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Hello, Bri. Hello. Happy Kwanza to you. Happy Kwanza to you.
Thank you. Um, I don't know if you celebrate that.
Uh, you should, as you should. Um, anyway, let's just get to it.
News you can boast too. Hmm.
So we were out the week before. I was sick as a dog last week would work the week before,
last week. I'm sorry. We were out last week. Sorry. Sorry. We were out the week before, the week
before our last week, whatever. I was sick. I went to Canada for those that didn't know and
apparently getting wet clothes cold will make you sick. What?
Yeah, I didn't know. My mind is blown. Uh, someone called ABC. I've got a story for them.
Oh my god. Bri is on a road today. Okay. I don't know what the fuck is going on here. I don't know
what the fuck is going on here. Um, but is Jake Paul? Everybody saw this. Everybody saw the fight.
How you got knocked out and broken jaw and that shit was on my timeline for five days too long.
And I really got to know is, is Jake Paul bringing back fandom to boxing? Like, is he literally
single handed? I mean, listen, we all, you say that you're lose. Yeah. Like everybody wants to see
him lose. We're paying money now to see him lose. People are streaming now. The Netflix deals
he's doing are crazy and sayings amounts of money all to get his fucking jaw broke. Um,
and we're all upset if he doesn't get knocked out or it's collusion. If he doesn't win or if he,
you know, it's just fight men. It's older than him by a lot. I mean, Anthony Joshua was not that
much older. I mean, my Tyson still could have killed him. Like, I feel like my Tyson could have
knocked him the fuck out. Yeah, he just didn't. I mean, what would you if you was getting the bag,
not to knock him out? I would knock him out for free. Hmm. Why do you hate him? He just, he
and his brother, man, they just, they're characters. They realize they don't like that. They are like,
the people that I look at and go, you are horrible human beings. Why? Like, back from like,
when they were in YouTube, like, his brother filmed dead bodies in Japan, which caused an
international incident. Yeah, I do remember hearing about this. So that was not good. And then he just
pushing on the rug. And he was like, ah, it's fine. I mean, listen. And then the other one,
flipping team 10 house hated that. They were also just like so annoying. Like, if you ever watched
any of their videos, no, they good don't. Yeah, I just, I've never, I guess I'm, I guess I'm old
for this, but I've never really like, I see him in wrestling. I see his brother in wrestling.
Raging conservatives. Yeah. And I just, I mean, who, who's rich and white? That's not exactly.
Nicki Minaj. Um, but I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Uh, listen, that was also all over my timeline.
First of shit that I just, we're shit that I just did not care about. Like the entire damn, oh,
we're so upset about that. Anyway, I just feel like here's the thing. Say what you want about him.
Say about how annoying he is about how fucking idiotic he is. He's heavy conservative,
Trump, whatever, or asshole in general. He's bringing eyes and money to boxing.
Do you think it's a joke? Do you think it's not real boxing? Sure. Whatever. But I have seen more
boxing clips out there now besides his fight. And there are more leagues and more things going on
because Crawford just retired. And Tank is, well, supposed to fight, but then didn't fight.
And then now he's, he's not necessarily ducking, but he's kind of like going around the people
that he should be fighting next. And it's kind of like nobody wants to lose in boxing. And Jake
kind of unfortunately, he just brings it to, I think it's actually Logan Paul, not even Jake.
I wrote Jake, but it was actually Logan Paul is the WWE guy. That's right. Okay, I just want to make
sure. Anyway, y'all know I fuck up. Yeah, y'all know I'll be fucking up. Yeah, y'all know I'll be
fucking up names. It's just anyway. I do feel like though they are bringing attention to wrestling
and boxing boxing, especially because again, everybody wants to see him lose and everybody thinks he's
a joke. And he really takes this shit serious. He trains, I mean, from what he shows, he trains like
a boxer. He works out like crazy. He's a douche, but he does. So are a lot of winning sports people.
They're all douche's. That's why the phrase it, that's why the saying goes, don't meet your idols
because usually they're not what you expect them to be. And like he gives off douche and he gives
off asshole. And he also gives off boxer like credit or no credit. He gives off boxer.
Do I think that some of his fights are rigged? Maybe. But I also think that like for instance,
the Joshua fight, which we wish him a speedy recovery and pray for his family and the family
of the trainer and coach that just recently passed last night. That shit is crazy. So crazy.
But he's bringing eyes to boxing. He's bringing eyes to boxing. That's all I gotta say. Now,
college basketball. I know. It's almost time, baby. With the year ending college basketballs and
news a lot more than NBA news. But for all the wrong reasons, college basketball has led an NBA
players come back to college and play. Do you see this? No. Okay. This is wilder than any NIL
deals that anybody's any transfer portals or anything like that than anybody can think of.
Those of you that don't know James Najee to end who was drafted in 2023,
committed to as committed to go on to Baylor to play there. Now, I know what you're thinking.
Oh, that's insane. He can't do that. Didn't he play blah, blah, blah. He has actually never played.
They found a loophole. He has actually never played a game in the NBA. He actually was overseas.
He got drafted, but it just wasn't working out. He wasn't going to get no burn. So he went
overseas to get, you know, to try to make a name for himself and get recognition that way because
a lot of times that is a better route than sitting on the bench or going down to the G league.
Now, the problem is is that this sets a precedent for other NBA players, other quote-unquote
failed NBA players because technically you failed if you got drafted and couldn't make the roster
or stay on the roster. Now, technically, I don't see you as a failure, but, you know, hey, whatever.
But now this bows the question of how much money did he get?
Because that's really the thing because we all know that's what he went back for. He didn't go
back for the love of the game because he was playing the game overseas. And to be honest,
if you love a game like that overseas ball is just as fundamentally sound and raw and good as
the NBA is right now. That's why there are overseas or international players coming over to the NBA
and getting drafted by the NBA and things like that by NBA teams. It's just, it is very, very,
very, very, very, very, very, very good basketball over there. If you really love the game,
you know that. But now that you went overseas, that you were drafted, you got to chance to practice
and play with NBA players and things like that. Now you're like, damn, I may not be good enough.
