericks.
Cowboys have never done it.
Cowboys, since I've been alive, have never really,
there were some years they were shitty.
I would give you them that because of, you know,
when Troy and them first left and everything like that,
it wasn't a great time, but,
they jumped in the Tony Romo, they jumped in the deck.
Like, it was back-to-back-to-back.
Like, they have never been just terrible.
Rangers, I don't think, I think if they end up getting,
the problem is, is, are they going to draft well?
Did they draft well?
Mavericks drafted well,
one, two, have some pieces that are injured,
and have pieces that they can move to get more capital,
so they can, they can speed the process up.
But it is really fucking hard to make sports decisions
and be a general manager.
And I think that that's why I say what I say about Jerry Jones.
Say what you will about him about not caring about winning
for real, for real, not caring, more caring about the
media circus that is the Cowboys.
He isn't a loser, he isn't a rebuilder,
he is a bona fide, he's a great GM,
and you have to look at it like,
his calculated moves make sense.
And I think that the Rangers are starting to figure out
that they caught lightning in a bottle,
and they want to, they want to capitalize on that,
and move some pieces in this time to rebuild.
Mavericks, I don't know really what they were doing,
obviously the injuries and things like that kind of skewed the eye stand on.
I stand on it regardless of what you TikTok sports heads tell me.
I stand on the fact that that wasn't a bad bad trade.
It was a, he should have got more trade,
but it wasn't a bad bad trade.
And on top of that,
look what Luke is doing in LA.
Yes, he's skinny Luca.
If we were to guys, if it was skinny Luca and Dallas,
I don't think we would have ever traded.
They would have ever traded him.
But to the Rangers point,
I think the Rangers realized that they have to figure out
something different because the Dodgers aren't going anywhere.
And the Padres are getting good.
Shout out to my friend, Doreana, who loves the Padres
and always talks to me about them.
And I have no idea what she's talking about, but you know,
you're supposed to be our baseball correspondent.
You've got to know these things.
I really need to bring her in because she's the only one that knows how baseball.
She told me Toronto is good.
Yankees aren't going anywhere.
Hell, the trade, the meds aren't going anywhere.
Although the meds are,
meds are a lot like, I don't know, I'll leave the meds alone.
We're not going to fucking clown the meds right now.
But anyway,
it's just very, it's, it's very hard to
semi and just went to meds.
So who knows what will happen?
Well, that's what I'm saying.
It's really hard to, it's really hard to build a team
that wins consistently.
And there are not a lot of teams in any state or any city
that consecutively, consistently win like that.
It's very hard.
The Rangers, unfortunately, like,
I just think they just realized they caught light in the bottle
and they're not going to be able to repeat with the, with this team.
And that's why they got rid of the manager.
That's why they got, that's why they're going with a new look.
That's why they're trying to like, all right, how do we do this?
Because
did you just rub that post?
We don't need to talk about it.
Yo, what the fuck?
I just have to look up, let me set the scene.
No, because I'm sitting here talking about how hard it is
to build a team phrasing now.
And all I see is our hand up on the poster,
stroking the poster.
What are we, you know what?
Let me more.
Oh my god, there will be other big black men for you
to fucking like, all right, trust me.
That works for the Cowboys, I know.
Bro, that is the wildest that this is a, this is a man show.
We don't talk about that.
Oh, stop touching the poster.
You're touching it.
Anyway, anyway, speaking of a team,
yeah, speaking of a team that's overrated.
Well, speaking of a team that's that's actually
rebuilding as well in Dallas, the wings.
The Dallas wings got the number one pick again.
Back to back years.
Lucky or rigged.
I think lucky.
But here's my reason for saying that is because it's the wings.
Like, Dallas ain't never been like Dallas wings basketball.
Dallas basketball has never been like the monument of,
it's not like New York with basketball or, you know what I mean?
Or California with basketball.
It's Dallas, no offense to Dallas.
Dallas is a great city, boom in city, sports town.
It's a football city, you know what I'm saying?
So for basketball to be, you know, boosted like that to get rigged, it's crazy.
Slowly becoming a hockey city.
Hold on, speaking of that, can we just talk about how great hockey has been this year?
I, listen, I have never, ever, besides this year,
turned off a football game to watch a hockey game.
And I did it this weekend.
I was literally just in general.
Okay, I don't want to talk.
It was another team.
Well, me go racing and ended up getting suspended for a whole game.
Because he's too much of a bad bitch for anybody to handle.
He got ejected.
No, I don't think he got ejected.
I don't remember.
But I think like he does have to be suspended for a whole game.
Yeah, I mean, listen, bro, like you got to relax.
He threw that man against a wall.
Yeah, you got to.
But there's, I'm saying there's been great fights.
There's, I feel like there's been more fights this year.
There's been fucking more over times this year.
There's been more like trick shots.
There's like, they really like are going for it.
Yeah, I wasn't a hockey fan in 1999, I don't remember.
Born in 1999.
Oh, okay.
All right.
But anyway, I'm just saying for all the old men, just gas.
Oh, right.
That's crazy.
No, but listen, hockey this year has been absolutely amazing.
And I have watched a lot more hockey games than I care to admit.
Because one of gambling and two, because they've just been very
fucking entertaining.
They've been very, very, very, very, very, very entertaining.
Like the fight.
Like there are some fights going on where they're head to head,
fucking going at it.
