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Welcome to the hangover clinic. Woo. Breeze ready to talk shit apparently.

I'm not talking shit about anybody right now actually. Except. Except for.

For the French figure skating team. I have something to say. What the fuck did the French do to you?

They didn't do nothing to me. They did something to others. So.

Stay with me. I'm listening. So figure skating has the men's figure skating, women's figure skating, pairs figure skating, which is when they throw them in the air.

Yeah. And then they have dance figure skating. I think it has a different name, but that's what it's called.

Oh, really? I didn't know the fourth one. Yeah, so it's partners where they don't throw.

It's just more like choreographed. Like, yeah. I got you.

There's. So from the beginning, the world champions are chalkin baits. They're the US team.

Okay. They have been going to the Olympics for like, I think the past three winter Olympics. They've gone.

And they were the favorites to win to win gold. Okay. The second team was the Canadian team.

I don't remember their names. I'm sorry, but I loved their. I was a little bit late.

She, the girl had a variant cancer. Oh wow. A few years ago, and beat it.

And they're figure skating like they get to. So it's like, the qualifiers is. One round of skating.

And then the for the gold is a different like choreographed. Yeah, they got they got to come with two different ones. Yeah.

So the second one was about her journey. And her mom also had a variant cancer. So like beating it.

I guess that one made me cry as I said I could tell and then the third one. Oh, the French team. Oh, what?

I'm not even going to try to pronounce their names because I know I'm going to mess it up. Sacre blue. Yes, we'll go with it.

So it's like Greer Geary or something like that. So the girl, they've only been, so most figures skating couples have been together 12 plus years, five plus years, whatever. This figure skating team had only been together for a year.

Oh, why you may ask. Okay. Girl, her ex partner was bat was barred from figure skating because of sexual assault allegations with another Olympic figure skater.

Would that help? All right. Well, yes.

All right. This is where we're going. Okay.

The guy clutch is pearls. Yes. Oh, my God.

The guy figure skater. He not not the sexual assault one. The new one, the new partner.

I got you. He has one gold. Like, I think the past two winter Olympics in pairs, no, with a pair.

Ah, his pair. Because she came out and said how she was essayed like from, I think coaches and some other and or some, some like other teammates or something like that. And he told her not to say anything.

So he was basically like, you can't say anything. We're not doing this. And then they retired.

All of a sudden, the year of the Olympics, he wants to come out of retirement and drop the girl because now she's come out with a book about how she was silenced, basically, which I cannot wait for that book to come out in English because it's only in French right now. But I do want to read it. Mind you, she was a commentator for a figure skating, but with NBC, but they dropped her for the Olympics because they didn't want any bad blood.

Even though for the past year, she has been talking about this French like pair with never saying anything bad about them. That's fucked up. It is.

So. So let me, let me, let me, let's, let's make sure we understand. Bring it off again.

Let's bring it so yeah, because I'm, I'm reeling right now. The woman of the new team, her ex partner was the one that was essaying people allegedly allegedly. And the man of the new team was dropped his ex partner because she wanted to come out and say it and he told her no.

So she dropped the book on his ass a few years later when they retired because wow. Yeah. So now they come back.

Apparently, they've been best friends for years, whatever. They come back. They come together as a team and they go to the Olympics.

They're shorts. So the first one is called the shorts. It is like the shorter program.

It's, it's this thing called twizzles. So the pairs have to turn in unison. When they're like holding each other, no, they're like separate.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

The same amount of turns at the same time. And if they don't, they get deducted points or they fall out or something. So in the shorts, they're, the Paris, the French teams twizzles were so off.

They were not in sync at all. And yet they got first place. So that was already, there was already some like, I see we're going with this.

Okay. Something's about that. Okay.

The long program. Okay. Uh, they, the guy fell out of one of his turns.

They weren't in sync on twizzles. None of that. Chalkin Bates for the US team were flawless.

They were perfect. Five out of the nine judges, like said, the day they think they're going to win. Here come the French, calling out, doing all this.

The French judge scored them higher. Of course. The US team.

Second blue. So no, not me. And they'll die.