Let me go back to college. Kind of insane when you think about it though. Like,
when is it going to end? And the NCAA really hasn't stepped in and said anything or done anything
about it. They just letting it rock. And I really want to see where these dominoes are going to fall
because will NFL players start being able to do that? Think about it. Those that are not drafted.
Will they be able to go into the transfer portal and with their eligibility and go into one more
year of a college to make a name for themselves and things like that? Most people say no,
but it's quite a possibility that it can happen. And I think that it's time for, and I know,
y'all are going to look at me crazy, but it's time for regulation. Like, it's time for us to start
getting regulated and time for us to start looking into these, these colleges and transfer portals
and some of the collusion and some of the tampering because it's happening like, oh, miss,
prime example, the quarterback, when it's hit the transfer portal right before the ballgame,
right after Lane Kiffin left, we all know where he's going. He's going to LSU at Lane Kiffin.
Now you have NBA drafted players going back into the college and now possibly playing and
starting at the collegiate level. And it's just we're losing track of what it is to be a collegiate
athlete, a collegiate, I hope that I'm saying right, collegiate athlete and a professional athlete.
We're like, the lines are very blurred now. And it's it's fine. I still think I still think college
kids should get that money and still be able to do transfer portal within reason. I also think
that it should be regulated and teams should have a college team should have general managers or
things like that to help them budget and make sure that they're not over promising lying and
and you know, over promising and under delivering. And I think the NCAA should step in and start
doing regulations of transfers. How many transfers can you do? I'm sorry, but if you transfer three
times or more than twice, really, you it's that's a problem. Now, if you were told that you were
going to start and you were this and you were that and you lost and you didn't even have a chance
to fight for your spot, I do feel like, you know, I'm saying and they took and they gave it to
somebody else. I do feel like that's unfair. Give them the second chance to transfer.
But if the second time it doesn't work out, you got to stay put. You got to stay put, man up
or woman up and fucking and handle your business because here's the thing. You may not always be
good at your fucking job in the beginning. You may have to go through the struggle. That's the
real fucking world. And money aside, that is what you're supposed to learn in college. You're not
supposed to learn to be babyed in things like that. You're supposed to learn what it your
college, what I remember college for was supposed to get you ready for the real world. It's no longer
high school. Nobody's going to watch you and tell you to turn in your assignments. Nobody's
going to watch you anymore and tell you to go to sleep and wake up and be the school on time.
All that shit is out the window. Now you are, you are an adult. You can vote, you can smoke, you can
fuck, you can do whatever you want to do. But you better be responsible or you're going to suffer.
I think the same responsibility should lap over to the NILs and the transfer portals.
Do I think we should put a salary cap on it? Maybe. Will that happen? Probably not. And if it does,
there'll be money under the table like the Clippers. But listen, I hope that I hope that
they get this figured out within the next year or so because it's getting out of control. And
eventually it's going to start leaking into all the other sports and like the college world series
and like what's next? Baseball players are going to be able to come back if they got didn't get
drafted. They're going to be able to come back or lacrosse. Stuff like that. It's going to get to
a point where people are just going to be like college and pro. They just are what it is. There's
just no need for college anymore. No need for college sports anymore. And if the NFL was smart,
if the NFL was smart, they would jump in and try to help the NCAA regulate this shit because
we all know the NFL is a breeding ground or the NCAA is a breeding ground for the NFL. And you
know, listen, it's amateur league without having to pay any money out of the NFL's pocket. Just being
on it. Oh, I said all that to say, get your shit together because the NCAA. Now onto the lighter
things or not to less pedestal things. Somebody say Christmas don't feel like Christmas anymore.
And I agree, but I disagree. I agree because we give our kids gifts too much throughout the
year. I'm one of those parents. I think every day is Christmas. If you're a straight A student,
I'm going to buy you those sneakers. If you're passing your classes, I'm going to buy you those
AirPods or those beats. I'm going to get you that new jersey, that hoodie, whatever the hell you
asked for because you're a good kid. Now, if you're a bad little motherfucker, that's not going to
happen. I believe in punishment as well, just like I believe gifts throughout the year. But
a lot of people are saying that Christmas just doesn't feel like Christmas right now with everything
going on and all this shit like that. Honestly, I just feel like all the people on TikTok
that have been complaining about Christmas either are old or lonely or realizing they're
getting old and lonely. No, am I alone in this? You're just really calling people out.
Because I feel like for those of you that celebrated Christmas growing up, unlike me,
I didn't really celebrate Christmas like that. So for me, this is normal. This is just another day,
it's just the holidays that we get off, things like that. When my son was younger, we made a deal,
like me and his mom decided we would split Christmas and we would do it together kind of thing.
Like I would come over there, they would come with me, you know, whatever case would be usually
be over there because it was just she would do the tree and it was just it was easier. I don't do
trees. Yeah, I don't do trees. I didn't clean all that shit up, although I would help them clean
up, which is crazy. But crazy. But once he got older, he realized Santa ain't real. What?
And I'm just dropping bombs on y'all today. Santa ain't real. He realized that like I feel like
the internet has kind of changed that like like even if he believed in Santa, his friends who were
on line on Santa ain't real. And then at school, Santa ain't real. My older brother told me this and
my older sister told me that which kids stopped doing that. I don't think so. Fuck it. It's it's
fine. It's listen Christmas is supposed to be like a magical time. Lesson Christmas is gonna be
still a good Christmas is still gonna be a great season. What? You are bomb bomb bugging this.
You are screwed. I am slightly, but I don't do it on purpose because someone that's dead comes
and visits you and takes you on an adventure. A past, present, future. That's crazy. You know,
that wasn't in my top five and that should have been. Oh no, I had ductile screws. So never
but the one with Bill Murray is actually pretty good. Yeah, so that wasn't in my top five.
This is my top 10, but not my top five. But anyway, I like the animated one.