And then teams are fighting, goalies are fast.
Oh, goalies fighting one night.
I'm like, bro, what the fuck is going on here?
I had to explain to my camera guy on Sunday.
He was like, wait, why are they fighting,
are like, why are people mad that the Eagles hit the kicker
or like, whatever?
And I said, okay.
So the Eagles player, like accidentally when our kicker,
I think his name is anger, not not our main kicker, not our guy.
But like the other one, the punter, he was punting the ball.
Yeah, they ran into the kicker.
Yeah, yeah.
So there was a whole thing about like what it wasn't called.
No, it was called.
Oh, okay.
I was like, wait, what?
It was called during the game.
So the cameraman was asking, yeah, I was about to say,
I remember that way.
He was working there for 10 years.
And he didn't know what.
And so I lived in him.
I said, okay, because he's worked a few stars games.
And I said, okay, imagine someone going after
Oton Jerk, for no reason, except he saved a goal.
Yeah.
And he was like, oh, okay.
So like, I need this man's media password vote.
Let me, let me get his media pass.
Because what the fuck was over time to this man?
Oh, okay, fam.
What the, what?
Yeah, he's been working there for 10 years.
So here's my, I know over time is new.
Here's my own, like over time rules.
This rule, yes, yeah, the rules are new.
Only pass he gets is because he's filming.
Only pass because he's like in the zone and he's filming.
Things like that.
But my god, man, you got to know the rules.
Yeah, he doesn't want.
So he was very confused on why a penalty was called.
And I was like, so I'm very confused.
And why this man has a job at the Cowboys games.
10 years, man, that's amazing.
He must be doing great work.
Hey, Paul, how you doing?
Oh, he put that man's name on blast too.
He does great work, though.
All right.
So yeah, I'm sorry.
We went out of tangent.
Yeah, because now I'm just disappointed.
I don't even know what to do with all that.
Speaking of disappointment.
I don't know.
Thanksgiving.
I want to talk to him.
Nice give us a disappointment.
It was a great segue.
It's a good segue.
It was a good segue.
It was a good segue.
Disappointment is wild, though.
This year, just disappointed.
It does not feel like Thanksgiving.
And I don't know.
Thanksgiving hasn't happened yet.
I don't know if it's just because of the weather.
I did it's hot for Thanksgiving.
It's very hot.
It just started raining.
Yeah, I must say it just started raining.
And it's falling because of the rain, which, by the way,
I slept like a baby last night.
The rain was fantastic.
The rain was great last night.
Bro, it's been a busy weekend for me.
And you, actually.
And I haven't slept.
I can tell.
Not that way.
Listen, the bags under my eyes.
I've never said anything about that.
I was just talking about your loopier.
There we go.
You're a little more.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, you're a little more like.
It's the period, but it was for me.
What the period?
Yeah, it's like the period.
Period.
No, I wasn't doing that.
I want to know.
Anybody take my man.
Anyway, Thanksgiving sucks.
Not it sucks, but it doesn't feel like it.
And I talked to my, I talked to my family about it the other day.
Because I said, I told them.
I said, this does not feel like Thanksgiving at all.
Is it specifically this year that doesn't feel like Thanksgiving?
This year doesn't.
And my dad put it into perspective,
which you always does.
He was like, well, your cousins are all married.
So they're all hanging out with their significant other's family.
Right.
My brother is now married with a kid,
so he's with his family.
They are going to be coming to our house.
I'm working.
I'm working the Cowboys game.
So I'm not even going to be home.
Yeah, you're not going to be four people at the house.
For Thanksgiving.
So it just doesn't, I think it's because of adulthood.
And adulthood sucks.
Welcome.
I don't like it.
I gotta go back.
Welcome.
We tried to tell you and don't, look, we tried to tell all you fucking kids.
Don't do it.
Don't try to grow up.
So fast, don't grow up.
Don't grow up.
Fucking be a kid as long as you fucking can.
Because I'm telling you right now, it's a trap.
It is a trap.
Did you hear what she just said?
She is complaining about the best food day on the planet.
No, I don't even get to have one.
Because she can eat.
She's working.
Jerry Jones, you better have good food.
Oh, they're spreaders.
Amazing.
Oh, I can't wait.
She's working.
Her family members that she used to hang out with are all married with children.
And going to their significant others this year.
But you know, Christmas is going to go really fun.
Because I was coming to us.
And, and on top of that, on top of that,
she didn't even talk about like being off.
You got to work the next day too.
I do.
I open the next fucking day.
We welcome, welcome to adulthood.
Like, I kid you not.
We planned two days, like three hours ago
that we are going to do Thanksgiving on Wednesday.
So I can be a part of it.
Hey, listen, man, like I try to tell people like,
and I'm in sales day job wise.
And like the day after the holiday sucks.
Black Friday is horrible.
But that's, you know, but though the great thing about it is,
we over corrected so much on Black Friday with the sales and everything
and the stores and lines and all that show like that.
That now they're doing Black Friday is like,
Black Friday has been going on online for like weeks.
Oh, yeah, I've already bought it.
Yeah, like everything's been going crazy.
Like you said, Jim Shark, this is what last week.
Heck, yeah, they did.
Amazon started Black Friday like last week.
For my brother.
Yeah.
For, he doesn't watch this show.
For less than $100.
Why doesn't he watch the show?
Because he's a father of a five-month-year-old.
Five-month-year-old.