Crescent. So they won gold. What?

The French team that's only been together for about a year, one gold. And they were not perfect. World won three.

Meanwhile, Chalkin Bates got second and pipe. I think her name's Piper and her teammate got third. So it was still like the US, the Canadian and the French.

But that's kind of trash, though. I didn't like it. And I watched it live too.

The ice skate. Well, I did see the story about the dude that we had on Sixpack last week at the back flip. He folded under pressure.

I wasn't going to talk about that too. Yeah, he saw like he did another, and he fell. And he's just like, it was bad.

And I was like, he was not the only one. So the last, like, the last group of the male, the men's figure skating. Right.

Most of them fell. Really? People at the rink were like, they're there are puddles on the ice.

It's ice. It shouldn't have puddles. So yeah, wait, what?

Yeah, one. So like, Ilya fell. Another guy, like, at least like four or five other guys fell landing.

Milano gets your shit together. Yeah. So, but who won was this kid from Kazakhstan?

I think it was like their first medal. So props to him. He did great.

No one's taking away his gold. No, yeah, yeah. No.

And I like, I saw, I saw the video of the dude fall in. And I saw the video of like, I saw like tidbits of the, of the routine. And like, I was like, damn, how did he?

Like, why did he fall? Because it's the same dude. I saw do the backflip and land.

It stuck that bitch. And I was like, why is he? What the fuck?

He didn't even listen to the backflip. Yeah. No, I probably, I'm shit.

If there's water on ice, I won't need to fuck that. There was a few times where like, he went to do a quad and he only did two turns or one turn because he, I'm assuming didn't feel safe landing. My question is, do they have to tell the, they have to let them know about their routine, right?

Isn't this? Okay. All right.

So that's what it is. I was like, why did I know what they're supposed to do? Yeah, they tell them about the routine and what they're going to do.

And then if it changes, they deduct point. They deduct, okay. Or no, they base the points off of what they did instead.

Oh. So if you're going in with like, uh, basically, uh, hundreds of key points. Yeah.

And you don't do half of the things. Yeah, you get, yeah, you only get, you only get 80 something points then. Yeah.

Okay. So the thing is, this kid is 21. And the New York Times, I didn't know that.

Yeah. He's 21. The New York Times put him front page on the New York Times, basically saying he shit the bed.

And I'm like, NBC puts so much pressure on the entire role. Yeah. Y'all doing man.

New York tops. On this 21 year old, he didn't deserve that. Listen.

Listen. Listen. His first Olympics has never been.

Listen. New York. We don't give a fuck.

No, it's more, it's other like other news things too. This is what, this is why I don't, this is why I do not sympathize with people that talk about NILs being unfair. These kids shouldn't begin.

Then motherfuckers get plastered on front page news of their local newspapers or their national newspaper all over ESPN and get ridiculed and get talk bad about. I'm bringing this back to the American sports because y'all be acting like, y'all don't understand why they should get paid. That young man got fucking ridiculed for losing, when he just want to, he just want to go.

Did he not? And the teams, they won gold because of him, honestly. Right.

And he just, he pulled a back flip, which was illegal for years until, you know, which will, you know, we'll leave that alone for now. But, you know, whatever. I'm only talking about the Olympics for this.

Okay. Because I figured you didn't watch it. Or you watched clips.

I did. I watched, so I watched little pieces here and there. Like, I watched, I watched the, what's the, I watched the hockey, of course.

I watched the hockey, of course. And then I watched, um, the, what's the, the one man sled thing? Is it not the Louge?

The Louge is crazy. The Louge, I think it's the Louge or whatever. The Louge with two guys.

I don't know. I don't know. Some of that.

Yeah. The Louge with two people. I'm not watching that.

That should look crazy. Yeah. But the Bob sled.

I saw a piece of that. But you know what I actually saw that trip me out. Puerto Rico has a team in the Winter Olympics.

Yeah. When the fuck does it get cold to Puerto Rico? It doesn't.

Like what? And then my other question is Puerto Rico has their own team. So wouldn't they just be an American team?

It should. I don't know. I'm not on that committee.