I forget who voices him. I was about to say I can see the poster. I can see it. Yeah, I was going to say
yeah, I just I feel like it's still a magical time. They still you still have the Christmas lights
and you still have all the decorations for the people that but I feel like a lot of people
that stress about Christmas. Oh my god, I got to get all these presents. Like there was a lady
I saw on social media that was so upset hurt that her son who she bought two presents for.
Two presents. She bought a PS5 and then she bought some sneakers. First of fuck off,
those of you who know, PS5 is like $700. Yeah,
brand new sneakers, depending on the shoe size, 150 and up, right? And she was upset
because he was like, oh, I only got two presents. I don't know. I didn't listen to everything.
I don't know if he knew he got a PlayStation. One and two, that is your fault.
As a parent, you should not be putting this much emphasis on one fucking holiday. I'm sorry.
If you feel like you got to go all that and I tell my older brother this all the time,
you feel like you got to go all out for Christmas because you don't do shit for the rest of the year.
We do a lot of shit throughout the whole year. But y'all celebrate it as like close fam. Like y'all,
y'all all fucking live together. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Y'all are very tight.
I mean, I get, but I'm saying y'all are tight in it family. And there are a lot of families out there
like that. Like y'all, but those that didn't grow, like those that try so hard to make up for the
little kid they got let down and all, like you're trying to hard fam, go to therapy and get over that.
Okay. I got over it. All right. My son had the greatest Christmases from one to like six.
After six, it was kind of like, yo, do you like this? You know, he started developing his own
opinions, personality and style. We didn't wait until Christmas. It was like, hey,
you need this. You need that. I'd say eight. I don't say six. Eight. After that, it was like that.
You know, hey, I don't, you know, I don't like these shoes. No more blah, blah, blah. And I get it.
I was a kid once. I was a, I was a dickhead to my parents. I expect my son to be kind of a
dickhead to me. He is. But he's a good kid. So long as your grades on point, long as you ain't
getting your mama no trouble. And long as you respect their every elder that you run into now,
you know, obviously, you know, there are some weirdos out there. But yeah, I mean, but disrespect them.
No, you got to respect everybody is human. So I don't, I don't tolerate disrespect like at all.
But at the same time, once all that shit started happening and we started doing shit throughout
the year, birthday, started lighting up. Man, this is the cheapest Christmas I ever had in my life.
For real. I bought three gifts. Just for your son or in. I brought one gift for my son. He just
wanted some new sneakers for basketball. And I bought one gift for his mom and one gift for my mom.
Yeah, but I can't give it to her until weeks later. Oh, sorry, mama.
No, I saw her before Christmas. But she went to Vancouver with me, but she don't sell the,
she's the originator of not celebrating Christmas. She's the Bahambog. She's literally the Grinch.
She caused all this. So now I can't. And what's crazy is in her, in her age now is she starting to
soften up. She texts me Merry Christmas. And that's a rule we do not break. Like you don't, don't text me
on Christmas. Don't text me. I be Thanksgiving. But she texts me Merry Christmas. And I was like,
who are you? And what have you done with my mother? And you're like, I'm sorry, a rum number.
Right. Like, who is this? And you trying to text your mom? Right. Yeah. Like, I'm like, I'm so confused
who this is. But yeah, so law store is short. Three gifts, cheapest shit of all time. And usually,
some years, I go all out some years. I don't, but it's not expected. I think that the problem is
we start having these expectations. When we do all this great shit for Christmas. And then it's
like, damn, how do you keep up expectations? Well, like my family, my brother and I by like,
we go in together and by my parents, each a gift. So one, two, yeah, that's yeah. And I bought
buy stuff for my brother. And then now I buy stuff for my sister and law. That's nice. And then
at least I'll get along. And then now we have my niece. So, so you got to buy stuff for the niece.
But see, that's what I'm saying. Christmas is for the children.
It's for the kids. Wu Tang is for the kids. I got a few presents this year, but like the main two.
You know, it's crazy. I think I want to know what you got. But you made me think about it.
Christmas. I have yet. I haven't got a gift. You know, I was going to get you something and I
couldn't find it. Five, maybe six. No, maybe six years. I was going to get you a present,
but I couldn't find the specific one I wanted. Oh, I'm interested now. All right. What did you
get for Christmas? I got a record player. I did end up getting that. It plays cassette tapes and CDs.
Wow. Whoa. What? Yeah. Nice. Okay. You got a fancy one. I did. My parents were like, we're buying you this.
We're getting you a good one. And that's all they got. They got me like records too, but like that's the main thing.
Yeah, but that's dead. That's the, that's the gift. Yeah. It was, it was the gift. And I, I love it.
I have, I got Queen. Oh. Queen records. And then I got Abby Rose. Oh, I got a vinyl for you,
bro. I got a vinyl for you. Don't worry. I got, oh, I got a vinyl for you. Don't worry. See,
my nephew is big in the vinyls. I buy him vinyls all the time. So like, again, I didn't buy him
shit for Christmas, but his birthday is actually coming up. But like, I, like, I give him vinyls
periodically. When I see a good one, I'm like, Hey, there's a good one. Like I gave him a
criminal for outcast mop. The last one I gave him was a criminal. And then mob deep hell on her.
No, I gave him a murder music. And I'm looking for hell on earth. And like, because he likes,
like, older hip hop, he likes, I love outcast. But like, he likes to older hip hop stuff. So I'm like,
yo, I got, I'm going to keep feeding the vinyl. I'm on the hunt right now for, uh, of course,
swifty. No, I already got. No, I'm, uh, on the hunt for, uh, Kendrick's humble out of, uh,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For that. I know. I, again, I said, I got some finals for you.
Don't worry. I want to be as you was. That's going to be hard to find. That's going to be hard
to find. If you can find it is expensive now, it's those are those, those in Nirvana's vinyl is
really expensive. I looked up because we like, that's our big outcast in Nirvana are our two,
like vinyl, like bands or groups that we, like, agree on. And, um, yeah, he's, yeah. But that's
what's up. So what else did you get? Uh, my Nana got me a bracelet. Nice. Uh, indoor bracelet.