I always said that.
It sounds weird saying five months.
Five-month-year-old is funny as hell.
What?
Five, wait, is she five years old or five months old?
She's five months old.
Like that just sounds weird to me.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, she's only been on this planet.
I mean, technically she's only been out the woman five months.
Mm-hmm, good for her.
I wish I could be.
Wow.
I'd rather not pay bills.
Ah, man, bills, bro.
Bills.
Anyway, speaking of the bills, I love you.
Go bills.
Fuck the bills.
Oh, okay.
No, they got fucking blasted by the Texans.
Fuck the bills, man.
Anyway, and fucking.
Texans really low-key got probably one.
They actually statistically speak and have the best defense
in their league right now.
It's crazy.
Yeah, so anyway.
Now it's time for the beer flight
of the night.
And first up is 903 brewers.
Grapefruit flavored IPA.
Pretty simple to understand.
It's an IPA with grapefruit in it, apparently.
Seven percent.
And it pairs well.
Oh, they give you a thing.
It pairs well with chicken tinga.
Oh, chicken tinga tacos.
Whoa.
All right, I don't know what chicken tinga tacos are.
I will look that up.
Yeah, because what?
Key lime bars.
All right, sure.
Love a key lime bar.
Yeah.
And then bocke, boat, B-O-C-C-E, ball.
I don't know what that is.
Anyway, it's IPA.
This grapefruit IPA is a refreshing twist
on a classic West Coast IPA bursting with vibrant citrus
and punchy hops.
All right.
Yeah.
It's made from tomatoes, chipotle chilies,
and tomatoes, sliced onions.
Okay.
On a taste data.
Okay.
So we go on full.
Espangiole on this one, huh?
Ashley's.
What?
What Ashley said to do?
Oh.
Yes, we're not going to repeat that.
Anyway.
Honestly.
This is going to sound crazy,
but this smells really sweet.
Yeah, literally just says grapefruity,
clean, citrus.
Yeah, it smells really sweet.
It doesn't smell.
I don't smell any hops.
So we'll see.
Don't tell us all the things I was.
It's.
Deceptively smells sweet
or decepting by the smell.
Deceptive by the smell.
Thank you.
I know.
I was just I was telling myself.
Thank you.
You have to every once in a while.
Right.
You know,
if anybody else going to clap for you,
you know, no, but it.
It's it's a weird taste.
I don't know.
I don't even know how to put it into words
because it's not I don't taste fruit.
I don't taste hops.
I just taste.
Tang.
And it's it's it's fairly.
Because I've had other.
I've had other grapefruits.
And they don't taste like that.
I don't know.
It's it's.
It's like an IPA to me.
I didn't I don't know.
Maybe because I'm drinking the new England IPA
and it's just like it's overpowered it already.
But I don't I don't it does.
It's not a very strong IPA either.
You said what?
I said,
Oh, I hated that.
Never mind.
It does like to.
My vibe really doesn't like IPA's by the way.
People.
Yeah.
But here's the thing is like it's it's not sour.
It is I okay.
It's a beer.
It tastes like beer.
But it's not like.
You're there's no definitive flavor in it.
Does that make sense?
I guess that yeah, we'll say that.
There's no definitive flavor in that one.
All right.
Next up we have.
We're our brewing company.
We're in sons.
Well, they don't have the end sons.
Okay.
I just want to make sure because I was like,
wait, what happened to the sons?
They got rid of them.
They got rid of the sons.
We're in the sons.
It's the winter warmer.
English style dark ale eight percent.
Not bad, not bad.
I'm a little concerned because it is a dark ale
but it's an English style dark ale.
It is robust, rich, full-bodied.
It is created in the fine British tradition
of holiday ails.
Okay.
It's just dark, multi and smooth.
Coffee, so sucks for you.
But here's the thing.
I can smell a hint of the coffee but it's not strong.
The coffee is not strong with this one.
So this is an appetace of coffee.
But it's not
it's not stoutish.
That makes sense.
It's not a style.
I know it's not a style.
What I'm saying is I mentally go stout
when I taste coffee.
And I don't I didn't mentally go there.
Obviously I know it's an ale but I'm just saying like it's not
what I taste.
Do you know all beers are technically ails or loggers?
Yes, it just depends on how they brew them.
The temperature and it's the temperature and the length
or the time, length or measurement of time
of how long they brew them I guess or whatever.
I still think you should do a beer class.
I'm down for it.
I heard Dallas College, uh, Dallas Community College does one.
I honestly I would I would do one.
I would I would do that.
We should film that.
I was thinking one that's free.
I mean, Dallas Community College might do it for free.
They might.
It's like you have a job doing it but why?
Why'd you say free like that is what I wanted for free?
Next up is three nations.
We love a little three nations in here.
Shout out three days.
Cozy Bavarian.
It is an October fest premium.
Mars and German style logger.
Did it say Mars?
It doesn't say Mars in there.
It's technically a Mars.
It's a Mars and okay.
It's 6.4%.
You know, I rock with three nations.
They've had some good they've had a good sour on the show.
They've had a good, um, was it an ale or IPA?
I think they had an IPA on the show.
But yeah.
And they have a really cool setup in Carrollton downtown Carrollton.
If you all haven't been, you should go.
It's a pretty dope low vibe.
They do like a bunch of different events there.
It's it's it's dope.
Especially since Texas doesn't like really get snow or ice and shit.