I just don't understand. Like for basketball, I guess I kind of understand it because basketball, they all, you know, that's a summer sport, you know, whatever the case would be. I guess it's a territory.

So I don't know. That's just crazy to me. But I never, I didn't know that.

And Puerto Rico did not bad, actually, um, for the, the single sled part. And it was kind of cool. And then I saw the girls, I saw the speed skating.

I saw the speed skating one. Man, some of them speed skater girls. Yeah, sorry.

Anyway. So oh, yeah, boy Paul is dating one, eh? Yeah.

Anyway, um, in lighter news, speak, uh, South America got their first, uh, I think their first gold medal in the Winter Olympics. Yeah. From where?

From Brazil. It is. And what is name called?

I know his name is Lucas. He won the first ever gold medal for South America doing the giant solo. I think is what it's called.

So it's basically skiing. You're going down the giant hill, but you're like zigzagging at like over 50 miles per hour. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, you get to the bottom of the hill, basically the fastest. Um, and there's like little check markers or whatever that you have to go in, but yeah, you have to go up between you can't hit a mission. No, you can hit them.

You can't? Yeah. Oh, she couldn't.

You just can't go out of bounds too much. You like lose or like you gain time on your time. If you like hit them too much, I like, like one person ran it over.

Yeah, because there was a video of somebody hitting it and dude got hitting the nuts doing it. Yeah. That was kind of funny.

Yeah. Like, but that was she was years ago. And people were laughing, but I was like, damn, did he get points deductive for that shit?

I think he did. Huh? I think he did.

That's what I'm saying. Like, I thought he got, yeah, like, because I know you went down slow to the bitch. I don't know.

Oh, yeah. I wouldn't slow down. So you to them.

Yeah. That's what's up. Shout out Brazil again.

Oh, oh, the, the curl thing I saw this too. People are really into curling every four years. What's crazy is like, I don't even understand curling.

It's basically like shuffleboard. Thank you. But on ice, then what's the whole sweet thing?

So I think it's like to make the ice move out of the like the like maybe like water. Maybe it's like melting the water. And like trying to make it more slippery to like move it.

Yeah. Okay. But then my question is, because I always, the plays I see like where America won, right?

The play I saw was they knocked everybody shit out and they were the only ones that enter circle. That's the goal is to get as many of your own pieces in the big circle in the big circle. The little circus like bulls eye.

Okay. So if you get in the bulls eye, I think you get like maybe like three points. Let's say, I don't know.

I didn't look up the rules. Shuffleboard. Yeah.

Yeah. But your goal is also to knock out the other teams as well. So you're trying to get yours as close to the middle as possible.

But also knocking out the other teams. So how did Canada cheat? Can everybody keep talking about this shit?

And old boy was ready to fight. Oh boy, like, we don't fuck a cheater. Literally, that's what he said.

So what happened was, imagine the play field as thirds, right? Okay. Cut it into thirds.

All right. So the first third is the person moving, like trying to push it as close as possible. Doing this, doing the fucking curling split.

So once you, like the, we'll call it a bowl. It's not a ball, but I don't know if I tried it for a puck. Once, yeah, once the giant puck gets over this green line, that person cannot touch it.

Like their fingers cannot go. Oh, so, oh, I saw, and now I know, and now I give it just saying, okay, I believe it was the Swedish team. Yeah, they called it out.

It's his finger, his finger like pushed it or because they were actually recording because they had a feeling that they'd been cheating. So they had somebody on, like the side recording and said, it's okay. This guy got it on camera.

And the Canadian was basically like, shut the fuck up. No, like, they didn't get penalized. They didn't get disqualified.

No, they kept playing and continued to cheat. And I think the women's team cheated as well. But then we, so USA one gold, first time I earned a long time, apparently.

And then did the Canadians placed? I think they got bronze or something like that, right? Yeah.

So who got silver, you know, because first off, Norway is fucking killing. Norway's got like, but I mean, Norway, they're, you know, they get real winners type shit. So like, I'm saying, I didn't understand it.

US is like third in gold. And we're tied. I think we're right behind.