What's that? An indoor bracelet? No, a Pandora bracelet. A Pandora bracelet. See, I don't
know anything about that. Nice. Oh, so you can add, those are the little things you can add
the ones. Ah, she, she was like, do you want more germs? I was like, no, I just want one of the poo.
Reminds me of me of my niece. So, yeah, she likes one of the poo. Uh, her whole, like,
clothing. Way to poo. Oh, yeah. That's what's up. Way to poo is a great cartoon to grow up on.
Yeah. That's a great cartoon to grow up on. So you know, the little like TV, or not TV, the, uh,
little characters that will, like, sit on the back of your computer. Have you seen those?
And like, they have their arms, like, or their hands over the edge of your computer. Oh,
you're trying to sound what? I was trying to find a pickle rig.
Yeah, I would, I would, I would love that one. That would like that one. That's dope. Yeah,
but see, like, like, that's the thing. And see, that's the funny thing about it is, is like,
I think, honestly, I'll take that back. Christmas is not just for children.
Christmas is for women and children. Yeah. Because men, we get socks. We get fucking leaf blowers.
See, that's, that's dope. But we get like leaf blowers. We get fucking lawn mowers. Oh,
you want me to do more fucking chores? You, we get a new grill. Oh, you want me to
fucking cook for everybody now. Let me do that to a woman. I swear to God, she'll go bat shit
crazy about buy her a fucking apron and oven mitts or fucking spatulas and shit. Oh, my God.
I actually would beat me with them. Like, but my thing is, like I said, you know, it's,
it's for women and children. I really do think like Christmas, I don't think it's,
I think it's, we've put so much stress on Christmas for the past few years. And I think everybody
are past decades. And I think that a lot of people, that was weird. I think a lot of people just
don't know how to cope with not. You know what I mean? Like not having that or not getting that. So
I hate like Christmas gifts that are like useful. Because I really like stockings. I love
a stocking. And like my parents filled my stocking with like shampoo and conditioner that I needed.
And like, like toys. I would have took that as a sign like, damn, is my hair dirty mother?
No, we all got, we all got perfume and corn for Christmas, like every single one of us. And
my dad, like, he doesn't really like, do we fucking smell?
Did we stink? Another fuck? No. I hope not. I love Christmas gifts that are like useful. Like,
you know, I use this and I run out of it quickly. And I'm going to keep buying it so you go and buy it.
And it's like, that's cool. Yeah. So it's like, like, like an access service kind of thing.
Yeah. I like those. So a lot of people, people that I know will do, like, their Christmas like that.
And it's just, and that's my thing. And that's my thing.
But they have to be big. Yeah. And I was going to say, and that's my thing. I don't feel like,
I feel like that's why Christmas doesn't feel like Christmas this year because there's,
there's nothing big you can get someone right now. Yeah. Like, I mean, there is if they have
the right mindset or the mindset, like, if I would have gave my son, if I would have
gave my son something that he wasn't like, for his birthday, he got a chain. He got a cross.
He wanted silver. So he got a silver necklace and a diamond emblem or a diamond,
pen it. And it was a cross. He was, he fucking loves it. That didn't take it off. And you know what,
else I got him on accident, a hoodie. A hoodie. I had an extra hoodie of my friend's podcast.
And I gave him the hoodie one day. I forget what I was giving him a hoodie for. And I was like,
here you had this. And then, you know, I'm saying, I was coming to get the hoodie and give him the
necklace. He was like, nah, I thought this was my gift. I love it. Like, I want this hoodie. He's
not taking the hoodie off. He's had the hoodie on every day. And the necklace. Pretty much.
Ever since he's like Steve Jobs, one outfit. I mean, his mom's like, yo, he does not take this
hoodie off. And even his little brother wants one now. And I'm like, that's crazy. But like,
it was completely on accident. And I'm saying it because again, I feel like my son has the right
mindset when it comes to gifts. Be appreciative. Don't expect shit. I will say this though. Christmas
feels a little weird because. Yes, it was hot as hell in Texas. But we're in tank top and
shorts on Christmas football on Christmas day sucked. It sucked. I didn't watch it. How do you
know it sucked? I cleaned my room. That's what I did on Christmas. I didn't even drink. I cleaned
my room. Oh my god. The fact that you didn't even watch it. So how do you know? I didn't have to.
I saw little clips on tick. I'm like, not tick on Twitter. And I was like, yeah, it was bad.
It was bad. It was bad. And Charles Barkley. Why do you win? Charles Barkley was absolutely wrong
when he said this about being NFL being greedy. I don't think they're being greedy. I do think all
these fucking streaming services got to get it together. Why do I have to only? Why if I have NBC,
do I have to stream peacock to watch a fucking football game? Why? Why does it makes no absolute
sense? My dad is having the same thing with the Hulu Disney bundle thing. It makes no sense.
Right. But Disney bundle it yourself. Right. Why do I have to do all of this? Why do I have to do
the ESPN and all? Like it just doesn't make any sense. It is now. It's so insane now. And I just
don't understand why it's so insane. Yeah, I don't understand. But anyway, yeah. So I will say that
the football on Christmas Day was terrible. And it was only terrible though because all the
teams were out of the playoffs pretty much. But the halftime show was fire. The halftime show was
fire. Snoop Dogg and his halftime show was fire. I will say Laney Wilson's one looked very
familiar. Oh, okay. I didn't see that one. Oh, okay. Let's just say she was wearing an all-white
outfit driving in a car like Dolly. No, like Beyonce last year. Oh, it was. Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's the exact same. Wow. That's
right. I forgot about Beyonce. See, this is what I'm saying. So like, so Beyonce's halftime show
last year. Honestly, I forgot it. Oh, it was really good. I heard that, but I forgot. I mean,
I saw some of it, but I didn't, like, I wasn't paying attention. I don't even know where the
fuck I was last year for Christmas. That was the one halftime show that, like, my whole family
sat down and actually watched together. It was really good. So for us, I was at my cousin's house
and it's all boys. All is my cousin has like six, six, six, no, facts. He has all he has six
boys. And then it's just, it's him, his boy, all the boys are home for except for one was home.