You can it's an outside venue and everything.
It's hefty medium body with assertive aromas
of toffee, rich malt, sweetness, and crisp smoothing finish.
You should get caramel.
No, I don't multi maybe.
Not I did smell a little toffee, I guess, but.
This is actually really good.
Oh, yeah, brother.
Yeah, brother.
Um, this is really good.
I wish I would have had this on October.
Honestly, though, like, yeah, that's that's really good.
All right, so I don't have to reach that far.
Next up.
Why would you look at me?
You bought it.
I did.
And I like low key.
As soon as I see how darker was I was like, oh my god.
Five one two brewing companies.
Pecan Porter.
Wait, hold on.
How do you say that word?
Pecan.
Pecan.
Pecan.
Pecan.
Where are you from again?
I was born in Dallas, but I was raised in New York.
That makes it.
Pecan.
Pecan Porter.
Pecan Porter.
Pecan Porter.
Six point two.
Pecan Porter.
Robe.
I just listen, I listen.
You know, when you, you know.
Yeah, I'm just going to leave me alone and how I say things.
All right.
So the Pecan Porter.
Six point two percent.
And apparently it's robust.
Pecan Porter brewed with organic Texas pecans.
Thank you.
From Austin, Texas.
Yeah.
It is a true Austin original.
This beer pairs exceptionally well with food.
You have none.
So it's smooth, dark coffee.
Just food.
Just food.
Just this food.
Any kind of food?
It goes with food.
It goes with food.
It goes with food.
All right, that's fair.
Austin's known for their like, uh, like,
Oh no, I was thinking Houston.
Never mind.
What?
Let's say Mexican food.
That's Houston.
Austin is good.
Mexican food.
Food.
Food.
They have good food.
They have good food too.
No, they have good food too.
There's a couple of places that are actually known for their, um,
what am I thinking of?
Barbecue.
It's like biriyat tacos.
Freaking love biriyat tacos.
I'll say that.
That sound.
If I, when I used to eat meat, that sounded great.
I love biriyah.
That is a porter for porter.
If anybody could give me any, uh,
recommendations for places in Texas with biriyat tacos, I'd really appreciate it.
Honestly, not bad.
All right, it's coffee.
Yeah, but it's not like
slapping in the face coffee.
Very subtle.
Settle coffee.
Settle pecans.
Pook-hung.
Maybe it's the pecans.
That was okay.
Stop rubbing the poster.
Damn it.
You say pecan one more time.
Yeah, right, I got you, right.
I would say tonight's winner.
Honestly, it's going to be the cozy
invariant because it's a pretty good,
it's a really good logger.
Um, and it's like, it's,
Marsen, um, and it, it, it's exactly what it says it is.
All right, there's no surprise.
There's, it's just straight, clean.
Yeah, yeah.
So yeah, so that was the beer flight of the night.
And now,
without further to do for the pecans and everything,
it is.
You say further to do further to do further to do.
Okay.
It's time for the beer goggles of the week.
Ah, further to do.
I love it.
Um, first up, apparently,
having a dog on ice is not a good idea.
Overlooking,
couse it is so handsome.
Looks like people on the back is gigantic,
pretty aggressive one?
All in rots by the sea.
Honestly,
you're right, Lord, take it.
read the water in the museum.
I mean, what did they think was going to happen when you put a dog on ice with
put little mitts on him?
No, he was out there freezing and then he was out there biting.
And I don't understand why, like I don't even understand what the logic of it was, like
why would you, why would you even have that?
Yeah, I don't understand that.
Next up, Cowboys fans.
The Eagles fans.
Don't mix.
You know, it's never that serious and it's always the nosebleeds that are fighting.
I don't think that was in the nosebleeds.
That was like...
No, that was second.
That was second.
Oh, you're right.
The screen behind it is the screen I work.
It was broken and I'm very upset about it.
I hope they get it fixed.
Oh, no.
No, that's the screen I work right behind them.
They're in the middle.
They are in the middle.
I also saw people on the lower level get ejected as well.
Listen, Eagles fans.
Eagles fans are unruly as hell.
They're passionate about their team, but they are unruly as fuck.
And the Cowboys and Eagles fans, Cowboys fans and Eagles fans like really hate each other.
For you, Dana, I love you, Dana.
It's my dad's best friend.
Yeah, well Cowboys, real Cowboys fans and real Eagles fans hate each other.
I don't know about you because you're technically like a chiefs and a bills fan.
Yeah, right.
You're just crazy.
Crazy, isn't it?
Because they almost hate each other now too.
Josh...
Josh Hart from the Knicks is a funny guy and this is wild.
But at least it wasn't a beer.
Stop it in.
Library did a good job.
Not valid.
Josh Hart dies for it.
He's now hugging the fan, making sure he's okay.
Hart's taking some peanut M&Ms from him.
That's wild as hell.
And the fan was just like, oh, that's so funny.
That's crazy as hell.
Ain't no way, ain't no way, ain't no way.
And that was.
Beer garg was of the week.
And now it's time for...
Six pack of the week.
And this buzzer beater is crazy.
Women's basketball is back.
Zone defense for the Lady Rebels.
Elliott on the wrap round.
Two seconds to shoot as she lost it.
Washington's the last second.
He banks it home.
Can you believe it?
Washington is his first bucket of the game
comes with four seconds.
First bucket of the game is absolutely...