So the prelims are still going for the women's. Okay. Let me see if I can.

But I know for fact, like Norway has 12 gold medals right now. They're like leading the way. And then eighth, eight gold medals.

The next one is I believe. Oh, no, there's still the prelims. I don't think curling has they haven't gone to.

Oh, okay. Yeah. But curling's a long sport.

My goodness. But that's what they were talking about. I was like, but that's I don't understand about hockey.

I'm like, bro, why don't we got a face candidate? Again, we already beat them. But I think it's because it's kind of, it's like a, it's a bracket.

It's a, yeah. So Norway is at 28. Yeah.

Italy is 28 now. Yeah, with gold silver. Oh, okay.

We're total. God total. Italy is at 23.

Italy. That's the one. Yeah.

Yeah. Bro, like that's what that's what I was like shit. But again, Norway and Italy certain parts of Italy get winner for real winner.

Yeah. The US, we don't, we have places that get winner. Just like Italy.

But Norway gets like real fucking winner. And like, if I'm not mistaken, they're like that one of the most dominant countries in winter Olympics. Them and Canada, I thought was up there too.

But Canada's getting the ass handed to them right now. So. Yeah.

But by the time you finish your hockey, we got this. Yeah. Between the women's, men's, um, once the curling and all that shit handles, um, I think we'll be right out there second or second or third.

So I think we'll be second or third this year. Speaking of women's hockey. They haven't lost.

They haven't let a gold. They haven't let a single goal. They haven't let a fucking goal.

They're pitching our shutout host. Let's go. Technically, they have the, um, like world record.

Yeah. Shut out. It's not just with women's with men's hockey.

Yeah. Yeah. They have the, they, um, nobody in Olympic, in Olympic hockey has ever done what they're doing.

Yep. Ever. Which is, uh, the streak spans over 16 periods of play.

Now you're wondering, there's three periods in each game. They've only had five games. 15.

That's 15. But with the minutes, it's 331 minutes and 23 seconds. Technically, with the minutes, it is 16 periods.

If so, uh, listen, if they, uh, I hope they can, I hope they can continue to shut out, uh, Canada when they see them for the gold. Um, I have no fear that they're going to win with Canada. They've already beat Canada and shut them out.

Um, I do feel like Canada's probably the one team they gave them a little bit more fight, but I will be glued. Matter of fact, I need to see when it is. I think it's tomorrow.

Is it tomorrow? I'll look. Yeah.

I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be fucking glued to my phone, laptop, TV, something watching them live because I intend to celebrate. I don't care where I'm at. I don't care if I'm at work.

If I'm driving, I will pull over and I will be fucking celebrating, yelling, cracking over the cold one. It's qualifiers tomorrow. I don't know.

Well, that's men's. That's men's. Yeah.

I was gonna say men, they're, their face, women's doing gold. Mm-hmm. The women's, I don't think it's tomorrow.

I think they give them the day off. Yeah. They finished playing today.

Yeah. They just played, they just finished playing today. So it is probably then good.

That's even better. So it's like Wednesday then. It's still not.

Hmm. I will actually just look at it. Um, any other interesting stories for Olympics right now because the figure skating one was got to know all that.

Mm-hmm. Hold on. Oh, did you see the Australian one because ice skating around the rink and everybody crashed?

Yeah. Yeah. It was so funny.

Oh, fuck. There's look. Huh?

It's at Thursday. It's on Thursday. Thursday.

Good. All right. Even better.

Um, yeah. My fucking was looking, going around. He was like in fourth place.

Just trying to compete. I'm just just out there happy to be competing. And he's motherfuckers is grabbing on each other and, uh, next day, you know, they crash.

And this bull just. I was like, that's the happiest motherfucker. Well, he deserved to win that.

Uh, it kind of reminds me, this is a very niche thing. Hmm. I think it's just because I'm going to Disney.

But there's a ride at Disney. And it's like Mickey and Minnie's runaway mind train or runaway rail road. Something like that.

Um, and there's a song in it that, uh, and Mickey singing like, nothing can stop me now. I don't know how it could be any better. Meanwhile in the background, like goofy is crashing a train.