So I was there and then his wife, right? And anyway, so we're all upstairs watching the football
games because, you know, we play a Madden in between because the games are horrible. And like,
the halftime show comes on. I'm sitting there watching like, oh, shit, like, oh,
and as they hear me, kind of like, oh, shit, oh, they start trickling in. And then we see
K-pop. K-pop demon hunters. Yeah, we were like, wait, oh, we turned it up. And it was so, it was
such a good, such a good, yeah, it was such a good, I don't even watch the K-pop shit.
I know. I, my niece loves them. I talked to my niece about them all the time. I like, she
talks about them literally. Did you watch K-pop? Did you watch them? I've heard some of the stuff.
She performed one of the songs the night I was there. Yeah, like, she literally puts it on repeat
and just runs through it. The producer, our producer actually, she was obsessed with K-pop demon
hunters. She would listen to the album over and over and over again. That's insane. It's a good
album. It was, it was a good halftime show. I'll say that. Because they're like K-pop rejects,
like, people don't like, like, didn't want them in their bands. Like, they're on with this, like,
movie. Wow. But the main girl, the one that was standing in the middle. See, take the rejection
and move on. She actually has written every song for and produced every song for the movie.
And then she's also written and produced a lot of songs for other K-pop bands. Damn.
Yeah. So she's like really well-known. That's lit. In that area. But she also sings really well.
Yeah. Like I said, it was a good show. I thought I was like, I think you're right. I probably
will like something because it was dope. Like, some of the shit, I was like, oh, okay. I don't know
what she's saying, but she, oh, oh, oh, like she, okay. Hit that nothing girl. And like, we,
I guess that I had fun with it. It was dope. And it was dope to see my cousins because they're
getting there. It's all boys. So it's not like any girls dancing in front. And we were trying to
watch them. And like, it was just literally, we all were like tripped out by how good the halftime
show was. We were like, oh, shit. All right. Well, this is the benefit of football on Christmas.
So Charles Barkley shut the fuck up. Sorry. And now it's time for the beer flight of the night.
First up, we have 903 brewers. We have it. It's a Scotch ale. That's not what it's called.
It says we heavy. Yeah, that's the type of beer. We heavy. No, look at me. We heavy. It's killed
switch. We heavy Scottish ale. Scotch ale. Whatever. You caught on it. We heavy. We heavy. Hey, listen,
man. That's what it's on there. It's like killed switch. Killed switch, my man. 903 brewers, killed
switch. Loki, I knew that because I like the little dress on the side or 9.5 percent. Jesus.
Boose full bodied caramel roasted moths. You know, your favorite things.
I got I did get a Christmas gift this year. A bottle of McCallan. I work. I forgot about that.
Which year? 12. Yeah, it's been good. I tried a little here and there.
Honestly, that's not really that bad. Oh, your face says otherwise.
Because the aftertaste kind of hit me like I was it's really not like it's not too multi. It's
definitely Scotchie. Maybe because it's not very cold cold. Like that's this is a beer you have
to have like really cold. Yeah, I did my bad. I drove it straight here in the car with the heat
on blast. So because it's now cold. We're gonna have a cold new year. Honestly, it's really not
it's surprisingly good. It's I mean, I say surprisingly good because I'm not really a big Scotch
A.O. kind of guy. But it's the last one you run. Yeah, I was gonna say, but that's a rarity.
I think it's I think it's slowly becoming one you like. No, no, that's not that's not gas.
These people up. All right. So next up, my guys over at pedacolus,
brewing company. It is winner-vention. It is a dark strong winner-ale. So typically in the
winner, we start getting a lot of these dark ails, bread, brownish ails, things like that.
This one says comforting with winter friend. Oh, it's 10%. I would hope that she says it's
Christ. It's nutmeg, cinnamon, allspice, and ginger. I meant to enjoy during the cold winter
months. Where is that at with family friends? It's cold now. Now it's cold. Wasn't during Christmas.
I went outside and ran in the fucking cold this morning too.
I want to T.J. Max. It's like get me inside. I can't do this anymore.
Get me inside. It's crazy. It's dark. It's crazy. Yeah.
Dark sweet and spicy for sure. That should be your tender bio.
But I'm not dark. I'm actually light. So I'll be light, tender and spicy. Oh, I like that.
I actually like tender and spicy. That is going on my dating profile. Sweet, not tender.
Not tender. What am I thinking of? Yeah, it's going on my tender. It's going on my tender. But no,
there's a tendonism. Tenderism, or some say that the dude with the just say sweet. You didn't see
the thing. The meat falling off the bone. Oh, God. Yeah, it's called tenderism or a
tendonism. That's some shit. Anyway, it is sweet and a little bit of spice.
This isn't bad either. I can see why this is a winter ale because it is. It gives you a little warm,
fuzzy feeling. I will say the appetites is like the Scotchale appetites. That might be because
of the Scotchale appetites, but yeah. Okay. So what I would like a little similar. Yeah, I was
going to say they're very similar. If you're into darker ails, I think that the Scotchale would be
probably second to the wintervention because the wintervention is a little more because usually
dark ails usually like have cinnamon or spice or something like that in there. So you'll like the
center, the wintervention more than you would like. This one, the Scotchale, but the Scotchale,
I'll say the Scotchale is actually pretty decent. It's not, it's not. It's surprising. A little
razzle dazzle. Next up, we have zombie duck hunter. Only reason I even got this is because I love
this video game. It is a fun video game. Yeah, it is a great video. It's probably one of the greatest
video games out there. The can is absolutely insane though. You have duck guts. You have the zombie
holding up the ducks with eyes popping out. It is crazy. Yeah, it's a west coast. Yeah, not
it is a west coast IPA with you cannot, you cannot, and Citra, I don't know, is that you cannot
or you cannot. I think it's you cannot. You cannot, you cannot pass. It's 7.2%. Well, we're getting lighter.