Absolutely insanity.
How in the hell...
That's crazy.
It did count.
They did win the game and that's...
It's crazy.
So shout out to Arizona State.
I can't say her last name.
Wistatinski.
Wistatowski.
No help, Bri.
And yeah.
So...
Next up, I have never seen a submission upside down.
Please, Randy, look so relaxed.
Shooting now.
Oh, you might want to stand up here.
He does.
Oh, my goodness.
What's he going to do?
Thank you.
By the way, we're doing the right thing, though.
Controlling the crops we can't get thrown heavily.
You maybe can go backwards.
Trying to wrap up a triangle, inverted.
Wow.
It reminds me of a drinking game I had at university.
He gets it.
He wraps up the inverted triangle.
Wow.
And he actually said that very well,
because he switched his legs twice.
This is a very interesting position.
This is tight.
Oh, he might tap.
This is a table.
Wow.
Wow.
What was that?
What was that?
Hang it upside down, set something inverted triangle.
I have never seen anything like that.
Let's say it together.
That was impressive.
So what's with the legs as he stands up to his feet?
He wraps around the body, wraps around around the hips,
to control him so he can't get a slam.
First of all, that's very, very good.
And then you'll see him try and set up one side triangle.
Look at him.
He sets out one way and then switches the leg the other way
to get the inverted triangle.
So now he's got the inverted triangle wrapped up.
But there was a moment here where he falls over
and he brings the elbow high.
You don't see it in the highlight.
And now it's tight as soon as he hits the ground.
Wow.
This is a very, very complicated and hard submission to pull up.
From any position, parallel to standing in very triangle.
That's crazy, man.
I never seen nothing like that in my life.
I just, that's crazy as hell.
Trick plays.
Listen, there are a lot of trick plays going on.
But this one, honestly, I need to see more of these.
Senior from Charlotte.
Fake it.
Look at Polina off the fake and Polina down the sideline
knocked out at the one.
Kate Rittleson, the punter, flipped it to Polina
and Duke now on the doorstep with 220 to go.
Man, if he would have scored, he was trying to score too.
He was trying to score so bad.
He was trying to score.
Listen, this effort, effort.
Everybody in a mama is looking at this play.
Because this effort was crazy.
And this man needs to go viral.
All these years, I've tried to get, look at that hustle.
Who wants to be a gunner in the NFL?
Not me.
But Clark, relentless effort.
Just great hustle.
And then causing a massive turn over.
Hey, helmet on the ball.
Literally knocked on his ass.
During that, during that blocking scheme,
running down, did not give up on the play.
And absolutely was the entire reason that,
yeah, Cowboys got the ball there.
Shout out to Clark.
What's that?
Did you forget the player that cracked?
Like, I got the fumble.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think it was Siegel.
Was it Siegel?
Yeah.
Because it's the guy that holds the ball for the punter.
Siegurt or Siegel, something like that?
No, I didn't know the name of either of those players
until I saw that highlight clip.
I was like, damn, because watching it live,
you don't see it like that.
I think his name is Siegel.
I know for sure.
I thought it was Siegel.
And Aubrey all come out together for practice at the beginning.
And earlier, like a few episodes ago,
I told you how they hold hands walking out.
That group.
I think they're like saying a prayer or something
when they walk out for the hands.
Walking out holding three men holding hands.
It's like, no, not like that.
It's like one hand in the middle
and the other two are holding it anyway.
Moving on.
Which, I'm just explaining to you how our fans
probably hear it when you say it.
They're like, they're just walking out like,
holding hands.
Holding hands.
We're coming to play that again.
One guy is holding like a fist bump in the middle.
Yeah, and I got there.
They're most likely praying as they walk out.
Yeah.
I don't want to miss any fuel rolls.
Like Aubrey did miss.
But he missed one.
That was the other team that missed it.
No, Aubrey missed one.
I got to look this up.
Yeah, look it up.
He missed one.
Who didn't miss was Luca with this nutmeg.
Yes, that's what it's called.
Don't come at me.
The boy has only lost two.
Good play by Luca.
Here he goes.
I don't even want to play Showtime.
Oh, Luca, Luca, Luca.
Showtime Lakers.
Luca, Luca, Luca.
That's funny as hell.
But yeah, that was absolutely great.
Was all right.
I don't hear anything yet, so I must have been right.
I'm still looking at it up.
Just look up the stats for the game.
No, Brandon Aubrey did not miss an extra point.
No, and I say miss an extra point.
And miss the field goal.
Going back to look.
Yeah, because I was supposed to win the game by six,
but he missed the field goal.
Anyway, Messi is running the table in Miami.
But Ronaldo.
Cristiano Ronaldo is goat.
And this is why.
Goat.
I like walking, I like real man.
I just love me some Ronaldo.
He's in that zone.
He's in that zone.
So he did miss it.
I was not paying attention during that time period.
I was zoned out.
And that was six pack of the week.
And now it's time for conversations at the keg.
And even though I was right, I'm not going to boast.
I'm not going to brag.
But speaking of Thanksgiving.
Miss adulthood Thanksgiving.
I think the reason Thanksgiving is wack is because of food.
Hold your mouth.
Listen, I'm going to be honest.
To me, Turkey is overrated.
Oh no, Turkey is gross.
I do agree.
So sides are the main thing, right?
The sides, the mac and cheese, the stuffing, the collard greens,
the broccoli and cheese casserole, the sweets,
the pies, and all of that, right?