Uh, Pluto is in the sky. Like everything's going wrong. And just Mickey and Mickey just driving in their car.

So that's what I imagine was going through his brain while he was just, he was just happy to be competing. It looked like. And I like, honestly, that shit was dope.

I'm glad that it has turned like, I didn't know they had, um, so that's another thing too that I've been learning like as I like, again, I'm not watching most of this stuff live because they're 14 hours ahead of us. So like, they're more, our mornings are their evening. Yeah.

So like, when I watch figure skating, it's usually at like 12. But it's like night time for that. Yeah.

So I think for some of the stuff like the snowboarding, I didn't watch none of it live, but like, I didn't know they had snowboard racing. Like half pipe racing. I'm like, what do you mean half pipe racing?

Insane. I saw a meme where it was like, uh, this guy is making fun of the fact that winter sports are so intense. And like, the summer games is like, Latina, because he was like, all right, so we're going to run from this spot to this spot, see who's the fastest.

And then, and then it got still like a winter Olympic. And it's like, yeah, no, we're going to go down this hill. Yeah, no, yeah, like whoever gets their first without crashing wins.

It's like, like the, the, the, the one with the hills that I sent you the clip. Yeah, the guy goes backwards did a fucking full on flip and was confused. I like, I was confused for him.

Like, how did he pull off the win? But like his momentum carrot and it like, it is so, um, it is so crazy. Some of the like games that they have come up with for this.

And it's like, you're going to lay flat on your back. I'm going to lay right on top of you. And we're going to zoo that shit is crazy.

I'm like, what did you mean to grow men or women just land on top of each other going down a pipe at like 60, 70 miles per hour. Yeah. Me a grown six, eight man tossing a four 11 woman in the air, hoping she lands on her scale.

Oh my god. Like, and she doesn't fucking flip her skate and cut my throat. Like, what?

He does whirls and flips and all that. And like, that's, I mean, honestly, 10 points. Honestly, 10 points is crazy to gain 10 points.

It's crazy. Yeah, but I mean, honestly, I just don't know. Maybe guy was right.

This summer, summer Olympics is not that crazy. But then again, we have that we have the swimming and the diving and I dive into this crazy. No, for real.

Did you watch rugby like the women's rugby team for the summer summer Olympics? No, I did not. Okay.

So I think they won bronze. But the main girl on it, her name is Anola. And her and this other guy named Frederick, who was on the men's gymnastics team, went to Milano to like do content for the Olympics, TikTok, social media team, whatever.

And they have a pair skater or ice skaters dancing around with them, teaching them how to like ice skate. And Fredrick's like in the air and like trying to jump and doing all this like all the shit in Anola, it was a rugby player. Yeah, as I said, she has no, I'm not going to say she has no grace, but she's in a helmet.

Yeah, like she has one of those like helpers, like the health. Yeah, like she's, she's used to running mother fuckers over. Like, I think honestly, if she learned how to skate, she probably draws out hockey.

Yeah. But yeah, that's, yeah, that's, that's, that's crazy. Yeah, it made me laugh watching those videos.

See, and that's the thing too. I think this, this time around with the streaming, with social media, I think it has been able to make it because you're right. I don't watch a lot of them live.

But when I do watch, like, I'm able to, I'm able to watch, you know, my terms and still be up to, up to, no one was going on to the sports and stuff that I want to see. Yeah. Now, figure skating, I'm not going to lie.

I used to watch as a kid with my mom and shit, but like, I didn't even fuck about that shit. So I, as an adult, I definitely don't watch it. But like the sled, the snowboarding, the, um, the hockey, I'm watching that shit.

And I'm keeping up with majority of it. Like, again, like I said, Thursday, I'm planning on watching that shit. Matter of fact, I need to see with time.

It says 110 Eastern time. Eastern. So it's going to be 12, 10, our time.

Yeah. Cool. Perfect.

Cause Thursday at 12, don't fucking bother me. Me neither. Yeah.

I'll be in Hollywood studios. Anyway, man, this is hangover clinic and fuck your vacation. This is a stolen water media production.