It can become sharp shooting, but become a sharp shooting drinker and you can bag the rest of
the foreback is what they described. Oh, I got you. Yeah, this definitely smells like
more of a west coast IPA. Yeah, you smell it.
So this actually is very deceptive actually. It feels crushable, maybe because I'm already
a little crushed, but it also, it's not very happy, almost like the Citra or the you cannot, whatever it is,
kind of like hides the hops. Not necessarily hides them, but they blend well together. It's not very
strong on the hops. It's actually pretty sweet, like pretty good, pretty kind of sweet, and it's not
and on top of that, there's no real bad aftertaste after that. I know a lot of IPA. This is the same
brewery that makes my favorite sour right now. What's your favorite sour right now? For the people
that want to know. It was a strawberry vanilla ice cream. Oh, that sounds so terrible. Oh, it was so
good. Terrible. Sorry, you don't believe in fun. Terrible. Next up, we have a sour speaking of.
It is called the, it's from Prairie Artisan Ails, and it is called the C-Sick Crocodile.
And 6.3%. Yeah, this is really good.
It's been cool last week with the Christmas and everything, but I was sick. You know, listen,
sometimes we're just not at our best, you know, it's nothing you can do about that, you know.
I can smell the cinnamon. That was all cinnamon.
Cinnamon.
Okay. Sour? Yes. Cinnamon aftertaste, though.
Me personally, I'm not fucking with it. If you like, if you like, what is it? Lemon ginger,
shots with a little cinnamon in them. Cinnamon in them. You will definitely like this. It is not
for the faint of heart. You saw my face, it's soured, pushed up. But you can definitely,
second time, second time was no better. I mean, here's the thing is I was trying, I gave everybody
the second try to see, okay, if there was something I missed, but no, that was that was very sour.
Winner of the night has to go to, listen, has to go to the zombies. It's a very clean IPA,
the way they did, the citra, blend and all that stuff like that. So I feel like that's to me,
that was the winner of the night. No, I would have mentioned, would have been number two,
but I don't want to pick favorites. I rock with, I rock with pedicodes. I know some of the brewers
out there and I feel like that would be kind of unfair too. Winner of the adventure was good though,
I'm not going to lie, Winner of the adventure was good. But I rock with pedicodes, they always
treat me right. All right, and now, and that was the beer flight of the night, and now it's time.
For the beer goggles of the week, brah, who would have guessed that Alvarado got hands?
Phoenix came and pulled Mark Williams, the pelicans came and pulled Jose, right? No one came in
and escalated the situation. We know Jose is not going to back down from anybody, I don't care,
I'll tell the guy who's that man. Yo, everybody was talking about how pool face looked at the,
in the video with how he was looking like, oh shit, like yeah, everybody on the court was in a shot
because what are you, what are you doing in Alvarado? He wasn't backing down from nothing,
even though he started the fight. It was just very weird. I won't say weird, it was very
aggressive. And almost like it should be a hockey fight, which this is hockey's most unbelievable
moments. And this is not a college, this is not a semi-professional, this is professional hockey
players out here, while and out. Change of scenery for Mason Margeman.
Schaefer got clipped by Margeman again, as he stuck the knee out on him, a penalty coming
here against Margeman, the second time he's taken a run in Matt Barzell, just took a half
at Mason Margeman and this is going to get out of hand now.
Everybody piled up. Schaefer is getting twisted around in the middle of it as well as he got back up
to get into it. Mason Margeman still down on the knee after taking the two-hander from Barzell.
Well, there's different ways to defend your teammates.
And that was one dirty, one of the fucking way to defend your teammates. I mean, it's kind of
crazy. I feel like hockey has gotten more and more and more violent. And then that in the last
like year, it's just been non-stop Brawl. All I see is Brawl's hockey, Brawl's Brawl's hockey,
which by the way, I did not get a chance to go see the PWHL. And I was so, so upset about it,
because I, um, yeah, it just overlapped at the time that we were doing something else. So,
now for one of the fucking giants and the Raiders doing fighting for last place,
has to be the most insane thing I've ever seen in my life.
And he pushed him even out of bounds, and he pushed him into the Gatorade cooler,
so I can understand why he're upset. I knew CM was the player. They got in shove.
I don't understand what they're doing. The giants would go on the win. I don't know why, but
here we are. And I just, like, you can't punch a man through the helmets. I don't really understand
the fights in football. Now, when you snatch his helmet off, and then you start swinging and
going crazy, like some of the great fights we've seen on the NFL and on the football field,
then, all right. But, ah, that was just so extra. And that was,
Beer God was of the week. And now, it's time for the six pack of the week.
Who knew Stefan Diggs between having all those babies could be Randy Moss as well.
Diggs looking for the most he got it.
Looking for the most and he got it. That's it was nasty. They were patting stats against the jets.
It's so unfair. The jets have to be the worst, worst football team of all time.
But this is dope. Shout out to the bangles using the big dogs for more than just blocking.
Burrow looking that direction. It's forward. Big man on the run. Ruffling down the sidelines and inside
the five. He was so excited. Ah, shout out to the bangles for that. And chase young.
Who knew he still got it.
And that only makes it first down in 20.
Ward in trouble. Chase young. Ripped it away. Young on the return.
Young at the 10. Five touchdown. What a play by chase young.
Another team that I don't understand who is winning games. Like, why are you winning games?
Go get a lower draft pick. Same game. But, ah, oh no, I'm sorry.
Not the same game. Khalil Mac. Blown up plays again.
Oh, that was just a massive hit and play by Khalil Mac.
Khalil Mac is a beast and man, that was a great game. That was the best game of this weekend, I think.
I think, well, the bills game was pretty good. Bills and Eagles.
Ah, sorry, bills. Ah, all right. And for, and I'm starting to see my fruition about the Eagles
winning the Super Bowl coming true. Ah, but who would have thought Brock Purdy also great
ass game? Had the moves. I had to go quick with the play clock running down. He did. It's a
boot. Purdy pulling back, stepping forward. Throwing on the line touchdown. What a play Purdy.