Which side is best?
And where do you rank them?
Which side is best?
Which side is number one?
Top of the food chain, literally.
Depends on who's mac and cheese it is.
So mac and cheese if it's made right is the correct.
If it's the tiniest mac and cheese, have you seen tiniest mac and cheese?
Who the fuck is tiniest?
She was on next level chef.
She was on the Gordon Ramsay chef.
I'm sorry.
I thought tini was a family member.
I was like, who the fuck is tiniest?
I wish she was.
What?
You ain't even ever tasted the mac and cheese.
It just looks good.
No, people have been making, so she put out the recipe.
I think two Thanksgiving's ago.
She put out the recipe and said, this is my family's Thanksgiving.
Or, and Christmas mac and cheese.
She put it out.
It went viral.
Everyone started making it.
And everyone was like, this is the best mac and cheese I've ever made.
And I've tried it, and it's really fucking good.
You tried it from someone who tried the recipe?
Yeah, who made the recipe?
Like, and it's good.
And I'm going to make it this year for Christmas.
Okay, all right.
So listen, check it out.
I want to, because here's my thing is, you know the thing about recipes.
But the thing about recipes, though, is that you can fuck up a recipe.
You can.
So that's what I'm saying.
So everybody got it right?
Yeah, because she's very detailed with her stuff.
She even tells you the noodles to get.
She tells you the exact noodles to get.
And it's not like, it's not like cheese from a bag.
You have to grate your own cheese.
Yeah, as you should.
And she's like, it's Thanksgiving.
Yeah, she's like, don't use bad cheese.
Yeah, she's very big on that.
Okay.
All right.
I'm fucking with it.
But even just like, in general, uh,
mac and cheese, that's it.
Mac and cheese and green bean casserole.
I'm a white person.
Green bean casserole.
Oh, my God.
I love a green bean casserole.
I'm sorry.
You know, that was fucking.
Obviously, that was funny.
You said, what?
I'm a white person.
Green bacon.
Green bean casserole is decent.
Like, it's not a bad choice.
It's your fate.
I mean, it's your, it's there.
Black people eat green bean casserole.
My aunts and them have that shit all the time at the thing.
We have, but we focus broccoli and cheese casserole more.
See, I like broccoli and cheese casserole just in general.
Broccoli and cheese casserole is like a hit over a mic.
Yeah.
My aunts house.
So like, here's the thing.
All right.
So, well, you're not this year.
But do you, did you used to go like more than one house?
Or is that just like a black thing?
No.
We always stay at the same house.
Like, really?
But we, we as a family, like, pick the house.
So usually, for the family, it's my parent's house.
And then for Christmas, it's my aunt's house.
So my, that's wack.
So, like, here's my thing.
The reason I say that.
Oh, I'm sorry.
The reason I say that is because like, like, all right, for instance,
me, I have now three family members that are from out of town
that are becoming into town, right?
One of their, so one of my cousins, he's the oldest of his siblings,
but he's the younger cousin to me, right?
So he's in town with his girl, his pregnant girl and his kids.
So we're going to go there first, right?
Yeah.
They're having their dinner early, like, two o'clock,
which is mad early for Thanksgiving dinner.
But that's perfect because my aunt, in the next city over
for my dad's side of the family, essentially, is having Thanksgiving
at three.
I'm not cooking at all this year.
Like, all I'm doing is coming up, cleaning up on the sides
and the sweets.
I'm taking all.
Then my brother who just bought a house this year is having his
with his wife's family and his house.
Never been to his new house.
So I'm like, well, yeah, I got it now.
I got to show up, you know what I'm saying?
Plus, they actually make, they're like, uh, their Salvadoran.
So they make seafood, too, with it.
So they be making me, like, seafood, place, too.
Oh, should be fine.
So I go all three places and like, I'm teaching my son this.
I go to all three places because like, you can get banging food
for the next week.
Yeah.
And not have the ever, like, meal prep, fuck that.
I'm about to just Thanksgiving the shit out this shit for next week.
So, you know what I'm saying?
Like, that's why I think, that's why I was asking like,
I'm asking it.
It's kind of, you know, it's kind of racist.
But is it a black people thing?
They're like, why people don't do that shit?
Like, what?
People do that shit.
But it's like, if their families are divorced.
Shut up.
Why people problems?
No, that's so crazy because, yeah.
Blabby, are we going to everybody else?
At least I'm only speaking for myself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's crazy.
Because to me, I have, there's only been one year.
I've only been to one house.
And that was like a very random.
For Thanksgiving, it's always, at least for the past few years,
it's been at my family's house.
And that is fun.
All of our, most of our family at the time lived in Texas.
Like 45 minutes away from the house.
So everyone, like, we would make our own dishes.
We have a list of like, people.
Yeah, what you're assigned for your assignment.
Yeah.
What is your assignment for the week?
Thanks.
No, for real, because that shit is serious.
Yeah.
So we'll bring it and then either pre-cooked already or like,
just need to be warm up.
So my question is, do you have an aunt or a cousin that everybody's like,
hmm, she made that, don't test that.
No, because I only have one aunt.
Okay, cousins, family members.
One of my cousins lives in Alaska.
No, she has one.
And so, but when he lived here with his wife and his kids,
they would make like, they had double eggs.
You can't really fuck up double eggs.
That's gross.
Yeah.
I mean, I like, I like eggs, but I like, like, devil day.
I don't, I don't fuck with mustard, so that's why.
I mean, either.
So I don't eat them.
Yeah, okay.
But everyone else thought they were really good.
So I'm going to go with what they said.
Whatever, yeah.
And then my other guy, cousin Bryce, he and his wife would bring dessert
because she's a baker.
So she would bring a biscoff pie.
Oh, what?
Would you do a biscoff pie?
What is that?
You don't know what biscoff is?
Do you talk about the little cookies?
Yes!
The airplane cookies?
Yes!
She making pies out of that!
Oh, shit.
What?
Bring me a slice.
It's so good.
I will.
Bring me a slice because that's insane.
No, it's not that it's giving birth to a biscoff pie.
It's gross.
It's really good.
Biscoff pie?
It's really good, Ziggy.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
So what's in it?
Do you know what's in it?
I don't know.
She doesn't tell me.
She just makes it.
Like, this is for me and me only.
Biscoff pie.
Okay.
Because I'm just thinking the look, like, I just want to be clear.
Everybody, I'm listening.
We just on and out into the food because Thanksgiving is coming.
Biscoffs are the little cookies that they give you on the plane.
She makes a whole fucking pie out of them, shit.
Oh, my God.
They're so good.
I see why she got married quick.
They're technically not even married, but they've been dating for so long.
She feed me, feed me, fuck me, and we good.
Yeah, I love it.
Oh, my God, I love that.
What?
Biscoff pie is crazy.
And he doesn't make shit.
Yeah, he don't need to.
Fuck, no.
Sit yo ass on the sideline.
What?
And then?
Biscoff pie is insane.
My cousin, that sounds good as hell.
And he doesn't charge of, like, the mac and cheese and the corn, other stuff, but.
So I got to ask, did you cook?
I make the green bean casserole every year.
Oh, that's why it's your favorite.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
That makes sense.
That made me read the directions.
But here's my thing, right?
So, all right.
So, sides, we all agree or the, like, the number one thing, right?
Mm-hmm.
Turkey is overrated.
Turkey's mid.
Depends on who makes the turkey.
Fried or baked?
We do fried.
My uncle, he, like, has this giant, um, firefighter's really hating me on this one.
So he-
My firefighters hate tanks giving all together.
Yes.
So we have syringes and we inject the turkey with that, like, a cajun seasoning thing.
Okay.
Okay.
And then he has, like, a fryer that he, like, dips it in.
Yeah.
That's what we usually do.
I don't think we're doing anything.
That's actually the smart thing to do, though.
Yeah.
Like, instead of just dropping it in a fucking pot of grease or some shit, like, yeah.
Yeah.
He slowly puts it in.
Yeah.
But, um, this year, uh, we're not doing that because everyone's going to New Orleans.
Oh.
There's so much better.
I wish I was going.
New Orleans is amazing on food wise.
I prefer to go there, but it's fine.
Best desserts.
Obviously, biscoff pies.
Like, that's, yeah.
We got that.
That's got its own realm.
I hate pumpkin pie.
You're not alone.
I hate it.
Pumpkin pie is insane.
I don't think I-
The pumpkin pie overrated.
Some people would argue that.
I know.
That's okay.
I am pumpkin pie.
I don't even like pie.
I don't like pie either, but pumpkin pie is absolutely disgusting.
I don't even know why.
Like that.
Y'all have that at Thanksgiving?
Uh, yeah.
I bought it this year.
I bought it as the first mistake.
Papa Brea.
Come on, bro.
There's a reason he got it for free.
Papa Brea.
What are we doing, bro?
I think someone from his job, like, was like giving-
Made them a gift.
Is this camera on?
Papa Brea.
There you go.
Papa Brea.
What?
You-
There's a reason you got it for free.
What?
You got an apple pie for free too.
There's a reason you got those two for free.
I hate apple pie.
Apple pie is the most overrated pie I've ever had in my life.
I swear to God.
Everything.
Say what you will.
Pecan-
Pecan pie.
Pecan pie.
Um.
Is not as bad if you're-
Oh.
If you're okay with crunch.
Like, it depends on how it's made.
Cheesecake.
Overrated as fuck.
Um, so I just-
I'm out.
Pumpkin pie is insane to me because I don't-
I don't think of-
Ever had pumpkin pie even presented to us at Thanksgiving.
I have way too many dice.
Pumpkin bars.
I can do-
Sweet potato pie is our orange pie.
Like, pumpkin pie is crazy.
I'm like, right on the side of my mom's sweet potato casserole.
I have to do that one.
Sweet potato casserole.
Oh my God, it's so good.
She puts-
It's like the Marshall-
No.
She puts the pecans on top of it.
Like, caramelized pecans on top of it.
It's so good.
So what is it just like sweet potatoes in a square?
No, no, no.
So it's like a sweet potato casserole.
So it's like-
Yeah, what is that?
In a casserole dish.
And then sweet potatoes with like sugar, butter, all that good stuff in it.
And then brown sugar, pecans.
Um.
That's just sweet potato.
Zams.
That's what we call yams.
Yams and sweet potatoes are two different things.
Huh?
Yams and sweet potatoes are two different things.
Maybe I'm-
See, this is why-
This is why I just eat.
Because I don't-
I'd be like, what?
Because yams aren't sweet.
Yams are just like potatoes, but orange.