You jack are the business end. You deserve to dance.
That was so crazy. I'm not going to lie like that was that was that was crazy. I don't even like the
knives. I don't like the bears. I hope that both teams lost, but it was actually what a great play.
And this is a great play. I didn't know football players with this acrobatic. And this is crazy.
It's the running back. Play action. War. He's got a wide open of control.
She got control inside the 20. Stays on his feet. Oh, control. Wow. Touchdown.
Oh, half a cartwheel, buddy. Um, I've never seen anything like that. It's, yeah, listen,
I've seen some some wild stuff, but and that was your six pack of the week. And that was time
for the conversations at the keg. It's last show for the year ends New Year's Eve. Celebrate it.
Chill or chill at the house actually or or work. Well, I'm working. Kind of. Right. I
thought that you were going to bars. That doesn't really count. But I, I open. I open New Year's.
So I guess. Oh, so you don't even close? No, no, you're getting drunk with the drunk people on
midnight. Let me, let me, let me finish my sentence, you know, that usually you'll get more
context if you let somebody finish their sentence before you. Oh, I'm not on the ceiling. I'm very
talk. Um, no. So I'm opening New Year's Eve. And then we have this thing called a beer dinner.
That saucer. So it's five courses paired with five different kinds of beer. And it's their like
New Year's Eve thing. You can still get tickets if you want to go. It's $85 a person. $85.
They're having like lamb and. Oh, okay. I was about to say I need what? I don't even, I don't even eat
meat. So exactly. So you would, there's a fit. There's a fish option. The first round is a fish thing.
I mean, the fish option would be kind of cool. I guess. Yeah. But it's like French onion soup, apple pie,
all paired with different beers. So they're doing that. And I sold the most tickets. So I get to go
for free. So I will be getting dropped. You sold the most tickets. You're a salesperson over here.
When I want to go to something, yeah. Everybody should learn that selling is a part of life.
You're either selling a buy. You go to the people that like you and they'll do. Oh, no, I'm kidding.
But I mainly went up to people that like I know the beer dinners. Yeah, that's actually pretty dope.
I'm surprised I didn't get to take it or even invite or anything like that. Because you would
much rather be drinking at home by yourself. Wow. Make me sound like an alcoholic more. Okay.
Which is not true because I'm actually going out for New Year's Eve with all the drugs.
With all the drugs. I'm going out. I think I'm going to the square. I think I might, I don't know,
I'm either going to church of the square. What a combination. I know. I mean, you could
always go to the stars game. New Year's Eve stars. And I also could all go to the Ohio state
game. That's here versus Miami, which I told you motherfuckers. It was going to be Miami. Nobody
listened to me. Shout out to the clubhouse. But anyway. In the news day, I open news day. I'm off.
Yeah. So New Year's Day. I'm not doing nothing but recovering. I don't know. I might have my
I might tell my son to come hang out. And if he does, then we'll probably just like we'll go to
church and then we'll go. I'll leave him at the house and I'll go celebrate with the people
that the drunk people at the square. I won't get drunk though. I'm not going to get drunk.
Even your child at home. He's 14. Like he don't care. And he knows where all the guns are. So
we're fine. That's just so sad. It's not he probably. The kid bringing in a new year by himself.
That's so sad. He does it in his he does it all the time. He's being his womb doing nothing.
Then it'll come out. You're like. I promise. I promise. If he does come. If he comes with me,
then I'll probably just go to church and do nothing. But are just drink at the house. Damn,
that does make me sound like it. I don't know. Drink that macaque. I'm saying it was a Christmas gift.
No, yeah, that's about it. But I know I'm not working. Fuck that shit. And then also.
Great sentence. No, because I'm thinking about it.
You do be doing that. I have. I have had years where new years has been great going out.
And then I've had years where new years have been terrible going out.
I've never had like a new year's where I'm like, this is the best.
But that's mainly because I don't like driving with drunk people on the road. And you know,
there's a lot of them who said anything about driving. Second of all, the square AT&T squares probably
two miles from my house. I could walk. I could run that. I could walk in or I could run walk that
in about. You might run into my parents. There's about 20 minutes. That's what I don't want tickets
because I didn't want to be at home by myself. That's valid. But I feel like new years eve,
people like be trying to overdo it. Yeah. Which is crazy because like, I feel like I used to
think that way I guess back in the day when I was younger. But as I'm older now, I want to bring
in the new year drunk. Like I want to bring in the new year either. What is the new year's thing
that like you despise the most? Like not a tradition, but like something people do. The overcharging
of fucking clubs and sections. That's insane. And then black eyepiece. I hate that fuck. I hate.
I hated this. I hate. I was like the band for a second. I was like first of all.
What? No eating black eyepiece. I would swallow them like pills so I didn't have to eat them.
Jesus, they're not that bad. I don't like the texture. Oh my god. Why eat them then? Well, my mom would
make us eat them. I was like one for every year. You've been alive. Oh my god. Yeah. So I would
That's cruelty. Where is mama Brienne? Because that's cruelty. That's crazy. That is crazy.
I don't do it anymore. So we as a kid. No. The answer is no. Turn 18. I'm an adult now. I'm doing this.
I would say the black eyepiece thing because here's the thing. I don't believe in luck, bad luck,
good luck, whatever. I believe you make your own luck. Two, I also feel like the years I haven't had
black eyepiece since I was a fucking kid. Jesus. I haven't got a feeling in years.
I have an eight black eyepiece New Year's and since I was a kid and I have had some of the greatest
years after that. But one of the greatest things to do to bring it in the New Year, I believe in
money in your pocket. That's like hands down. I always keep a dollar or two dollars in my wallet
in my pocket. Dream big. Keep a $20 bill. I mean, I'm saying at least at least the New Year's kiss.
The New Year's Kiss is the New Year's Kiss is crucial because if you ain't kissing somebody,
90% of the time you're gonna spend the year by yourself. And I have I have proofs.
I ring in the New Year with the boyfriend. We broke up. So I don't believe that that's true.
But did you kiss New Year's Eve? Yes, we did. We spent New Year's Eve together.
Oh, okay. Oh, wow. I don't check a wow. No, I had to open the next day.
Doesn't mean gang get a quick one. Anyway, my parents watched the show.
It's my bad. You're right. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad.
We're at his friend's house and there were children around. No, no. What? It's first off.
See that's another thing too. When you're young, I always tell people like when you're young,
just go out and just have fun for New Year's Eve. It's almost like going on vacation.
You're gonna blow money. It's a bad investment. Fuck it. Just do it when you're younger.
I hate on New Year's when people propose.
What? I find it so cliche. Wow. Like New Year's Eve.
Three, two, one. You get down on your knee. Okay, come on. Pick a different day.
I want to spend the rest of my the rest of my New Year's with you. No, you're the whole year to do this.
Oh my god. Bre is single and angry. So don't listen to her. I'm not angry. I hate that. And I've always
hated it. I find it so annoying. That's crazy. So you want to those people. So wait, are you
some of those people like don't begin it? Don't get down on one knee on your birthday. Yeah.
Because the day's about you. Yeah. Don't do it on my birthday. Okay.
Don't do it on Christmas. Okay. Don't do it. Because that's that's like trying to get out of a gift.
Christmas? You know how expensive fucking rings are?
Don't get out of a gift. I'm sorry. So if he buys you a gift and and gets engaged, you're good.
No, even then I don't want to. Oh my god. What is wrong? This is this. Pick it.
Is this camera wrong? This is what is wrong with women. Don't listen. Pick a date. That means
something important. Like the first time I saw Christmas. No. What did you do?
We all know you ain't Jewish. No, I'm not. And the man you marry is not going to be Jewish.
Right. So what the fuck are we talking about? Because it's not about me.
On that day. And on my birthday, I don't want it to be about you.
Because then everyone's going to congratulate him. They're going to be like,
oh my god, breathe. Congratulations. Good job, dude. Dude, it's my birthday back off.
What? Listen. That's so crazy. Don't do it on Thanksgiving. People died.
That was. That Thanksgiving is kind of weird. I don't see myself getting done on one knee after
the July. Don't do it. What if you met him for the July? What if you met on one of the holidays?
If you met on one of the holidays, that's fine. That's a loophole.
So no holidays. Valentine's Day. None of that. No. Valentine's Day is cliche.
Papa Brea, mama Brea, I'm sorry to say it. Brea's probably going to be by herself. She's going
to be living with you off for a long time. No, my dad proposed to my mom. How? Yeah. Probably like
the cliche way as most people do. They could yell at me and say that this is completely wrong,
but this is how I remember my mom telling me this story. So my dad was driving my mom to work,
dropped her off. We have this thing called the Lucas Curse in our family where we always drop
food or drinks on our clothes before we have to be somewhere important. It's on my mom's side.
There are the last names are Lucas. Lucas got it. Yeah. Okay. She dropped something on her shirt.
So she goes into the glove compartment, opens it to get a napkin and there's the ring box. She
brings it out. She's like, what is what is this? And my dad's like, well, you want to wear it?
And she was like, sure.
And how long have your parents been married? Actually, yesterday was their
anniversary. They've been married 29 years. Congratulations, mom and dad. So the engage. So the
point there is the how you ask is not important. The day is not, but don't do it on a holiday.
She still don't get the point. I'll see what I'm saying. She just can't listen to him now. He
just just chalk it up, fucking pick a random ass day Wednesday. Pick a random ass Wednesday
in September. Like, honestly, pick a random ass Wednesday in September because nobody gives
a shit and she'll be upset either way. Fuck it. Do the 21st night of September. That's iconic.
Why is that? Oh my god. We're going to do it on the basis of the song, but not the fuck not a
holiday. So for 21st, do I always remember? Jesus Christ. I don't remember the song I was listening to
as well. Please don't like that is terrible. I'm sorry. That's terrible. I don't believe in that. I
get engaged whenever the fuck you want. Here's my thing is New Year's is about celebrating.
Can you have so many engagements?
Yikes. Um, that's not fair. But anyway,
how they turn out for New Year's is about shedding. And, and, and, you know, like this year was the
year of the snake. This year was the year of the snake. And it was about shedding all the ending,
old things and habits that don't suit you anymore and going into the New Year, right?
That's what this year was all about blah, blah, blah, blah. So the New Year, I always feel like
the New Year is I want to bring in the New Year with somebody I care about. Plus on top of that,
I also want to bring it in with a low-rass of dazzle. And then I want to be like,
who's going to be your girl?
Not to put you on this spot. Wow. But I mean, Jesus, you said someone special, who's the special?
I don't know yet. And we're still having, we're still, we're still having tryouts. So ladies,
do not, do not message me. Do not. I didn't say that part. Do not hesitate to message me.
Listen, I'm just saying, listen, you never know. We can be engaged by Halloween and have
matching Christmas pajama pictures and shit. But I doubt it. Anyway, so listen, I move slow. I move
like a tortoise when it comes to forever. There's no rush on for there's no such thing as a rush
on forever. We're, if we're going to be together forever, what's the rush? You could die.
You could die any day. Exactly. So there's a rush.
But unless it falls on a holiday, then don't rush. Then you don't do it.
Again, fellas, you see my point. Anyway, well, this is beer 30 sports o'clock. And I hope you drop
the ball. Newsy ball. Yeah, I hope you drop the newsy ball kissing someone you want to kiss
or with money in your pocket and not eating black eyed peas. No, don't do that. So I just
looked up to see what the zodiac for next year is. It's the year of the fire horse. Yes, the
bringing themes of passion change and adventure. Listen, Ziggy, you know what we're talking about,
man? I'll be trying to tell you. Just listen. Just listen. Stop passionate.
Bye, man. This is a stolen water media production.