I'm pretty sure.
No.
I'm looking it up.
Okay.
Okay.
Bruh.
I've been on this-
I've been on this planet for over 40 years.
I've never heard that yams and sweet potatoes are not the same thing.
And if they are, I've been-
I've been-
I've been-
Boozled my entire life.
Because what?
Ugh.
What?
Oh my god.
I love the first thing.
I was typing in the difference between-
And it says Alzheimer's and dementia.
Jesus Christ.
Not what I wanted.
I will look at that later.
What?
Yams are starchy with rough, bark-like skin.
Well, sweet potatoes have a sweeter, moist, or soft flesh with smooth.
That's crazy.
I've never-
I've never known that there was a different-
I thought there was the same fucking thing.
No, they're different.
That's-
All right.
I was wrong.
I got out the kitchen.
I bring the plates.
Good.
I bring the napkins.
I bring the utensils.
I bring the cups.
Okay.
I don't do-
I bring soda.
I bring liquor.
I bring beer.
I don't bring anything cooked.
Okay?
And the one time that I ever cooked something-
I did, um, I did a grilled salmon, like a grilled salmon thing or whatever.
And I mean, they fucked it up.
We fucked it up.
But.
Gross.
That's crazy.
Are you giving me disgusting?
It's not, it's not though.
We fucked it up in my brother's house
and my brother's wife's house.
And it was, it was amazing at the old house.
It was amazing.
Everybody liked it.
I was going to say Thanksgiving as I said earlier
is overrated.
It's overrated because I think that the years,
the first of, we've been bamboozled
on what the holiday was for.
Second of all, if you're, if you realize,
the holiday is, the holiday is not a real holiday
then you just be like, this is kind of stupid for us
like this is a made up holiday
and then you start to think about all the other made up.
Thanksgiving makes you think about all the other made up
holidays out there like wait.
So if Thanksgiving is made up,
then there's Christmas Easter.
Like what do they, they've been telling children
that Thanksgiving is when American, not Americans.
Pilgrims. Pilgrims had a peaceful dinner
with the Native Americans and, and, and, and, and,
and it was like, we made peace and we did,
that's not what happened.
None of them.
At all, just like Columbus didn't discover America.
He didn't.
But, but the phrase, if you're not first,
your last has been proven wrong because it's not about
the person who actually first did it anymore.
It is now the person who has the most publicity for it.
And if that's the case, Columbus did discover America.
Cause he had the backing of a couple of, two countries.
Portuguese and Spain, I think.
I think, anyway, we're not in the history lessons here.
So, um, yeah, cause the spoochio,
the America, the spoochio, the spoochio,
I don't know how to say it, huh?
The guy that actually discovered it,
his name is America, the spoochio.
That's why our, our name is America.
See?
Just, what are they teaching us?
I was wondering, uh, who, uh, I was like,
I know Ponce, De Leon, is someone very important
and he discovered Florida.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no.
The first person to discover America, like the,
this land was America, this, this spoochio,
of a spoochio or something like that.
I forget, I forget his last name,
but his first name is America.
That's why we're named United States of America.
Cause originally, well, yeah, he was the originator.
Yeah, I know, uh, Norris Explorer,
a leaf, Ericsson was the first to reach North America.
No, okay, yes, but no, he reached,
he, Ericsson, that's Ericsson, Ericsson, the red,
like the, the, the, the, the, the Viking.
Yeah, he was the Viking that actually discovered
Iceland and Greenland and at the, at the time,
because Platonic plates, uh, the top of Canada,
touched Iceland or Greenland, one of the two,
and he, that's how he discovered it.
But when they split because of volcanoes and ash
and all that Platonic plates, shit.
Well, that's the only people that gave me.
Wow, they got rid of America or the spoochio?
Yeah, it is all that.
Oh, no, we got to look this up.
What, that's crazy.
That is crazy.
As I do know, the indigenous people that have lived here,
before we ever discovered it,
because they were here first, everybody,
we were not, they were, let's get that straight.
Real fucking quick, free, free, just wanted to jump in
and say that, uh, we discovered this place.
They was already discovered.
That was already discovered, yes.
I mean, there were people everywhere, like we just,
you know, it wasn't, um, it wasn't, uh,
written down or, you know, whatever.
The winners always be a, the winners are always able
to write history, whatever man you're talking about.
That's crazy.
Yeah, cause I'm looking and there's no,
I'm gonna talk about this America guy.
Let me, let me, let me Google it, uh, cause that's crazy.
Anyway, I found it.
While I, yeah, as you can see, America.
America, thank you.
Vespucci.
Is it Vespucci?
Vespucci.
There you go.
He was actually the first to, quote, unquote, discover Italian.
Yeah, wait, but he didn't know where he was at me neither.
I didn't know either.
And on that note, this is beer 30s for the clock.
Wait, what was your favorite?
What?
What's your favorite thing about Thanksgiving?
My favorite food is, oh, my favorite side is Mac and cheese.
Period.
We're in agreement on that.
My second favorite is collar greens,
but I just don't like the collar greens,
whatever it puts, like, meat in it.
I'll try to stay away from that shit.
You're right.
You're right.
Second favorite would be broccoli cheese casserole.
And last on the list, because I think it's overrated as fuck.
Green bean casserole.
And this is beer 30s for the clock.
And don't judge me.
I don't eat meat anymore.
So this is a stolen water media production.